WOW! This is delicious! How did you learn to cook so well!?

>WOW! This is delicious! How did you learn to cook so well!?
What do you say?

Cooking shows - our family tv time growing up was mostly food network

It's just ramen noodles, calm down.

Nothing because if Yui appeared in front of me and was momentarily distracted with my hore durves I would immediately pin her down and rape every bodily orifice she has in case she disappears.

I read a online recipe

>hore durves
Is this the new wa la?

Fuck off back to you worthless weeb faggots

"I don't care what you think, you're not Ritsu or Mugi you fucking waste of space."

>FEED ME
what do

post more yui

>And a nip nong ching ching to you, young lady
>Ah, sou da? Ore wa Bancho no saikyo. Omae ga baka, eh?
>Thanks, Astro Boy
>I learned from the 3rd Hokage
>I learned from the 4th Hokage
>Kill me god

No.

Self taught and also my roommate is a great chef who taught me a bunch of shit

I tell them cooking is easy to learn because I am humble and would love other people to cook for themselves more often. And because it is true.

Nice humblebragging, jackass.

That wasn't my intention. It was actually a passive aggressive way of telling the people in here to fuck off thinking cooking is some sort of impressive skill.

My learned from my grandma. all those years watching her cook for her children honed my skills in kitchen

Have another plate user, that collar is looking loose. Like your wearing your dad's suit

On an Algerian basket weaving forum on the world wide web

Jesus Christ, people can actually tell those anime chicks apart without being told their names in the filename? That's deeply disquieting.

> (OP)
whore durvies .... I like it.

Fucking practice, just like everything else

Mugi likes dark skinned African-Japanese men with large rods

Let me sniff your butthole and I'll give you even more food.

Stop spouting out such terrible lies.

Genuine answer here:

Got tired of frozen meals and realized really quick cooking isn't hard.

My favourite burger joint closed for 2 weeks over christmas and I had to learn to make them myself if I was going to survive.

You're eating with your bare fucking hands??!?

y-you too

I worked in and out of some pretty nice kitchens instead of getting an education ;)

>Thanks! You know I gotta make a dish at least a few times just for myself until I got it down well enough to make it for other people.

>*unzips dick*
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

Who are you and why are you in my house?