You know what I haven't seen in awhile?

This looks amazing. Where can I go to get something like this?

???

>where can I get broiled cheese

Not sure if troll or not...

>you'll never have cheese that gooey

I could do it at home but I've never seen it done in a restaurant before.

New York City and Paris, that I've seen.

You're the biggest fucking faggot.

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there's literally nothing wrong with cumming blood.

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Can you post the one where the guy puts a hotdog into a bike? It's so nice for some reason, like this one

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I feel like taffy is some kind of hyperdimensional food

Oh shit, what a payoff. Candy making is so neat.

God damn that porchetta looks amazing

>when you finally pop that stubborn zit

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I got you senpai

>I feel like
Number one warning sign that you're a numale.

oh so its a bike? wondered what it was
it fits so well I always thought it was some kind of hot dog cannon

>some kind of hot dog cannon

>calling someone a numale
Number one warning sign that you have a mircopenis.

Its where the seat would go. You can see the tire in the .gif

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I thought you said you'll never have that cheese fondue pussy.

That was so satisfying

No matter how many I cook I'm still trapped by all these eggs...

YOU HAVE TO EAT THEM ALL

>Chef Boyardee now knows why you cry.

what kind if witch craft is this?

>that'll be 7 dollars

Man you're the best
Just the way he puts it in and the fact its so perfectly fit for it that the air pressure slows it down going in so much he has to press it just triggers my autism so much in a good way
youre the boy today

lava looks like it would be really satisfying to fuck if it wasn't so hot.

My sister works at a candyshop and I've seen them do this irl a few times, never gets old. They have like a billion designs they use too.

I thought it was food for pandas until that final shot. I've a fucking retard.

>cover some cheap, shitty looking food with way too much cheese from a cheese log
>that'll be $39.99

>cover some cheap, shitty looking sugar cookie with way too much frosting
>that'll be $20.00 a dozen

how the fuck did that can last that long? That lava looks hotter than the sun.

what in tarnation

Hahaha, I love you. You have mentioned this before on other boards and I am here to say that your observations about language are accurate.

kek
expected this response.
you didn't disappoint.

oobleck

anywhere in Switzerland

Cunt.
Raclette is godlike. And its extremly inexpensive, used to be poor peoples food in switzerland.

What's stopping you?

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I want to see Jack make this.

That being a figure of speech doesn't stop it from being incredibly stupid.

>key term: used to be
Hipsters love price gouging.

>was an idiot
>expected someone to point it out
good job?

There's no fucking way he can fuck up such a simple process

Bring the water to a boil, put in the right amount of Agar, let it boil long enough, and chill it for long enough.

And it's obvious that he's capable of missing up 3 of those steps, isn't he?

Swiss food any good? Dunno anything about it

you get raclette stalls in festivals everywhere now

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=n31j2_dkaCo
It's not in English but you'll probably get it. It's about registering an alternative turn signal for a bike.

it's so starchy it has become a non-newtonian liquid, as long as it's moving or feels force, it will turn very viscious, almost hard.

How does he get out of there?

He doesn't. That's why the king of the egg fort is so surly.

Lol.

How devilish would it be to crop this video right before the can explodes?

Very

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when he'd go to pour it out, it would probably fall apart

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that is way too much cheese, disgusting

>too much cheese
low test please go

Equally horrified & horny.

t. fatty

the peace sign he throws up at the end

It is literally the embodiment of everything that America has lost.

french and swiss Alps

that's a cute whale shark plush

eww

>just give me cheese
>do you want some food with that?
>shut up. faggot

Hornified

I've been wondering, does she have to eat like this or is it optional?
If she ate a normal diet would she starve?

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