ITT: Cringe

>group of advertising execs think this is ok

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>ayyyy baby wanna get airtighted by me and my two greasy friends
>n-no please leave me alone where are my friends??
>have a sip of this bud light darling
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>OH GOD I'M SO WET PLEASE VIOLATE ME

Like a fucking charm every time

This entire website
drinklikeaboss.com/

Kek im buying Bud Light tonight.

brewdog is so cringe
>muh punk

>T. Left Hand Label response

Checkmate

Their logo is cute tho

OML I LITERALLY CANT EVEN......like who even thought this is ok????!!! 201X

they make decent beer though tbf

dont even bother being a contrarian and saying that they don't.

>this isn't lowest common denominator beer
>this is an assertive beer
>we don't even care if you don't like it

JUST

>we do not merely aspire to the proclaimed heady heights of conformity through neutrality and blandness

To be fair, it does say it removes "no" from YOUR vocabulary. If anything, it advocates alcoholism and bad behavior, not rape, although the undertones are certainly there.

It's like the rare steak people and the indie beer people are in a contest to see who can be the biggest pretentious asshole.

>be me permavirgin deluxe mac and cheese
>go to bar near my house
>see attractive lady sitting alone
>underneath a bright house lamp
>our eyes meet during 'My Heart Will Go On'
>no spaghetti tonite
>walk up and squint at her past the light
>ask if I can buy her a drink
>she looks away cloyingly and pretends to be on her phone
>I am not dissuaded
>I lean in and ask again
>Can I buy you a drink?
>she looks up at me and says yes
>I order her a rape drink
>one Bud Light, I shout across the bar to the bartender
>the place goes silent
>'Lambs and Goats' by Korn is suddenly cut off the jukebox
>bartender brings the Bud Light
>all eyes are on her
>she takes a sip, JUST ONE SIP
>the entire bar starts applauding
>they know she can't say 'No' anymore
>take her back to my mom's house
>she's in my room, she CAN'T SAY NO
>proceed to intercourse for the first time
>doesn't matter had sex

T-thank you Rape Light!

I just realized the Seth Rogen/Amy Schumer ad campaign was probably an attempt to atone for this.

Amy Schumer is perfect representative for Bud light. She raped a guy using Bud light then said she was the victim afterwards because the only way she could have sex with him is if he was too drunk to consent

Oh come on, regardless on your stance this is still a poorly labeled beer.

Maybe if you're a politically correct librul
It's funny as heck

if you aren't overly sensitive to the rape connotations, the intended meaning is clearly effective.

They have a point, but could have made it with a lot less autism.

Who thought this was a good idea? Jesus.

The one on the right is fine - it gives information and trivia about the beer that people wouldn't have otherwise known. The other two labels are shitting on the customer and wanking about how they're probably not sophisticated enough to get it. How could anyone write this and think it'd go down well?

Not him, but rape-y-ness aside, it's still a stupid fucking slogan, especially to be putting on a beer.

Bud light is marketed to 13 year olds apparently.

show your work, you can't just say things and have people believe them. it fits the brand IMO. it's a light beer, you can get it anywhere, it's drinkable, popular and it's cheap. this is what students drink, and students are the main category of people who like to be out all night.

these are fun to read while you drink your beer but yeah it comes off as very pretentious, I think stone does the same thing

if only the caps were little fedoras.

>getting drunk off of a light beer... a light american beer
Is this even possible?

currently my favourite post on this site

kickin' terriaki breasts

Why are modern kids so literally hateful of freedom of speech? You have the right to not care, but those constant "why are they allowed" threads are the real cringe

>BEER FOR TRU PUNX HXC XDDDD
what a bunch if wankers

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Are those potato chips? Wouldn't they get soggy from all the sauces?

mmmmm soggy potato chips

Brewdog stuff is actually fucking spot on.

The IPA/Lager one, Kingpin I think it's called, it fucking lovely.

They do a straight lager thats quite nice, although not bitter enough for my tastes, and they do a porter as well I think which is lovely.

what in the FUCK

>brewdog: drink your fedora

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THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING ILLEGAL

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This shit is like a child's experiment. Nasty

That looks fucking terrible.
>JUST THROW MORE SHIT ON IT, IT'LL WORK I SWEAR!

Brewdog is mediocre af next to Kernel, Cloudwater, Magic Rock, Wild beer Co., Thornbridge etc. etc. And yeah their brand aesthetic makes me wince. Only buy if it's a shit supermarket with no choice.

kekked

I went to a music festival and they had a guy come in and do a presentation on tropical fruits

He was really into it and had a pretty normal, coherent presentation

But right at the end he started talking about how soursop (or something) cures cancer

I could feel the whole pavilion cringe

>classical mexican street food
>heavily seasoned, slow roasted meat, a little cilantro, onion, lime juice, corn tortilla. About the size of a decent sandwich

>whatever the fuck this shit is
>entire bag of corn chips
>more corn because fuck it more corn
>small snowdrift of queso blanco
>DROWN IT ALL IN SAUCES
>"what sauces," you ask?
>FUCKING EVERY AVAILABLE SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER.
>PINTS OF THAT SHIT
>MORE SAUCES FUCK YOU KEEP GOING
>lime juice

What the fuck happened?

Normally flowing sauces were suddenly stopped by THE WALL, so mexicans had to suddenly start using it to prevent the backlash flood of excess Sauce from drowning everyone.

It like a Malaysian Airline landing strip. You'll fucking drown in it.

Were you taking drugs at this so-called 'music festival'?

Nah, I went with some older family and I wasn’t really into the music

Let him believe that. Cancer cures stupid.

This is a rip off of Arrogant Bastard right? I think I've seen another brand with similar labelling as well but I'm pretty sure Arrogant Bastard was the first to do this

Airlines don't own the landing strip you retard.

>70s looking food

oh GO-BLEHHGH!!

I sort of like the similar label on Arrogant Bastard. But that's quite clearly tongue in cheek with the name of the beer.

Brewdog is just old man beer with a fancy label.

Also: youtube.com/watch?v=nSSK5Epazoc

This is an abomination

the only way this could be better is if it was labled a tRapist beer on the bottom

Wasn't arrogant bastard taking the piss tho on account of the name 'arrogant bastard'?

SO MANY ADVERBS

REEEEEEEEEEEE

for you

It works in this case, but not in op's

Wait'll you see the soap

Sure but that makes it even worse, the beer in OPs pic ripped them off but also seems to have taken them seriously

going out of your way to say something is punk, makes it not punk. This company is run by actual faggots who think they're cool. Kek.

dr. bonners is goat you cunt, they get a pass to be preachy.

honestly it's overpriced garbage with religious trash written on it

there's better castile soap elsewhere

Trump is right, he's so right. We need to build a wall to keep out this filth and degeneracy.

Dr. Bronners is fine, and their toothpaste is great

this strikes me as more retro, or uh, kitschy i guess? old fashioned? it makes me think of the old farmer's almanac and i don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.

the beer bullshit, on the other hand..

Dr Bronner was serious bro he was a weirdo

>actual faggots
Scary.

"Dr." Emanuel Bronner really believed that shit, though.
He went a little nuts after escaping the holocaust and the shock therapy he got after preaching in the streets probably didn't help.

The doc was the good kind of crazy. His kike jew offspring hijacked his wholesome soap company for political virtue signalling, though

I don't think you're supposed to physically type out your tourette's spasms like that my man.

I keke'd

Brewdog's texts are fun but the best part is how triggered Americans get of it.