>not eating King Cake today

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I'm not a New Orleans nigger so why would I?

You win, user. We can't make you have fun.

go choke on a plastic miniature Jesus

OP claiming ID. I've actually never had one but I'm going to the store right now to get one.

Nothing you say will make your dad love you.

I'm broke had some paczski and some hot cross buns though and feel like imma puke

And repeating 3s means I'm doing the right thing

Is it a cinnamon roll with sugar on it?

It also looks gay AF senpai

I don't know. I'll report back after I get the cake. I'm not sure food has sexual preferences

I'm too busy eating paczkis

basically an improved cinnamon roll

I like the crunch of the sugar crystals and the icing is better. Even the shit tier publix ones are decent.

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if it starts having sex with you, that's the first sign

Also, food doesn't have a gender

SHIT you got me

That literally looks EXACTLY like my boyfriend's o-ring after a couple hours in a Mardi Gras or St. Patrick's Day glory hole.

We go to a local fag bar for festivities a few times a year and he gets me to die his ass and asshole area with food coloring. The boys go wild for it, makes me proud =)

Then I get to lick the "icing" off mmmmm boy

Sounds legit

Degen fgt kys pls

those are traditional mardi gras colors, that's why

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