What food do old people eat?

what food do old people eat?

butter-pecan ice cream, that's about it except for an occasional prune Danish

Microwaved eggs in a bowl, stirred with their fingers after they put in their suppository.

>butter-pecan ice cream
whats up with that, my grandpa eats that shit by the shovel full

You mean the ones who can't cook, or the ones who cook badly?

Non-cooks eat out a lot or buy prepackaged shit like frozen dinners, yogurt, and lots of fiber supplements.

Bad cooks basically make the same abominations as younger bad cooks, but either with a marked lack of seasoning (boiled meat, vegetables) or way too much salt. They also use a lot of fiber supplements.

Old people who are good cooks could be eating anything, really. They tend to die too soon. They also take a lot of fiber supplements.

buffets
Specifically country cooking ones that charge crazy money for a buffet that's 90 percent bland vegetables

What the hell? So did my grandma. I hated when she got it.Fuck butter-pecan ice cream.

Prunes, white toast slathered in butter, roasted pumpkin and taters, lots of cheap cut roast meats, processed deli meat salad sandwiches on white bread

Why are old people obsessed with mcdonalds?

Canned vegetables, meat they've had in the freezer since Michael Jackson was still alive, and Necco wafers for dessert.

Liver and Onions.

I think all they eat is fast foot. Every time I go to taco bell or some other place it's packed with old people

Yup. Even though that shit is good.

>what food do old people eat?
>Grapenut ice cream
You said old people not black people. I've never seen an old person eat grapenut unless it's an old black person.

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Duck fat

>Microwaved eggs in a bowl
I'll never understand why people do this. Scrambled eggs are one of the easiest things you can possibly do and in a short amount of time in a pan.

Who /diabeticgrandma/ here?

>filename

Fool me twice, shame on me.

less mess, less dishes.

Barely. It also has a weird ass texture.

They're like saltines. Except terrible.

my nan has a full english breakfast and a tangerine once a day and she's 86

>ginger snaps
>nilla wafers
>fig newtons

tangerines

fuckin seth rogan man

Rich old people continue eating the same expensive food.

It seems regular old people don't do that, though, from what I noticed.

economies

Werther's original

Tapioca pudding.

You take that back. Butter pecan ice cream is delicious.

wtf mine too?

I personally also enjoy it to be honest
>tfw 27 old patrician tastebuds?

coupons user

I work in a deli and we have three things that only the elderly order.

Olive Loaf
Pimento Loaf
Dutch Loaf

All three are disgusting and I hate even touching the shit.

my grandma used to eat a lot of sherbert because it doesn't have dairy
other than that, uh. oatmeal, prunes, some other third thing

eggs without the yolk. lean meats

>tfw grandma used to eat these all the time
>she died a decade ago

My grandma loves those cookies but then again, so do I.

worked at a retirement home lets see
>breakfast
>eggs, oatmeal, bacon, cream of wheat, prunes, prune juice, yogurt
>lunch
>cornbread, rolls, fish, burgers, spring rolls, soup, etc
>dinner
>spaghetti, stew, sometimes pizza, sausage, bunch of other shit but this is giving me ptsd
>dessert
>the most ridiculous cakes and cookies you can think up, ice cream

fucking jello
fuck old people, overgrown children

Oh shit me 2

Time for bed gramps

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this makes me laugh because it's so fucking true

Yeah, total old people food, but still the shit.

>tfw you have 17 yo friend who buys these all the time

wtf

This flavor iced cream is great

Worked in a retirement home kitchen as a server. They ate generally more simple conservative foods like sandwiches, wraps, baked chicken and stuff like that. No matter what they ate, though, they always bitched about how bad it was.

>Tapioca pudding.

Is god tear. I wonder what peanut butter flavor would be like.

>the most ridiculous cakes and cookies you can think up, ice cream

Please tell me more:^).

Grapenuts Grapenuts

based werther's

>what food do old people eat?

My mom would cut up potatoes and tomatoes an put them both in a bowl, then nuke it.

How is shortbread old people food?

Shortbread is typically high-calorie & low-flavor.

That could also easily describe most depression-era foods, which is what a lot of old people are familiar with.

>low flavor

shortbread reeks of butter.

way too strong imo

puree

dat filename

i work in a shitty two star nursing home, let me fucking tell you,
the food they serve is really fucking bland, over cooked, dry, or just plain fucking disgusting to look at

I can't believe this took so fucking long to post

what do you do in your SNF? are you a nurse or therapist or something?

assistant (to the) dishwasher

rice pudding
frozen peas and carrots
chicken pot pie
tuna fish casserole
shepherd's pie
egg salad with way too much mayo

my grandma eats smoked salmon, cream cheese and capers on sourdough every morning

Came here to post that, must have been popular when our grandparents were younger or something. It's really good

looking forward to your inheritance, shlomo?