Australian ""cuisine""

>Australian ""cuisine""

Fuck off you fucking cunt. We don't even eat that fucking 'merican shit.

FULL

Lamingtons with cream and jam are actually fucking gr8 m8.

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Go away, there's no room.

Yes you do

pretty sure those are from NZ mate

Sometimes I go to Bunnings just to get a sausage Sanga.

You're thinking of pavlova, numbnuts.

for me

Does it taste any different?

What happens if you flip it over?

You fall into space.

Will they arrest me if I eat the burger like this?

It would be extremely delicious.

>Aussies thinking people want to come there

Aussies call McDonald's maccaws or some shit

They have childish slang for everything like the English

This is worth assassinating another one of their archdukes.

How is this different from flipping a regular big Mac?
I mean if at least you use the same ingredients but in different proportions or cook them differently it's something
But what's special about putting the burger upside down in the box?

If i eat an aus bigmac in america, will the cheese defy gravity like this?

American english is childish slang to everyone else.

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Oh, but white bread covered in margarine and fucking sprinkles is okay?

And how is a big mac any more gross than a burned sausage with burned onions and ketchup on a piece of fuckin' toast? You people literally eat the shittiest white trashiest shit known to man. I mean, I guess meth doesn't really work up much of an appetite, but...

Seriously? Fucking sprinkles and margarine and white bread, and then you go call it something as gay as "fairy bread", and then you try to tell us that our fast food sucks? Blow me, you roo nigger.

Is it really margarine? I always thought it was cake frosting or some shit.

Close but some call it "Macka's". Only obese fat cunts go there anyways so it's not like it matters.

Yes, it's margarine. Can be done with butter, too, but the cheapest margarine you can find is more 'strayan.

Jesus christ, after that and vegemite straya can never talk shit again.

4u

nah we dont. Only the most whitetrash of bogans actually go to Maccas after finishing high school.

>stop liking things that I dont understand or like
yea nah yea nah fuck off cunt
shitty thread saged too

That's almost as subhuman as the Alaska natives that mix lard and berries and call it cuisine.

McDonalds = Maccas
Liquor Store = Bottle-O
Documentary = Docco

>McDonalds = Maccas
so the common australian uses the same work as deep inner city project niggers

fascinating

Gas Station = Servo
Friend = Cunt

Well they are just criminals.

>google if this is true
>they actually put it on their signs

HAHAHHAAH

>butthurt Australian detected