If Neil Tyson was a cook, what kind of tips would he give?

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Doesn't he mean phonetic order

I gave your mom a phonetic order if you know what I mean

I think he's trying to make the point that you could put the letters in any order and it would still be alphabetical order, but that's obviously wrong. Only one arrangement of letters is alphabetical order.

No, actually he's arranging them by how they're pronounced in English
Ay
Aych
Arr
Bee
Cue
and so on

forgot i was on a cooking board

well then that makes no fucking sense at all

That's Science Negro for you

just some extra examples

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I used to like this guy but now it seems like he's trying his very best to be as obnoxious as possible.

>fuck having laws and borders and sheit

I want all of these "borders are just lines we're all one race" cunts to spend a month in somalia.

>we call them cookies, but if we were to use the nomenclature of their actual preparation method to name them after, they would be referred to as bakies.

good fences make for good neighbors

Did Jaden Smith hack his twitter account?

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Did you know that ant colonies often build borders and kill any ant that crosses into their territory?

>comparing humans to animals
ants also worship a queen unquestioningly
don't get ideas from ants

Jaden Smith isn't nearly fedorable enough to come up with this kind of shit.

theyre biscuits you faggot

We already did. We have an orange colored one leading us now.

To people like him there's no such thing as right/wrong/false/truth and everything is subjective.

There's no oort cloud, lol.

yes there is idiot

he's clearly talking phonetically dumb ass. how stupid do you have to be for his mundane tweets to go over your head.

who decides what order the pronunciation goes in? You know some letters have two right?

not sure if you realize this, but we're mocking his tweets. that's part of the reason why

Shhh, Black Science Man has attention from dipshit I LOVE SCIENCE blogs to get.

Half the shit this guy says is something I'd expected a baked college student to say. It's irrelevant "whoooaa maaaaan" nonsense.

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>Alphabet
>Alpha Beta
>Literally named after the order

Also
>You know some letters have two right?
>What is the International Phonetic Alphabet?

You're trying to beat sense into a retard m8. Just let it go.

so the phonetic order would be the same as the alphabetical one then.