Welcome to another special episode of Simply Sara

Welcome to another special episode of Simply Sara.

Today on the show, we're gonna be cooking up a healthy 10lbs citrus asian inspired pan fried turkey

youtube.com/watch?v=_ZUuPljahvA

See, watching this makes me sad deep down; because she seems like a sweet lady with a major food problem.

she's like 27

Are we making fun of her because she's fat or because she over seasons?

Fuck you guys , i genuinely love simpy sara.

yes.

*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

oh sorry user, I was just bending over to get my grilled mexican street corn and I must have passed some gas

*BBBRRRROOOOAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

Oh wow user, that smells a bit tangy and sweet, kinda like my Wanda macaroni salad

simply sara is maybe the oldest cooking meme on Veeky Forums, or masaokis. either way theyre both disgusting.

some of her food isn't half bad for white trash. i mean not sophistiated, but sometimes not terribly unleahtly. I think she just eats too much and it's a shaem because she does seem like a genuine sweetheart

would you rather fuck Jack or fuck Sara?
-- Lights on

I know who'd I would pick...

is that even a question?

>You will never come in close as Jack takes a big boy bite of your moist dong
>damn far cry from beautiful

...

7 years... is she still alive?

who the fuck took time out of their day to write this shit? Jesus Christ.

All that sugar, and then no finished product shot. What the shit?

lights on? bullet.
lights off? what's the difference? my white cock is too small to find a hole with all that fat dangling and swaying about.

Fuck Nell instead

What's a citrus asian?

I'm pretty sure it's a bitter Jap.

God fucking damn it what got deleted?
Fucking mods need to back the fuck off.

if you had seen it you'd understand to be honest with ya

Where is her infamous macaroni salad?

Why?
Way too much stuff gets deleted now.
What can we do about it?
This board was so much better a few years ago.

It was likely a shitpost. Board is better without it.

just be glad it's gone man