Age

>18
>never
>Melville
>Joyce
>Borges
>Marquez
>Barth

>22
>Monday
>honestly can't name my 5 fav authors, I really haven't read that much

Such is the life of a STEMfag who is not autistic. I've been loaded up with work the last couple years, but haven't been able tinted enough to distinguish my top 5 lads

>26
>never
>Cervantes
>Tolstoi
>Dostoievsky
>Coetzee
>Sada

>20
>Four or five months ago
>Vlad Nabokov, Rob Calasso, Carl Jung, Yukio Mishima, Art Schopenhauer, Benito Mussolini

If it's any consultation I'd take both you kid's virginities.

>27
>6 weeks ago
>Bolano
>Pynchon
>Cortazar
>DFW
>Borges

>22
>this past May

>Kafka
>J.D. Salinger
>Steinbeck
>Vargas Llosa
>Dostoevsky

>20
>never ever
>Oscar Wilde
>Robert Louis Stevenson
>The unknown author of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
>Mary Shelley
>JK Rowling (no bully)

I like Gothic literature. Recommend me texts if you'd like to.

33
Saturday evening
Ishiguro
Maclean
Shakespeare
Pope
Solzhenitsyn

>23
>never
>Ian Tregillis
>Ken Liu
>Catherynne Valente
>Andrew Hussie
>can't think of anyone else

I know I'm going to get so much shit for this but what the fuck do I care? I read things that I enjoy without self-delusion and it's honestly remarkably easy to find meaning and nuance in pop lit if you just fucking bother to look without dismissing it offhand

>quixote
>author

>Quixote
>author

You probably only pork fat chicks, loser

>gothic literature
>no Stoker
Nigga you wut

>18
>last friday
>joyce burroughs shakespeare pynchon kierkegaard

Alice Munro
Carol Shields

22, 5 years ago

>Shakespeare
>Steinbeck
>DFW
>Dostoevsky
>Aurelius

>35
>yesterday
>king
>bradbury
>ellison
>pavic
>jacques

not even meming

>31
>six months ago
>Dostoevsky, Crane, Stevens, Saramago, DeLillo

25

A week ago

Dean Koontz, Ein Colfer, Orson Scott Card, Stephen King, RL Stine

You seem like a fucking sensitive neckbeard. Enjoy dying alone, faggot. Oh, and the last girl you fucked was probably hideous. Kys.

26
Last Week
Gaddis
Joyce
Nabokov
Thomas Wolfe
Faulkner

>24
>2 days ago
>DFW, Nicholas Taleb, Donna Tartt, Nabokov, Joseph Heller

>26
>4ish years ago
>McCarthy
>R. Scott Bakker
>Frank Herbert
>Glen Cook
>Samuel Clemens

>>last time you got laid

y-you too

>21
>15 years ago
>Shakespeare, Borges, Dante, Pólya, Adler

19
Never
Aquinas
Maritain
Chaucer
Gibson
Stephenson

>15 years ago

We're you raped as a child, faggot?

>21
>15 years ago

a-a-are you okay, user?

>23
>5 weeks ago
>Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Ibsen, Joyce, Goethe

23
never
Huxley
Cervantes
Balzac
Woolf
Nabokov

>faggot
Got my dick sucked by a male friend. I don't actually remember how long ago, but it might've been about 10 years ago actually. I'm not even gay.

>gets dick sucked by another male
>isn't even gay

Is this bait?

22
This morning
Junger
Dostoevsky
Hamsun
Kierkegaard
Unknown author of the Nibelungenlied

Not bait. My childhood was strange. I also dry humped my female cousin.

>25
>a few months ago
>DFW =^)
>McCarthy
>Roth
>Lovecraft =^)
>Sarte

Lovecraft isnt a meme, dumbass. You probably came in less than two minutes.

This entire post is confusing

22
probably around a month
Dostoevsky
Dreiser
Schiller
Krasznahorkai
Gogol

What's the deal with teens claiming to love serious literary fiction? Are they old enough to relate to the themes or is it like me enjoying Master and Margarita as an urban fantasy novel?

Now that's a shit taste if I ever saw one.

22
Never
Solzhenitsyn
O'Connor
Wolfe
Dostoevsky
Endo

>25
>january 2015

>carver
>joyce
>woolf
>maupassant
>dumas

>balzac
You'll never get laid user

>28

>sex is a spook

>stirner x 5

All these virgins itt
At least go fuck a hooker or something, get it out the way. Or go to a party and fuck a chubby, I dunno. Ain't that hard if you're not a fat fuck

W-why did you reply to me?

22
Two months ago
Joyce
Burroughs
Dfw
Dostoevsky
Tolstoy I guess

24

Lol

Steinbeck
Dostoevsky
Camus
Hesse
Homer

What if I don't care?

23
last summer, I think in July

Kafka
van Hoddis
Heym
London
Camus

You'd be lying to yourself. It's alright, we all do it at some level.
Anyway, you're not a virgin so it doesn't apply to you

But you implied people would want to "get it out of the way", which is silly.

All the sex I had was basically mere accident and I didn't think of myself higher than before when it happened. What is the difference between one who has never had sex and one who doesn't think he will have sex in the future? Being a virgin should not make the difference, being able to have sex with a woman whenever you want should. And banging a hooker to "get it out of the way" seems like a silly idea then, because there is no getting out of the way, there is a constant process that you either are or are not able to perpetuate. It's like lifting. No one goes to the gym once to lift some weights and then, never repeating the process, saying "Yeah, I lift."

So we should not ask "Are you a virgin?" but rather "Do you have sex on a regular basis?", which OP basically did.

I don't know about a hooker but I know that not being a virgin removes a certain guilt aspect of my life. It really does.
I see what you mean but I think your analogy with lifting doesn't work here. Being a virgin is a status and it makes you ill at ease when socialising.
I do agree that not having sex on a regular basis is embarrassing but much easier to conceal from others and nowhere near as hindering in social events.
I don't fool myself by thinking I'm a better person for having had sex, it's just something that gives you a status in the eyes of others. And you hardly can fake it, honestly

21, coming up on 22.
2 years ago (Last major girlfriend).

(In no particular order)
1. James Joyce
2. Italo Calvino
3. Antonio Porchia
4. Jorge Luis Borges
5. Stephen Crane

Faking it is just as easy as talking about sex when you only ever had sex with one girl where you didn't really know at all what you were doing.

Yes, the status of being a virgin is considered a flaw for men at a certain age in society, but I do not think that someone who had sex once but likely will never do so again will fair any better. On the question "Are you a virign?" everyone can just respond "No." without anyone batting an eye. But when you talk about sex and it becomes obvious that you don't really know a lot about it, you might aswell be a virgin.

You may have convinced me.

>heh I've had sex recently
>I don't read and haven't solidified my tastes in reading
>but i lurk Veeky Forums and post in the most un/lit/ threads
>did I mention I'm STEM? I'm not an autist though don't worry bros! :^)
>Phew, got so much work on my plate right now! Hard to find the time for all this lit eh lads?

Thread full of virgins and shitposters and you still manage to stand out as the biggest loser, "look at me everyone! My life's sure on track right? Guys? Please notice me"

Patrish.

20
Last July
Wilde
Kafka
Tolkien
Orwell
de Sade

How are you supposed to understand literature and discuss it like a real patrician when you lack basic life experience?
I'm not saying sex is the most important thing, the holy grail etc etc, but if you never managed to fuck any one, your life is most likely devoid of any meaningful experiences (because you're an awkward fucking shut-in loser) and frankly you should go the fuck off this board.

>How are you supposed to understand literature and discuss it like a real patrician when you lack basic life experience?
I'll ask one of the 30+ amazing authors who were virgins, like John of the Cross, Theresa of Avila, Thomas Aquinas, Borges, Edith Stein
>I'm not saying sex is the most important thing, the holy grail etc etc, but if you never managed to fuck any one, your life is most likely devoid of any meaningful experiences (because you're an awkward fucking shut-in loser) and frankly you should go the fuck off this board.
Sex is as a one nighter one of the most pointless, empty and meaningless experiences one can have.

You are retarded.

>26
>virgin
>moliere, ibsen, tolkien, auster, mahfouz

23
Yesterday

Nabokov
Ligotti
Cather
McCarthy
DeSade

You should read Gormenghast.
and you'd best be talking about them orwell essays

>Cather and DeSade

Your tastes are fine but you might be a crazy person

If you think 30 is an impressive number
If you think you, me or any of the Veeky Forums users are comparable to the amazing authors
If you for some reason deduced that I was talking exclusively of one-nighters
If you think Borges was a virgin
then you are the retarded one

>If you think 30 is an impressive number
Out of the totality of authors of classics? Yes, but it's probably more. Virginity isn't exactly something important to what people write.
>If you think you, me or any of the Veeky Forums users are comparable to the amazing authors
We aren't, but virginity has nothing to do with experiencing literature.
>If you for some reason deduced that I was talking exclusively of one-nighters
Since virginity stops after the first one nighter, yes. You did not talk about a long, happy marriage or anything of the sort.
>If you think Borges was a virgin
He was.
>then you are the retarded one
Youre*

years ago

>18
>3 weeks ago
>Waltari
>Bukowski (sue me)
>Knausgård

cancel that, bolano instead of bukowski

25
a few days ago i think, been busy writing
the five that first come to mind:
Tolstoy
Dumas
Graham Greene
Solzjenitsyn
Vilhelm Moberg

Borges wasn't a virgin, user. Others on you list wrote straight up religious literature, but I guess if that's what rocks your boat who am I to argue. It's is a simple fact that experiences you have shape your ability to relate to art. There was that article about blind people's reading habits. It said that many of them read a lot (braille or audiobooks) but still prefer plebiest shit like Grisham thrillers, because it's hard for them to relate to more patrician stuff.

I for one read a lot of sci-fi and I wouldn't be able to relate to all those awkward as hell scenes in the book if not for my own sexual experiences.

15/f
today

Nabokov
Murakami
Poe

Learn to read.
I am talking about virginity among Veeky Forums posters being a huge indicator of their general lack of life experience, which is a prerequisite for understanding great literature, why the fuck are you bringing up a handful of arguably classical authors being virgins as a counter-argument? More over, why the fuck are you so hung up on the meaninglessness of sex? Sex itself was not even the point and I never said it was meaningful.

21
17
Fitzgerald, Céline, Miller, Kerouac, Dostojewski

21
this morning
Joyce
Faulkner
Beckett
Dostoevsky
Hamsun

I was asserting my power over your post, my property.

>Quixote
Woah.

I support this.
And Im not even a virgin like the user who posted it.

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

Posters like you are the reason I STEM post desu

wtf #ImWithHim now

I am actually. Though my favourite work of his is Shooting an Elephant.

1984 was great however.

faggot

20
Easter
Joyce
Yeats
Lowry
Kierkegaard
Melville

27
3 years ago
Dosto
Melville
Jane Bowles
Robert Walser
Toss-up between Quixote and Kafka for #5

33
3 weeks
Asimov
B Easton-Ellis
Pushkin
Jeffrey Archer
Arthur C Clarke

So you have shit normie pleb taste AND a virgin? You got the worst of both world there fella!

>27
>this morning
>Comyns
>Kawabata
>Jansson
>Miyazawa
>Brautigan

I wish I was. I wish sex with my girlfriend didn't feel like I'm drawing poison from a wound.

Just shut up man, you're so clueless and unfunny.

>19
>3 weeks ago
>Melville
>Peake
>Wordsworth
>Byron
>Hawthorne

28
Never
Camus, Calvino, Homer, Cioran, Dostoyevski