Let's be honest with ourselves. If times today were much like they were during the 1950's...

Let's be honest with ourselves. If times today were much like they were during the 1950's, you would love to be a housewife just so you can focus entirely on cooking.

>implying I don't wish for that now

Is he wearing a mask?

>Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

The 1950s were a terrible time for food, shipping and logistics were pure garbage and appreciation for nice things was at an all time low after a depression and an apocalyptic war effort converted our entire system into a means of overproducing cheap, non-perishable food as effectively as possible. If things were like that I'd do everything possible to avoid being around food and I would probably just drink a lot and smoke a lot to suppress my appetite. The time to be a housewife is today when sex change surgery is advanced and there are many reasons to want to hang out at home cooking constantly.

>this is what's wrong with men today

Fucking grow a pair.

>men today
t.beardless tween born after dubya invaded iraq

Nope, try again. I was married and we had just had our first child when Bush junior was elected. You're just a huge pussy.

Yes, I'm not afraid of some guy who wants to wear a dress and prance around in high heels, so I'm the pussy

Get a hold of yourself, cleetus. You don't have to fuck it just because it's wearing a dress. Unless of course you're into that

Who said I was afraid of trannies? People are people, doesn't matter what they wear or who they have sex with. But nice try at moving the goalposts, pussy.
No, what I'm bitching about is you emasculated fucks who romanticize an Era where things sucked so badly for "housewives" they invented Valium (aka Mother's Little Helper"). The only good thing about the 50s was the architecture and interior design, and the general prosperity that came from the jobs created by the war. It was the birth of suburbia.
Now, go ask your mommy for some buttcream.

You confused about this thread? Much like your sexuality? I am the guy telling the op that the 1950s sucked and that today is the time to be a housewife

Go find yourself a cross dresser on backpage and make love to it. You clearly have some issues to work out if you're this upset over a picture of a man in a dress

There were no women Chefs besides Eugenie Brazier in the 50s. As James Brown said: this is a mans world. Please go back to your containment board.

>being this fucking stupid

Now, go to the bathroom and repeat your post out loud while looking at yourself in the mirror. Do it again. And again, because you're foisting your own issues on other people, Hedwig.

>because you're foisting your own issues on other people
Nope, not really. Tell us again how things were so much less sexually confusing back in le good old days, cleetus

Do you really think you're "getting" me with this? You're pathetic. I put myself through college working in an underwear store, where I sold women's underwear to middle aged men badly dressed in women's clothes. Other than their refusal to try a different style besides briefs, it didn't bother me a bit. I've seen more, traveled more, and done more than you ever have, but by all means go ahead with your uneducated rants and using the word "Cleetus ", if that makes you feel better about yourself. You don't know shit about shit, snowflake.

Are you autistic? OP is talking about home cooking, not professional chefs. In the 50s it was only ever the wives who made the food

And now the blogposting begins. At what point did one of those deviants force you to put your erect ding-dong in his butthole and thrust until you ejaculated? Was it confusing? Did you think about hell afterwards? The picture is becoming clearer, if you had been born in le correct decade we wouldn't have to allow this out of control political correctness and you could have just bashed him before things got out of hand.

Again, stop pushing your own fantasies on other people. Try living in the real world awhile, instead of your mom's house, and get out and do real things instead of jacking it to gay rape porn.

I do live in the real world, the real world where my gay and trans friends are just as entitled to their sexuality as I am entitled to mine, and we get along fine without me having to tell them to "grow a pair" or whatever other backwards nonsense you feel the need to force on others.

I'm really sorry your parents filled your head with so much hateful garbage growing up, but if you really think that "doesn't matter who they wear or who they have sex with", then you should try to live up to that belief and let go of the hate.

But it's clear that's just a phrase you habituated yourself into repeating because on some level you understand it's not socially acceptable to be transphobic even though you are, owing (it seems) to your painful experiences at a younger age and no small amount of conflicted sexuality to boot.

>only wives made food

Clearly not when Bocuse sowing his oats in that era.

This copypasta shouldn't get more than this singular response.

>tfw shills have binders full of prewritten responses to counter argue
>tfw shills are in full force normalizing traps on a food and cooking board

>I'm too stupid to write more than a simple SVO sentence therefore everything that I have to sound out several times is pasta

Well at least you're not spouting bigoted drivel anymore, cleetus. It's a start

>cook all day
>get fucked and beat up at night
Living the dream

>implying anything else

If my GF earned enough for us to live comfortably I'd happily be a housewife. Especially in the 21st century it's a piss easy job. Feminists are fucking idiots.

More than one person thinks that enabling mental illness is bad. Wanting to fuck dudes = gay. I'm not judging, but own up to being gay, don't shove yourself in the closet by rationalizing it away with buzzwords like "feminine penis"...afterall it's 2017. You shouldn't have to shame yourself and deny your own sexuality.

Try saying it here first, then to your friends and family: "I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, GET USED TO IT!".

Let's make a go of it, shall we?

This is a food and cooking board, not the "special snowflake proselytizing action force". Gtfo.

>I'm not homophobic
>but homosexuality is a mental illness

Ha ha ha oh wow

Which stance are you pretending to take exactly? Trans women liking men isn't gay, according to the PC lingo/culture I've picked up in daily life. Do you even understand what you're talking about?

Hmm...

t.Russian military shill, 30 roubles have been deposited into your Rossiya Bank account

>I'm going to try to turn this into a debate over who understands sex words more bigly
>maybe they won't notice all the contradictory attitudes I've been espousing

Nope. Maybe try with the "I didn't understand it so it's pasta", one strategy at a time cleetus

What part of this rant is you admitting to being homosexual? Did you get banned from your containment board and decided to shill here? How sad.

I'm just waiting for the "I'm gay, okay" response.

There's more than one person replying to you, jackass. And none of us are homophobic (at least, not that I can tell by the posts). That's why people think you're mentally ill, because you're so fixated on your own weird beliefs and being the thought police that you alienate everyone.

>anyone who disagrees with me must be Russian bad guy!

This is why people think you're a nutter.

Don't bother. Traps comprise less than 1/10th of 1% of the greater population. Without drama and a victim complex they would otherwise get no attention. The fact these posts are off /b/ is disturbing. These are the same people shilling the same shit posts, with the same shit images on multiple boards simultaneously.

You say "admitting" like it would make me a bad person or undermine my credibility if I was. So much for "it doesn't matter who a person is or who they want to fuck", eh cleetus?

See
Without a victim complex, they have nothing. They also always sprinkle in a few drumpf and bigot buzzwords in every thread they're in.

"My" weird beliefs, yes. So unusual and inconsequential that the entire state budget of South Carolina was brought to its knees after your kind took over the legislature and passed bigoted laws to single out, as your buddy pointed out, a tiny tiny fragment of the overall population.

Why don't you move to Saudi Arabia where you can find many like-minded people?

Stop victimizing yourself and admit you're gay. Please and thank you. After which, you can go back to your containment board, if you're not banned from posting there that is.

>victim "complex"
Yes because there isn't an organized effort by a shrill intolerant fringe group in America to undermine the basic human rights of gay and trans people.

I suppose I must be Mexican too because I don't think they're all rapists and murderers.

>cray cray

Why don't you just paint yourself safety orange and run around the streets screaming. That should get you the attention you so badly crave.

I'm not victimizing anyone unless you're one of those self-pitying alt-rights who thinks that straight white males are the most oppressed people on earth. In which case I am victimizing you (assuming you are straight, which is a dubious assumption indeed given your current histrionics over a picture of a man in a dress)

You're still victimizing yourself. Why not advocate for Native rights instead? Seems a more pressing issue considering the conditions they endure and crippling poverty, substance abuse issues etc etc etc. That's solvable. Absolutely no amount of money will transform a persons chromosomes. Feel me?

Why not indeed? I think human rights in general should be respected. Unlike you though, I correctly recognize that the rights of some groups are under attack, by people like you. Therefore when you run around saying "straight people have a real tough time today because they can't go around gay bashing like in the good old days", I have little sympathy. Go back to your "white lives matter" protest, cleetus.

The alt-right doesn't exist on Veeky Forums and is a creation of the extreme left (communists) to undermine the integrity of the Nuclear family. It's spokes person is a foreign, gay, Jewish, black cock sucking homosexual. Absolutely none of this represents conservative people in any way, shape or form. He's just a boogeyman for you to cry about, to point a finger at.

Now, please...say that you're gay.

Gaslighting. Stay on topic and admit you're gay.

> It's spokes person is a foreign, gay, Jewish, black cock sucking homosexual.

And, there it is. The pretense is dropped, you are just a massive unabashed bigot. My work here is done folks, good day to all (except bigots).

You still can't admit you're gay, but you have no problems bashing other people for no reason. The irony is lost on you.

this.

HURRRR IM A BIG BOY NOW KIDS SUCK HURRRR

Ok I'm gay

So, pointing out the facts makes someone a bigot? This is why no one will listen to you.

That's not bigoted, that's what Milo is. Calling a spade a spade just hurts your feelings. Don't run away now when you're starting to make headway. You're the one who wanted to shit up a cooking board with your political agenda while a earning near-minimum wage salary, friend.

...that's a big housewife.