See a university student holding her books in her hand when she could have just bought a larger bag

All old hags are like this.

I do this
im a boy but I wanna guzzle chad's cum

I always carried mine around because my bag was already full (and it's an enormous messenger bag) of my laptop and more books. It's also far less strain to carry them evenly in your arms than having so much weight dragging down a shoulder/beating against your side.

I can believe that there is some statistical correlation, as more conservative upbringings tend to put more focus on study than more liberal ones. However, statistical correlation does not mean that intelligence and promiscuity are mutually exclusive, just that they are a less likely pairing than the alternatives.

This is /thread

In my experience this is true. Probably related through that promiscuity and conversation ability are both common in extroverts.

mfw someone actually thinks this way

Even the simple act of holding books is offensive to you people.

We're reaching Tumblr levels in an alarmingly fast rate.

>more interesting
you mean they are able to talk about all the flavor of dick they've had?

>Mad at attractive girls
>Is a frogposter
Unsurprised

>durr I like sitting around listening to girls talk about all the mad dick they sucked that is not mine
What the fuck is wrong with you people

>OMG I LIKE... SUCKED THIS GUY OFF AND GOT A STI XDDDDD
Women aren't interesting, people in general are not interesting. Girls peak at the start of their teens. It's a simplicity and honesty that is totally free of pretense, and a genuine beauty rather than a McKawaiiiiiii~ developed from a kilo of powders and creams.
Old hags aren't attractive.

>Intelligent promiscuous girls tend to be more interesting conversational partners than their more sexually conservative, but equally intelligent, counterparts.
They're not nearly as interesting conversational partners as men though. That's why you banter over beers with the lads and then go home to your pure waifu cooking dinner barefeet in a sundress and hug her from behind and are happy she isn't a diseased slag.

Great critical thinking capabilities you're showing off here.

Butthurt much?

...except on Veeky Forums
where most people are idiots AND actively conspiring to trick you

You thought of that response all by yourself?

Not him, but butthurt much?

Yup.

In my experience, life becomes a lot more interesting when you give give cum guzzling whores the benefit of the doubt. They can surprise you. What is more, what does a patrician have to fear from mingling with plebeians? At worst he can treat it like a little social experiment and revel in his bemusement. At best you can fug some pussies, as has been my experience.

Old hags are not even worth the energy it takes to observe them.

Why you always people have to assume the worst about someone
Maybe I don't know they are in a rush or something

>Old hags

M8, are you sure you've been going to university all this time? Sounds like you took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and ended up in an old folks home instead.

Old hag is any girl over 16.

I'm back in university right now, and all around me are old hags wasting everybody's time by inflating a liberal arts school with STEMshit and psychology.

Almost every single one is a biology or psychology major, like you can even go beyond learning the language of the field with a fucking BSc/BA.

>omg im going to be a super deep psychologist in teh reeel werld!!!
>with a fucking BA

>omg im going to be a super smart biologist in teh reeel werld!!!!
>can't even get a fucking internship with a BSc probably

You think these people are interesting? They don't even fucking realize they cannot even indulge in their 'passion' with an undergraduate degree, while at least a Humanities major can read. Just admit it, they're idiots that are just there to get fucked and drunk while their stupid parents praise and pay for it all.

You sound absolutely miserable.

Look, I get that most of these girls are probably stupid (conflating that with, and blaming it on, the Humanities aside) - but what most people forget is that some, if not many, if not most stupid people can in fact be nice. It sometimes pays to "play dumb" and be kind to them.

As I said before, I have fugged several pussies by doing just that. I can promise you it was much more satisfying than complaining about them on a Mongolian horseback archery forum.

>getting fucked by penises
>GOOD STORY XXXDD HAHA

Then drop out.

College isn't a place where people truly wander off the beaten path. If you're dissatisfied with the kinds of people you meet then go somewhere else and find you're people.

Or keep shitposting on r9k and fucking up the rest of the boards.

Introverts almost always have more interesting personalities, I dont think you know what introversion is

Women are just trapped in a perpetual simulation of the real adult (i.e. male) world. They show up at university having been coddled their entire lives, and suddenly they are basking in nonstop attention, nonstop socialising, and the entire administration and society at large feeding them the lie that they're The Future Leaders of America!!!!! because they're getting a meaningless BA and barely caring about it.

Men don't get that luxury. Mediocrity is punished in men. Reality checks come quickly. But no one really expects anything of women, who will mostly be provided and cared for their entire lives and who mostly have no ambition, so you can safely tell women that their bare-minimum performance in a fourth-rate psych program totally means they are going to be rad cool revolutionary psychology pioneers some day.

Look at them like children. Do you slap down children for pretending to be cowboys? Or even pretending their malformed, imitiation opinions are real opinions? No, because kids are just observing adults and trying on different things. It's part of growing up. Women are the same, they just never grow up.

>tfw you are gay and you NEVER think of women
I dont hate them, they are just like uninteresting blocks of granite to me.

>fucking women without impregnating them

literally plebian entertainment

What do you think of the constellation of lust-motivated attention that surrounds every one of them?

Do you ever look at an exchange between a man and a woman like
>Woman: Ummmm I like movies I guess lol :)
>Man: WOW! That is SO interesting! Me too, I like movies too! Haha! What movies do you like? I bet you have GREAT taste in movies haha lol!
>Woman: Ummmm lol you know just good movies :P lol
>Man: GOOD MOVIES? WOW! THAT IS SO INSIGHTFUL!! DO YOU WANT ME TO BUY YOU THINGS NOW????
and feel really bad for both parties?

At best, this is somewhat accurate for mid and especially low-tier universities.

What is it about this board that attracts /r9k/ frogposters?

Please fucking leave.

I'm at a high tier university. Women are all unoriginal recombinators of existing models. They have no originality.

Are you crying in real life?

Its people from /pol/ like me.

National Socialists are elite by nature

I understand it, but dont really feel bad for them since I dont think they have it worse than gays.
It is just the cards you are dealt.

It is true that one of the small benefits of being gay is not having to watch romantic comedies (or whatever the female likes) to get laid.
And sometimes a perplexed good looking woman trying to obtain something she shoudlnt doesnt understand why her charms didnt work on you.

It's nice to see another cum guzzling fag on here. But, I've already had every chad in my area, I just affect innocence now in hopes that one day I will truly achieve innocence again because I did everything there is to do before I lost my innocent face... I cry to sleep every night

On the contrary, it's an art.

>woman drinks cum but it's not MY cum
>it's a conspiracy

also

>not understanding the importance of creating an image/persona in society and its benefits
>getting angry at other people actively cultivating an image to have an easier time in life

do you show up at a job interview wearing your shitstained crusty pajamas? do you go on a date not having showered for 5 days? psst! shave that neckbeard and maybe you'll be able to get a gf one of these years

>And sometimes a perplexed good looking woman trying to obtain something she shoudlnt doesnt understand why her charms didnt work on you.

post stories

Tbh if I was a hot girl I'd totally be a "cum guzzling slut" (although I wouldn't fuck chads). Shit if I was extroverted, didn't feel intense anxiety prior to sex, and didn't feel really guilty and disgusting after the fact or when thinking about it, I would totally be a "cunt fucking stud" (the male counterpart of "cum guzzling sluts" as it were). Too bad sex inevitably turns into n awkward experience for me. Not a virgin or anything like that, and I'm not asexual. Just really uncomfortable with the whole thing. Girls always think I'm asexual or something and one even gave me shit (and not in a playful or teasing manner) for being "puritanical" or something to that affect because I wasn't comfortable doing some of the shit she was into.

Anyway, I don't get why faggoty ass dudes judge girls for being "sluts". As several other anons have mentioned, promiscuous girls tend to be more interesting (same goes for girls who are mildly psychologically unhealthy - nothing is more attractive than a girl who craves attention and validation as long as isn't in the form of just blind and boring conformity to social standards).

No, its stupid and a waste of time

Hello roastie. Terrible post you have there. Please stop pretending to be a man.

>Sophomore year of college
>tired of trying to save myself for 'the one'
>no clue how to hook up
>make a tinder
>matches left and right
>talk about their interests
>conversations die when we start to talk about books
>match with a 9/10
>send her "hey cutie"
>she says hiya
>I say "what's your snapchat? We can fool around sometime"
>actually get it
>she's my fuck buddy now
>life is great

Books get you nowhere

This is empirically false

>realise she does it to affect the "innocent girl" look
So you're saying she has an innocent girl look that is changed by holding books or what? This writing is real bad broheim.

>they can surprise you

I've never had a stimulating conversation with a woman that was good looking. The ones who are ugly actually have something of merit to say, probably because they knew at a young age that their looks wasn't enough to excel in life.

>I've never had a stimulating conversation with a woman that was good looking.
Good looking women don't like talking to you then bro.

...

Lelwut? in my experience attractive people tend to be more intelligent. Compare you average white trash working class/lower middle class American with an upper-middle class/upper class American. The latter tend to be more intelligent and attractive.

>this guy actually thought he could have meaningful conversations with attractive girls

To get girls you literally have to have the dumbest flirty conversations that have no inherent sustenance in it whatsoever other than the 'thrill of the hunt' which wears off very fast. There is a fucking reason marriage, for a long time, was orchestrated by the family instead of marriage being the consummation of love between two individuals.

I fkn hate how I think about this world.

Who tf is roastie?

I'm at a high-tier university as well and the women are just as intelligent as the men. However, it's a STEM-oriented school so I can't really speak specifically to artistic/creative originality. Very few people are original anyway, so what's the point of the biased and reductive statements being made here?

It's possibly the dumbest meme ever. Anyone who uses it and isn't twelve and retarded should probably feel pretty bad.

Which is the point I am trying to make. Do you have an anecdote of a meaningful conversation you've had with a good looking woman? I mean a few of my lady friends are really good looking but they don't have the mental fortitude or interest to talk about anything which could relate to high culture. The ones I had interesting conversations with were, to put it bluntly, very average looking girls.

We're talking about girls at Uni. Not the general population since it is obvious that, in general, highly educated people tend to be more attractive than those that are not.

I've done shit at a highest-tier uni that was liberal arts oriented and generally would say the same.

>the dumbest meme ever

no, that's women

affect as a verb has two meanings, one is to do with the noun effect and the other means to feign

>Do you have an anecdote of a meaningful conversation you've had with a good looking woman?
Not particularly, not any more than I have an anecdote about breathing or taking a piss in the morning anyway. Like many women I've slept with were v smart. But I've attended good universities and am attractive so that has a bearing on who I meet and attract and so on.

>being jaded is now considered being post-ideological

Fuck off ESL.

affect , v.
(transitive) To influence or alter.

affect , v.
(transitive) To make a show of; to put on a pretence of; to feign; to assume. To make a false display of.

affect , n.
(psychology) A subjective feeling experienced in response to a thought or other stimulus; mood, emotion, especially as demonstrated in external physical signs.

effect , n.
The result or outcome of a cause.

effect , v.
To make or bring about; to implement.

So I assume you talk with them about subjects pertaining to high culture from time to time, correct?
I am just very interested because I've had sex with like 30+ girls but never really had a conversation where I was impressed by the girl's knowledge or opinions of a certain topic, in general even, since the topic of high culture was never talked about in the first place.

I am not trying to be the jaded /r9k/'r here, I am just genuinely flabbergasted that, considering my quite extensive experiences with girls, my experience seems to be so different than yours.
I've also talked with friends of mine about this and they pretty much all concur with what I am saying.

Maybe you just go to a better uni, idk.