You're taking a shit when you reach down in horror to find that you forgot your phone. There is no book in sight (not even your diary desu). You can tell it's going to be a long one, and there is no hope of escape.
What's the most patrician shampoo bottle to read in this purgatory?
I chuckled
For a time, I was a Pert Plus man, myself. Great hair. No Fuss. Pert Plus.
I certainly wouldn't call it patrician, though. Nor would I call the most expensive shampoo in the world patrician, either.
To me, Kiehl's is aesthetically pleasing, reads well, and I appreciate its "no frills" attitude towards the product.
In conclusion, I'd have to go with Kiehl's as the most patrician.
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wew real doorstopper
should I read Franklin's earlier work first?
The War and Peace of Shampoo bottles
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Murakami-tier
don't let this thread die
Does anyone have any first editions?
>author includes directions
>doesn't add rinse and repeat
I was hoping to see this wacky shit in this thread.
>The War and Peace of Shampoo bottles
lol, more like Infinite Jest
>2016
>Not being able to recite lengthy passages of poetry and prose from memory, when no other options are available
Yeeeeesssssssssssssss
>This is one of the better threads on neo-Veeky Forums
What went wrong?
My diet isn't garbage so I don't need to spend extra time on the shitter.
People who take more than five minutes shitting are unhealthy.
>716 BCE
>Not being able to entertain oneself by reciting epic poetry before wiping with hay
which type of shampoo kills yourself?
>taking more than 20 seconds to shit
u guys have butthole problems.
I just recite the plane scene from DKR. It's the only thing I know by heart entirely.
It takes a while for the cancer to appear, but then you're set
My shampoo isn't in easy reach of the shitter.
On such occasions I read the bag that the toilet paper comes in, or the toilet cleaning liquid.