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Remembered this old porno i watched like 10 years ago. Wanted to watch it again, but only full copy I could find was the brazzers website. I signed up, jerked off for 5 minutes then regretted my purchase. I can't cancel my account unless I call the support number, and I'm too drunk to do that. I'll have to do it tomorrow when I wake up.

What was the vid?

Aubrey Addams and Joslyn Diaz

Called phone line to cancel membership. Told the girl answering the phone how they made me break my 7 month no porn streak and how porn is a conspiracy to make men sterile. She was not amused, but cancelled my membership anyway.

>Another day of drinking and doing sudokus

thats the fuckin life

Yes, but not in one night.

Same here. I'm waiting a couple hours for the liqueur stor to open so I cam get my handle of vodka.

drank a bunch of white rum and beer. feeling comfy as fuck

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Which is the best out of the three? I drink the stout during hangovers, helps settle the stomach.

finally shook the habit, half a fifth a day, with a couple beers to wash it down, 8 days sober. finally getting some sleep. you can do it user I believe in you

>I think I'm an alcoholic edition.
You guys are such pathetic try-hards.

anyone else pumped it's socially acceptable to drink an hour earlier today?

Those are three very different beers. But I would say the Murphy's is probably the best.

That explains a lot.

I'm not really an alcoholic, just like to drink beer everyday, I think that's normal to some people, other people would tell call me an alcoholic though... context I guess.

i fuckin love drinking

My dad was an alcoholic. Now that I live alone and work, I often come home and start drinking as soon as I walk in the door, especially if I've had a rough day. The amount of liquor I buy is steadily going up. And I'm still pretty young.

I think I'm on a self-destructive path. I lie to family members about how much I drink. I try to go to different liquor stores so the clerks don't even know the extent of it. Sometimes instead of taking my empties in, I just put them in a recycling bag and throw them into a city dumpster so that I can pretend they're not mine.

Yeah, sounds like the path.
You know though, you may want to watch out for the point when you don't even feel happy when you get drunk. It can happen.
You stop drinking to feel good or get in a good mood for something, and you just drink either to feel normal or find things tolerable.

>HE PAID
Jesus christ mate lol.

>Want to drink
>Started on anti-depressant/anxiety pills
It's a pretty weak dose and small pill but I miss having a few beers in the morning

>being drunk is the only time I'm ever happy
just be drunk all the time... that's where I'm headed, anyway

you sound exactly like me except that I would never post a shitty weaboo picture

maybe one day you'll see the light, user

Anyone else have luck with seeing a psychologist/therapist? I've been doing counseling once a week since I stopped drinking 3 months ago and it helps. It's mostly just having someone I can be 100% honest with, and talk to someone who's seen way worse than me. Also someone to hold me accountable and think through the actions that lead me back to the bottle. Would recommend

I hate jerking off when I'm drinking. It feels great at first and I get super into it, then when I want to cum I can't and end up breaking a sweat and chafing my dick whacking it so hard. Then eventually I go limp and give up

Saw a therapist 3 years ago. Total shit. Saw a psychiatrist for two years, didn't help much. Went to AA and an outpatient program for a long time. Didn't really do anything. I'm having my second beer right now.

I think nothing like that will help if you don't WANT to quit. I'm not saying I'm purely sober because of my therapist, but it definitely helps me stay on the right path since I want to stay sober. I was forced to do counseling by my parents when I wasn't willing to admit I had a problem and it didn't do shit. The right mindset going into it is key

28 days sober. AMA

No I know dude. I never really wanted to quit enough, I'm not blaming any of those people, they were all really nice to me and I'm glad it works for others.

Sounds like many of us.
Stop before it goes south. Because it will.

Retrospectively, it sounds like the turning point. When it really became an addiction.
It's slow and smooth however, the way it slowly takes control of your life and fucks it up hard. Not something you notice when it happens and know when to definitely stop.

Yeah, it can be pretty insidious. In my case though there was a day several years ago when I wasn't full blown yet, but I was drinking every day.
I was holding a shot of whiskey in my hand in the kitchen during one evening, and I literally thought myself, if you continue to do this you will get in trouble. Chose to drink up anyway because I just didn't have anyone or anything in my life. I remember it so clearly and it's been such a long time. I know for a fact that I chose.

Keep going my man, I hope you can.
I can't make it more than a month. I know I'll try again some day though.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm an alcoholic. When I get home from work at around 6pm first thing I do is drink a beer (pic related). After that the next beer pretty quickly, while cooking and eating. Then I'll have another one or some whisky. Every day. What do you think?

If you do that amount every day but never increase it, you aren't even bad and that's totally acceptable.
You may be susceptible for alcoholism, but you're not doing it yet no matter who says what as long as you aren't increasing your amount.

Nah, it's just what you like to do, you don't need it to function. An alcoholic can't go without.

>9

yeah well, but I would have a really hard time going without that.. is that just the ritual?

Anyone else day drinking? I only day drink on sundays. It just seems like a good day for doing that

yeah i'm on beer 16 already

Me. I tend to have a few beers during the day every day though.

are you me

I think I just had my first full on delusion
I thought I completely fucked things up with a friend if mine by raving St her about my feelings and spent three days hiding in my room out of shame. I just worked up the courage to check what exactly I said so I could try to repair things and it turns out this never happened

What a great feeling, time for a drink!

what the fuck lmao
maybe you just deleted it out of shame or soemthing

>dad emotionally abused me my entire life and viciously tore me down at every opportunity
>feel worthless even when i succeed at something now
>antidepressants and therapy never really helped
>getting jobs and having a gf didn't help
>only happy when i'm drunk

wew

>feel lonely and like i want to go out
>go out and have fun in the moment but feel 100 times worse after

Is alcoholism a good fit for me?

alcoholism isnt a good fit for anyone

What about if youre a 45 year old grizzled ex-cop who never played by the rules but got results, having to hand in his badge and go off the radar to clear his name for a murder he didnt commit while struggling with the premature death of his wife?

Done that before.
Tasted like Hopps and shit.

I like lagers, personally, but torpedo is probably what I would choose as long as you like IPAs. It's not hopped to shit.

This

Jim Lahey?

>Putting alcohol into your gun

DON'T DO THAT TO THE POOR GUN!!!

BUT

Day drinking is comfy as fuck, I tend to do it once a week when I wake up hungover on Saturday or Sunday. I find I don't suffer withdrawal if I don't drink for 3 solid days or more, so Friday and Saturday evening then Sunday day all day is fine, provided I don't touch a drop Monday.

just started watching this show. its pretty funny. theyre all degenerates

The first seasons are really top tier 10/10
But it's all downhill

I'm so sorry user. I'm so sorry. You said you'd post it here before deleting it, and didn't deliver.
Now nobody will ever know beside her.

Starts here

I'd say without much doubt that Torpedo is better (and also it's stronger) than Murphy's but it's ages since I had it. I did give it 5/5 though. I haven't had the third one.

>tfw beating alcoholism
>can have few drinks without getting wasted
>enough to have fun
>feel fine in the morning
>only drink once a week at most, on the weekend when out with gf or friends

Abstinence is for cucks, learn to control yourself.

yeah yeah good for you suck my dick

See you on the other side of your relapse, user.

>drinking once a week
what are you a pussy? the weekend is for getting smashed why wouldnt you spend those 3 days hammered out your noggin

>tfw just chugged a steel reserve in the bathroom of a chinese restaurant while waiting for my order

I'm afraid these generals are starting to make me a little too accepting of my downward spiral

Sober for 1 year now,
quit after they had to cut off my dick when I fell asleep drunk one night, haven't had a single drink since nor wanted to, daily drinker before that

are you a girl now?

>they had to cut off my dick when I fell asleep drunk one night

I've been sober for 4 days.

As soon as I was alone and knew I wouldn't get caught buying something, I went out and bought 6 entire fucking litres of wine. I'm going to go on another bender tomorrow morning.

Why do I keep doing this shit? I quit for 4 days because I was so fucking ill from it. Literally shitting myselfa nd puking uncontrollably WHILE SOBER. Now that I'm feeling good again, I go out and buy more. I'm fucking stupid.

On the bright side I just spent the rest of my money so I'll be forced to quit for 2 weeks until my neetbux clear..

>with gf
Let me guess. You magically quit drinking after you met her?
See you back on the wagon after she inevitably breaks up with you.

>I've been sober for 4 days

A GOD

Passed out while fapping, paraphimosis set in (I usually fix it after fapping by pulling it back over), didn't wake up to the pain, in the morning it was killing me

that's terrible, however you didn't answer my question

I'm still a guy unfortunately

>but being drunk is the only time I'm ever happy.

This. And I like to drink as I cook. So not drinking, breaking that routine, results in terrible boredom. I know I need to cut way back but it's my favorite part of the day.

AA says no alcoholic can drink successfully.

FUCK YOU AA, I'll be the first!

C'mon inkstain you can do better than that. Just participate in more turf wars.

and make sure to fugg an octoling pls and thank you senpai lol

Woke up this morning and vomited blood. It's the first time I've thrown up from drinking in years. Was trying to think of anything red I had eaten yesterday and there was nothing so I'm sure it was blood.
Probably need to stop drinking soon.

was it bright or dark red
they are two very different things

Shit. Did they cut a bit of skin to solve the phimosis or did they butcher a part of necrosed head?

Dark.

Keep an eye on your liver.

If you feel sick and you're not actually sick, you're drinking too much.

Not the guy who asked but I think that's the bad one.

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i actually can't do better

Have you guys tried taking antidepressants etc?

I want to stop drinking, but I always end up drinking at night. I never drink in the day but struggle to get to sleep without alcohol.

Yes, I've been taking an ssri for like 3 years now. I upped dosage once to 40mg of paxil but refused to ever raise it again because it fucks my dick up and makes it hard to cum. I can't just stop taking it because of how it will fuck with you, but I don't know how much it really does for me either anymore.

Anyone with experience with CBD?
Cannabidiol is the second molecule in cannabis after THC (the one that makes you high), among about 80, and have most of the therapeutic effects of cannabis.
Works against anxiety, PTSD, ADHD, etc. (And if pot gives you anxiety attacks, it's the THC).

Also it's legal where THC isn't (Europe, 50 states...)

normally i don't drink a lot of alcohol but i accidentally downed 2 bottles of wine today trying to make myself sleep

gonna make a doctors appointment tomorrow

Is there anything I can mix with cooking wine to make it easier to drink