Thoughts on my Kraft mac and cheese with authentic Italian white truffle?

Thoughts on my Kraft mac and cheese with authentic Italian white truffle?

>no doritos
cmon op

>no catsup
A disgrace to Canadian cuisine

Shred those pieces into fine bits so you can mix it in you magnificent devil.

Got any other "good" stuff in your pantry you can use?

I have canned armor tailed scorpions

One serving of scorpion Kraft with truffle powder please

Ain't no cheap synthetic truffle powder. I'm talking the solid things that were underground in Italy last week that cost $200 each

I meant shredding what you have right now finely. You're going to deplete your truffle in that bowl within three bites.

are you a wizard

I know this is the point, but I don't care I have to say it. I hate you, you are a bad person, 10/10 you got me, you fucking disgrace.

My thoughts are why an amateur like yourself has those truffles?

Looks like you used too much milk and didn't mix it well enough

as a picky eater I'd pick out the truffle and just eat the pasta if someone served that to me

WAT

How did you fuck up the mac and cheese so bad?

>Italians HATE him!!!

Super benriner desu

I always add some extra sharp cheddar to it

NIGGER YOU WHAT

OP here. Just asking you, what the fuck?

Yay I'm at the top of Veeky Forums for the moment.

To each his own I guess. Looks bad

Thatsa nicea maccy cheese you got there OP.

Molto bene *kisses fingertips*

>opens thread
>expands image
>closes image
>closes thread
>pours mug vodka
>proceeds to tell oneself that that wasn't what op said it was
>proceeds to forget the paper plate, the poorly cooked kraft, the box opened like it was done by a toddler, the fact that trump was actually elected

truffles are shit anyway so it's better than throwing them in the garbage where they belong.

>the fact that trump was actually elected

Guess what?
It's real

What the fuck man, how did you manage to use that tool without slicing the tips of your fingers off?

Magic

Shut the fuck up and get out of here.

fuck off back to plebbit, and kill yourself.

I hate you so fucking much, fuck you, fuck you with a spicy fucking coat hanger. Truffles are the flavour of Jesus's semen. If you don't like truffles I would gladly burn you alive while simultaneously water boarding you. Fuck you.

le 8 years

waterboarding isn't even real torture, fag.

If anything wasting truffles by putting them on instant mac and cheese would make you reddit, newfag. Veeky Forums used to actually be into food.

OP blesses you with Jesus semen

>somebody told me I'm supposed to love truffles so now I do to fit in

>that paper plate

I swear to god, if you're that ponyfag that eats shit food in front of his computer all the time, I will find you and kill you.

That's clearly a bowl user. It's cool.

please just die, also coulda at least used a proper bowl or even a real dinner plate

OP is nice. Real wood cabinets. Real wood island. Old mandolin that's seen plenty of use. Real truffle. Probably the normal granite counter tops. Wood floor. Either that or his Dad is going to beat the shit out of him when he founds out what the truffle was used for.

how dare you make fun of animebro he's my friend

>My thoughts are why an amateur like yourself has those truffles?
You don't have to complete aptitude test to buy truffles. You just need some money.

It will irk food snobs so I approve.

Let me rephrase my question: OP is a faggot

wow really made me think thank you

need to set your mandolin to slice thinner

this is art

Well
how does it taste

Why is everyone so mad that OP chose to waste his own money

I bet it was the best god damn kraft you've ever had. Add some sliced hot dogs and you'd be michelin tier.