ITT: Make a Pynchonian Character Name
ITT: Make a Pynchonian Character Name
Brang Duwang
Maggot French Lionel
Robbie Rotten
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr.
Kalus Kalvinen
Augustus Waters
David Foster Wallace
John Green
Nickelodeon Emteevee
Don DeLillo
Tom Pynchon
Artemis A. Beetledick
Caesarion Sexxion
Roland Blacksmith
Python Tomchon
Gaylod A. Fegman
Dr. Mulligan Pepper
Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Harry Potter
Ceflo Dollar
Jeremiah Irrumabo.
The Dongle Monger
Hans Castorp.
Lister Phister "The Sister Fister"
Brondell Lester "The Cake Mollester"
G. O. D. Sick
Parmenides "Parmo" J. Piblorian
Also, the J stands for "John"
Her real name is Lena Dunham
Hugh Mungus :^)
>Pynchonian
>not Pynchonesque
Trilby A. Thiest
Donald Trump
Muito Hermans
Bingo Hardcheese
Jesus Herman Christer
James 'Chilli' Jons
Gregory Berrycone
Thermos Bali
Taiwane Kerxinberger
Rick Dander
Ben Dover
Hack Badauthor
Gimmick Memewriter
Samebook "Everytime" Sincetheseventies
Pomo Forplebs
Allyouvereadishighschoolcorebutyouwanttopretendtohavecomplexcuttingedgeliterarytastes Berrycone
Art VanDelay
Gregory Berrycone
Bennyson Ricardo
Tommy Marine
Christopher Mariano
Golden McSilver
But some people are allowed to write the same book over and over again.
I don't know why, they just are.
JG Ballard for example (everything can turn to shit in an instant, you're three missed meals away from barbarism, I was in a Japanese internment camp so i should know).
Carlos Danger
Anthony Wiener
Ron Mexico
Dick Mcguffin
>GRRM
You have to go back
Vera Cosyvein
Niebelwitzer Flubblenutz.
Miles Long
Richard Hard
Buck Naked
Luftwaffe "Berkshire" Charolais, a defective French spy
Jerry Seinfeld
Kek
Pynchonian N. Pynchonesque
Memey McMemeface
Only correct answer.
Donald McRonald
rip mcDick