ITT: Make a Pynchonian Character Name

ITT: Make a Pynchonian Character Name

Brang Duwang

Maggot French Lionel

Robbie Rotten

Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr.

Kalus Kalvinen

Augustus Waters

David Foster Wallace

John Green

Nickelodeon Emteevee

Don DeLillo

Tom Pynchon

Artemis A. Beetledick

Caesarion Sexxion

Roland Blacksmith

Python Tomchon

Gaylod A. Fegman

Dr. Mulligan Pepper

Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Harry Potter

Ceflo Dollar

Jeremiah Irrumabo.

The Dongle Monger

Hans Castorp.

Lister Phister "The Sister Fister"

Brondell Lester "The Cake Mollester"

G. O. D. Sick

Parmenides "Parmo" J. Piblorian

Also, the J stands for "John"

Her real name is Lena Dunham

Hugh Mungus :^)

>Pynchonian
>not Pynchonesque

Trilby A. Thiest

Donald Trump

Muito Hermans

Bingo Hardcheese

Jesus Herman Christer

James 'Chilli' Jons

Gregory Berrycone

Thermos Bali

Taiwane Kerxinberger

Rick Dander

Ben Dover

Hack Badauthor

Gimmick Memewriter

Samebook "Everytime" Sincetheseventies

Pomo Forplebs

Allyouvereadishighschoolcorebutyouwanttopretendtohavecomplexcuttingedgeliterarytastes Berrycone

Art VanDelay

Gregory Berrycone

Bennyson Ricardo

Tommy Marine

Christopher Mariano

Golden McSilver

But some people are allowed to write the same book over and over again.

I don't know why, they just are.

JG Ballard for example (everything can turn to shit in an instant, you're three missed meals away from barbarism, I was in a Japanese internment camp so i should know).

Carlos Danger

Anthony Wiener

Ron Mexico

Dick Mcguffin

>GRRM
You have to go back

Vera Cosyvein

Niebelwitzer Flubblenutz.

Miles Long
Richard Hard
Buck Naked

Luftwaffe "Berkshire" Charolais, a defective French spy

Jerry Seinfeld

Kek

Pynchonian N. Pynchonesque

Memey McMemeface

Only correct answer.

Donald McRonald

rip mcDick