Veeky Forums laptops

What's the most Veeky Forums laptop?
Both for writing and for living that Veeky Forums lifestyle

Typewriter

faggot

paper and a pencil

the people that are truly living the lit lifestyle are poor

I've been using this laptop since 2011, and it still works fine. It shit itself two years ago, so I switched to Ubuntu for full Veeky Forums status.

The bezels are thin, and the screen is matte; the palm rests are also large enough to accommodate some post-it notes.

It doesn't really matter what laptop you use. Why would it?

what the hell are you even talking about you try hard homo

Writing on a laptop is ergonomically unsound.

The real writers set-up is a standing desk with a 4K monitor in portrait mode and a mechanical keyboard.

Treadmill optional.

Thanks linus

what the fuck man

>2016
>Not writing everything with voice command

What's the most Veeky Forums distro? Asking for a friend.

I've got a Lenovo, good machines.

what's the most Veeky Forums breakfast sandwhich? thanks.

Join the master race, user.

Cigarettes, coffee and existential anxiety.

...

these are really good
Cigarettes are out of style and vapes are too fleeting and memeish. Coffee is okay but I have very bad anxiety so I dont drink a lot of it.

crushed avocado on toast with a poached egg and freshly ground pepper.

/g/ here, get a Thinkpad and install
gentoo.

I really wish there was a way to smoke cigarettes without the cancer. I mean I guess there's vaping, but it doesn't quite have the Veeky Forums aesthetic (not yet anyway).

Those Hunter S. Thompson™ brand Cigarette filters are the closest you'll get to Veeky Forums.

i have two thinkpads

>crushed avocado
>crushed

it's like you don't even live in melbourne

Reminder to sage and report all of "Is lit" posts!

/mu/ here, my dad uses thinkpad and they're slow and clunky.