Receive 100% on exam

>receive 100% on exam
>go home
>look through entire exam and all my work and jerk myself off over my own genius

t. freshman

>Do exam
>Think I've done shit
>Find out I've passed (73%)
>2 months later get script back
>+1 of creativity

My erection could have taken down a wall.

i do that with my thesis sometimes, i jizz on the page in order, im on page 218/101,453

>work through exam
>halfway through realize how easy this is
>proceed to jerk off
>cum on exam and hand it in
>next day, prof passes it back
>100%

you get your tests back the day after? fast prof

>finish exam cos it was easy as fuck, didn't even need the full allotted time
>get it back, 60%

Is not fair

>jerks off
>pass summa cum laude

in this very moment another genius thought about fapping but then went on studying.

That is the worst. It is one thing to do bad when you know you are going to do bad, but to think you did good sucks.

Only when I cum on them.

>+1 of creativity
fug that would be the best feeling

>show professor penis on first day of class
>he passes me with a 100% immediately and offers a research position

iktfb

>get exam back
>79/80
>got one true/false question wrong

>tfw too smart for exams

>olden days, before computers took over the world
>at Motor Vehicles office to renew driving license
>supposed to take test on motor vehicle laws
>office ran out of paper copies of test
>excused from having to take test
>EverythingTurnedOutBetterThanExpected

What sort of retard do you have to be where it's possible to score 100% on exams? In any class worth taking nobody will get a natural A.

Sure thing brainlet

>sit next to two cuties during test
>want to impress them by finishing the test first
>get the test back
>86

I've been sitting at a different table ever since.

>Racing with friends during test
>Finish first
>1 question at the beginning wrong
FUCK

Not that guy but I had a professor for digital circuit design who would return 10 page exams the next day to 60 students, with a cover page on each exam discussing the student's strengths and weaknesses and analyzing how they did on the exam.

I've never seen anything else like it and I don't think I ever will.

I know this feel.

>getting our tests handed back
>sitting next to some guy I usually chat with before class
>he gets his test first
>56%
>"wow I did not do too good"
>gain the extreme desire to BTFO his score with mine
>heart beating fast waiting for my test
>if I get anything less than 95% I will be humiliated and ruined
>get test back
>98%
>act all nonchalant about it

He probably actually liked doing it. It's like when people like hearing rumors about someone's life, he probably likes looking at someone's thinking process and problem solving.

>question asks the study of this course is
>get it wrong

I did like reading through my exams when I was a uni kid, just like I sometimes read through my publications for entertainment. It's a bit petty but pretty satisfying once in a while.

total opposite of my first digital circuit professor

that bitch was fucking awful, took fucking weeks to get back exams and she had TA help too

didn't even explain why something was wrong on the exam, and when I went to ask her personally, she essentially just told me to figure it out myself

>act all nonchalant about it

That is what anyone is who is actually smart would do. Only brainlets brag.

>Get exam back
>There's a small stain on the cover sheet
>Question requires a description of the chemical process used in a medical technique
>Polypeptide is smudged because a single drop of fluid on the paper
>Marked wrong
>Take it up with the professor
>He can't tell me if he marked it wrong because it was wrong or because it was smudged
>Refuses to say if the stain was there before or after receiving the paper
>Point out it's very clearly a coffee stain, just like what he is constantly drinking from a shallow cup, held by shaking nerve-damaged hands
>Ask to remedy it so I can get 100%
>Says no
>Appeal
>Professor explains because they can't be sure it wasn't me who dropped coffee on it...somehow...they won't change the mark
>Appeal chain ends here with no recourse
>Take the ~97% and watch as that cunt shakes, dropping coffee all over his own paperwork at his desk

Fucking filled me with aspie autismo-rage.

>professor asks simple question
>get it wrong
>later find out I was right

I will not have my reputation tarnished.

>First meeting with thesis supervisor
>Nervous as fuck
>He asks what it means for the inner product of two 4-vectors to be 0
>Instinctively respond with "t..they're at n..ninety degrees"
>Looks at me for a beat
>"Ninety degrees? Ninety degrees!?"
>OhshitOhshitOhshitOhshitOhshitOhshit
>Proceeds to lecture to me on vectors for 20 minutes
>Turns out it means they're parallel

And I that's why I now only communicate with my supervisor via email.

>Turns out it means they're parallel
No it doesn't. It means they are orthogonal.

See this is what I thought, now I don't know any more.

wat.
inner product being zero, means they're orthogonal.
It means the projection of one vector on the other is, well, zero.

Just think of it
Two obviously parallel vector (1,0,0,0) and (1,0,0,0)
= 1^2+0^2+0^2+0^2 = 1 =/=0
... did you do that on purpose?
Are you trying to get someone to lecture you on vectors again?

>only committed small, dumb errors that even a freshman would notice

>78/80
>getting a T/F question wrong makes you lose an extra point

No that was his conclusion.

The cross product of two parallel vectors in R^3 is 0. Is that what you meant?

I meant what I said. The inner product of two 4-vectors.

Then your supervisor is retarded.

Even worse is when you easily spot the mistakes. I need to stop staying up late.