Halt scrolling!

Sitting in the computer lab waiting to go to work.

I was reading but my eyes feel so tired I can barely keep them open, my weeb friend

I am paying my superego tribute before the civil act of reading.

Am tired

because im putting off an assignment

Im Russian, i will not read.

>writing

pshhhh kid, I'm writing and visiting this every 500 w as a break.

Gotta let the ideas percolate, my dude.

But seriously. You can't work at something like writing 24/7

I know its scary user, millions and millions make the same excuse every day.

This, some things you actually have to prioritize over reading.

Because I'm listening to coil and that's not entirely conducive to the difficulty of the book I'm reading.

I have to Read Emilia galotti, really dislike it. What Do you think about it

I'm not twelve, I don't need excuses.

I schedule my reading time, and,i only read a chapter or two a day. Right now I'm reading ulysses

i've already read every book ever written

Sitting in the computer lab just got off work

This is the finest literary community the planet has ever seen, why should I not spend ample time here

Reading convinced me that reading is a waste of time

I was reading a book just some minutes ago, and now I want to be on my pc

I'm fucking eating asshole. I don't want to get food on my library copy of 2001 a space odyssey. Why is it any of you business what I'm doing anyway.

I'm a NEET who reads all day and wants some relative downtime in the evening.

>tfw should be working on my dissertation

Good point, off to read

>I'm fucking eating asshole.
How does it taste?

Like processed tomato sause

I want to write a story but I don't know where to start.

Why read when Veeky Forums posters make me super knowledgeable about literature without having to read?

I'm eating.

Obvy.

When it takes you four hours to read the Lord of the Rings, you don't need an excuse for not reading unless you live in a library.

I'm at uni so I can' read duh

Putting off studying for finance exam in 3 hours. Extremely wired on amphetamine salts and can't stop posting. Send help.

i forgot my book in the care
and i´m to lazy to get it

thank you OP
I'm out

I had to look at a screem to keep my eyes open so that I can wake right up and do more reading. Fuck yeah.

I'm at the dentist brother

Thanks for the excellent question, OP!

I'm tired and hung over. I'm not going to ruin my reading experience by attempting to tackle a book in this state.

Just got back from work and wanted to fap but Veeky Forums distracted me.

My disgust with the academia-media-publishing industrial complex and its hangers on have made me temporarily give up reading

>answering a mongolian cartoon character
i know that i will read one later

listening to joni mitchell for a bit mate, ok?

You made me feel guilty for a moment but I get a free get out of jail card because anime posting makes anything you say irrelevant.

I only pretend to be someone who reads.

Ok

Because I came to this papyay mashay enthusiasts forum to ask for a book recommendation. Looking for something comfy without too much deep philosophical bs

I'm reading that Pantagruel book and got a bit tired of reading poop jokes

Is funny cuz is tru

I need to go to the library to pick up the next volume of the collection.

that schopenhauer quote about not blowing it and accidentally reading a bunch of shitty literature.

I fell from space a few hours ago. I need a break.

I'm sad, lonely, and want to get away from myself

I only read before bed and when I'm on the shitter. I also get a ten minute break every thirty minutes after writing.

I'm in a car and reading in cars gives me headaches. I know I'm reading from my phone, but it doesn't require the same kind of concentration.

The Hobbit