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Alcohol thread

What ya'll on tonight?

last week I finally got properly drunk-- stumbling all over, everything was funny, speech was different; I've had a bit of it before but not like that
the next morning I felt totally fine, as with every previous time
who /neverhungover/?

My alcoholism has taken a strange turn for the worst and I feel almost guilty sharing this with some of you who suffer from the same affliction.

But here it goes

A typical night (or day) of drinking for me has always been gradual. Start with a few beers or few shots and then over a period of a few hours I'll start piling up the servings of booze until I am blacked out at which point I just go to bed

but I discovered that consuming a large amount of alcohol at once gives an insane rush (almost opiate like euphoria). so I get some meme energy drink and mix it with a glass full of 6-7 shots and then just drink that in one gulp.

feels crazy

I've been puking all day. I know that the only way to stop this is to stop drinking, but I am not doing that until the beer (Alexander Keiths) in the fridge is gone.

kill me

Underage drunk for the first time, sick

>Never hungover
Yep, underage confirmed

>4:3 monitor

Shit, I bet those PCs run Windows: ME

4 months sober and close to relapse, convince me not to

Maybe the HP on top, but the bottom one is a Mac

I'm 28
I've been drinking several times in the last few months, but I did start only last September
I'm one of those NEETs that never drinks, except I've been trying to not be that guy, such as by drinking and getting a job

That's an oldie but a goodie

99 xpresso. it's a 99proof schnapps. very cheap and tolerable

Has anybody ever tried killing themselves whilst intoxicated?

slowly nursing a rum and coke first one tonight plan on binge watching bleach for the rest of the evening while shitposting on Veeky Forums

so a good Saturday

you should binge drink bleach instead
fucking dbz ripoff

>giving this much of a fuck about what anime other people are watching
fag

Still daytime here and I'm not a daytime drinker.

But tonight, I'm going to be chugging a mugful of shitty wine every time my wife goes outside to smoke.

Your deathbed, your regrets, and your funeral.

I might drink later, got some luksusowa vodka that I haven't touched in a little while that tasted horrible last night. I noticed the liquor store had 4loko that some anons seem to like, might walk over and buy a can.
They have a whole lot of flavors if anyone wants to recommend me one.

blue raspberry was least offensive
lemonade and watermelon are okay
peach is foul

Yesterday 1am was the end of a very bad 4-5 days non stop consuming morning through to passing out. Yesterday was the worst day I've had in half a year........awful awful withdraws. I still have a lot leftover but all I can smell is stale vomit in my nose from yesterday.......so im probably going to just binge eat toast or rice and soy sauce or something and dump what I have left. I wouldn't be able to stomach it anyway. Gotta get through tonight and tomorrow.
I really can't keep doing this to my body. I was sure I was going to need to go to hospital yesterday, but I survived.
Anyone else feeling low at the moment? Gotta go back to AA I think.

Had a peach one last night not bad desu
Watermelon way better

I had a shit deal yesterday I was dehydrated as fuck coming off a bender and couldn't even hold down water, I'd try to sip it, and it would come back up plus bile and more other shit all day I ws fuuuuuucked. Better today... I really need to stop black out buying 4lokos instead of liquor

It'll catch up to you, don't you worry. Once your body starts giving out you get drunk fast and then stay sick for a week. Welcome to the party...

sore apple best 4loko, buy two though, well.. three if you don't want to black out wander back to the store when you're out for two more

one is okay but those fuckers have so much sugar you might lose a tooth to a cavity before you have a chance to brush your teeth.
i start with a loko and finish with shots

do they still make fourloko gold? I used to get those, they had higher abv and tasted sort of like a strong margarita

>Doing sudokus again
>Listening to stupid women talking about nonsense for ambient noise

>>Listening to stupid women talking about nonsense for ambient noise

so you're watching The View?

Nah just some stupid "asmr" videos.
If you ignore the words it's good ambient noise

just a little bit of vodka, I'm sick and don't feel like eating so i'm taking it easy tonight, planning to mix my next glass with water and go sit in the bathtub for awhile

Blueberry liquor and gin and tonic. Also a couple of wine coolers.

Question for you /alc/, since you started drinking whats the longest period of sobriety you've had?

When I was young I drank a fuck load of pretty much all kinds of alcoholic beverages. I woke up feeling great thinking hangover is just a meme. Turns out I threw up in the bathroom during the night and that is why I had no hang over. Are you sure something like that was not the cause?

>start at 17
>initially drink once a week on saturdays
>friend gets his own place
>up to twice a week when we hang out
and it's been less and less since then. sober two days in a row a week. i drink mon/wed/fri

Same. Ill have a few then I feel like I'm not drunk enough. Finished a small bottle of lux vodka by myself this past Tuesday. Woke up still drunk.

Don't do it. Think about why you stopped. We may be alks here but I'm not gonna push you to do it.

I'm on the same boat. If I drink 2 4 lokos on a empty stomach I already know I fucked up. Some reason it hits me hard as fuck

They still do. I drink them every week

That sounds like a fun game!

I went sober for a full month a couple of years ago, just to prove I could. It was boring.

That is my issue too, stuff is so boring. its better once i'm tipsy or better

I've finally accepted I'm going to die from alcoholism and I really don't care anymore.

Well, you're in good company. No one else cares either. But you already have reached that level of aloneness, so you know that. What's next? There are free things that can help if you decide you really want it.

Im drinking right now but I know I'm going to regret it. Every time I drink I feel so horrible all the next day. I have images of wanting to shoot myself in the head and spill my brains out, because the hangover is so unbearable. I have visions of putting my head in a grinder and just having it fucking destroyed. Is that normal for a hangover?

No, sounds dramatic, like a woman writing a blog about something she cooked that she read from another blog but had to make the story her own

do you beer or wine? Worst hangovers with those. I stopped getting hangovers when I switched to liquor.

Well I'm not trying to be dramatic, just describing the images that flash in my head

When my liver gives out I'm switching to weed.

I'd wish it would take me sooner than later. I'm tired of being a slave.

Lets lighten things up a bit lads, what's your funniest drunk moment? Times you were so drunk you did something really dumb or embarrassed yourself badly

take 5-htp, drink more water, ingest more salt

>Waking up with cuts all over your limbs, blood all over your sheets, no memory of last night.
>Wondering whether to bother asking house mates what happend.

I started when I was 22 now I'm 24.
Longest I went since then was either one week or just two or three days...
Usually every day unless I'm too hungover.
Plan on drinking a gallon over next 24hrs c

probably about 6 months during which i had a steady supply of weed

i use alcohol and weed to remove myself from reality

you mean like the times I went to jail before turning it into a 4-5 day bender? What the fuck kind of question is this

>4loko
what is it? energy drink-alco mixer?

what's yours?
when's started started drinking?

16oz guinness drafts poured over several fingers of 100 proof cinnamon whiskey in a big glass.

I'm currently at 3.5 months. Hoping it lasts longer but wondering if people went through long periods of sobriety before relapsing again

...

i went 3 months before relapsing, not exactly long but eh
have met people who went years sober before relapsing

...

My alcoholism is like this: I slam a 375
Of vodka on the way home from work and then cover by drinking "a beer or two" at dinner. Which means 3-4 16 ounce beers at night. HELP 4 chan!

I'm down from half a litre of booze to just two beers a night. I'm proud and happy for myself.

>help Veeky Forums

No. It's you that has to help yourself. It's your decision how you
relate to alcohol. There are free options that you can try. Otherwise, keep drinking but don't whine about it.

Keep telling myself, I'm going to try and quit. But then I find an excuse to start drinking again every time.

That is why their, and any other addiction, is "one day at a time". they understand the thirst, the need that feels overwhelming.
that self control it takes NOT to do it sucks but you do it anyway and you're better off for staying strong.
from lotto, gambling, drugs, alcohol, sex (adultery) they all have these compulsions that they continually put off until one day is done. and then the second day is exactly the same, ignoring temptation, not giving into persuasion

finished off a box of franzia and a 6 pack of pbr tallboys

Just took 20mg of hydrocodone and .5 mg of xanax

don't pills and drink because that is how you die to death

it's okay to pill and one drink, but don't drink and pill after.
not that I care about you or anything, it's regular advice for people who aren't on Veeky Forums

Over the course of my last shift at the bar (just came out, UK time) I had a double bourbon and coke that was made by mistake by one of my colleages, two shots of tequila out of a tray of ten that was left aside and forgoten by a group of drunken cunts, a long island ice tea my manager gave me, and the classic closedown beer. Not that much, but good enough for the night.

welp, I just drank a bunch of white tequila and then filled the bottle up with water so my girlfriend wouldnt judge me. Pretty sure I hate myself now. Might move onto the airplane bottles of weird flavors in the back of the freezer soon.

Nothing, i'm broke and shaking

>back in high school
>at a shitty party
>drinking the Jack I brought
>friend wants a Jack and Coke
>say I'll mix it for her
>have her hold mine while I hold hers to add the coke
>add it to the one she's holding instead
>end up forced to drink a shitty Jack and Coke
That's not even the dumb part.
>someone bumps me, spill it on my shirt
>decide to take off the shirt and leave it in the sink
>go to put on my jacket so I'm not shirtless
>get slapped a bunch
>ended up getting really sick and take a cab home
>friend brings shirt to school the next day
>has puke and God knows what else on it
I just threw it away. It's too bad, I liked that shirt.

>wake up with bruises all over body you notice in the shower
>start to wonder if you have some disease
>slowly realized throughout the day that I accidentally banged myself all throughout the house the night before on everything imaginable
>like when I almost fell down the stairs grabbed the railing and swung myself right into the banister hitting my face on it

>Pulled apart a blackhead or whitehead whatever
>Yellow shit game out
>Then blood
>Now there's a small hole in my face
FUCK

Popped a beer at 5 am over here.

Been here too long to not know that that isn't OC. Classic though.

I haven't been sober for more than a month straight in 9 years.

this is all and good until you realize you're not hungover because you're still drunk

3 weeks in 2011 by choice.

3-5 days if money isn't good and wanted to drink

Man you've hardly lived
>Be 17
> Homeless playing guitar for money outside shopping malls
>Finally using my friends home address so I can claim wellfare
> Do what I always do when I get money, get drunk
> Buy a couple litres of ''Scrumpy Cidar''. For those of you who didn't grow up with this, it's foul, strong, comes in plastic bottles and is cheap as piss.
> On library computer, this chick from my old highschool wants my dick but she's moved to the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>Embark on a magical journey
> Hitching out of town half a bottle of cidar in one hand
> Get picked up by this top fucking bloke , tell him about my quest he's in histerics drive for a couple hours
> It's just after dark and I find the girls house based on a vague description.
> I've been toasted since 10 in the morning
> She comes out we go for a walk down to this park
> Get head in a public bathroom
> End up back at her house cuddling
> Wake up ''Fuck where am I''. It's like 2am
> Liberate some hard liquor from her mums liquor cabnet
> Run up the road , start hitching
> Get picked up, by the same fucking guy!?!?!
> He asks me how it went, ''Fucking swimmingly''
> This dudes been at a wedding for the past couple hours and is driving completely smashed
> we're in the middle of a country road and he's swerving in and out of the traffic line, I'm passing the bottle back and forth
>Time of my fucking life
>She swallowed.

I forgot to mention the chick was 14 and I'm a degenerate.

>who /neverhungover/?
Stopped getting hangover a long time ago. It's a sign you're on the slippery slope already.

Possibly, I wouldn't remember anyway. Woke up face covered in blood, still have a scar on my forehead.

I have a similar story. But I didn't fuck. I black out and still don't know exactly why I've been kicked out.
Had the best beer I ever had, but it wasn't worth the trip.

That sounds great, I'm jealous.

What are some things that become pointless when you cannot drink anymore?

Smirnoff is killing me. Anyone ever puked pure blood then had a seizure. Fuck me.
Missed the last few threads because I've been so very unwell, hope you are all in one piece.
Bbl, going back to sleep in 20 hours a day. Peace all.

I shaved my pubes last night, or most of them.

I dont know why. Amazing how its already noticeably grown back after 15 hours.

One time I tried putting on make-up. I liked how deep my eyes looked. I dont know how to put on make-up. Women are magicians.

It was my mothers make up shut up

hanging out with friends

Started when I was 15, no 38. I once managed seven months of sobriety about 13 years ago, and this year I did 23 days with the help of benzos. Aside from when I was using heroin, so only about a year and a half, I've been drunk every single night of my life since I was a child.
...fuck, that's quite bad now I come to think of it. Fuck alcohol, seriously.

>no 38
*now.
Legit hard to type, I've only had 8.4 units today so I'm withdrawing hard.

Drank don julio last night, put away a fifth along with 6 ipas and 6 ales. Slept about 4 hours and have been struggling with a hangover for a few hours. Finally ate, and will probably just have a few miller lights with dinner tonight and while watching basketball.

Are you on my grandfathers level? He wakes up on the middle of the night to drink from a flask.

I have to wake at least once a night, yeah. I can't get more than six hours of sleep without going into withdrawal, and I wake up to a bottle of vodka next to my bed.

My uncle bought extra freezer just for vodka.

Well shit. I dont know if anyone can save you.

Are you, in fact, the smirnoff guy?
Didn't you say a long time ago that you ran porn sites? I forget what country you're in.

I guess im 'the Smirnoff guy', yeah. I did run porn sites, sold them. And the pound sign on my vodka bottles are a clue as to where I'm from, bruh. Vodka fan yourself? What's your poison user?

Is three weeks of drinking everyday enough to form alcoholism?

It's been 36 hours since my last drink and my heart is beating irregularly, got shaking in my hands and sweating

I'm mostly down to beer and wine with some absolut vodka thrown in from time to time. Years ago I used to drink a lot of whiskey every day and night, I cut that out after I got kicked out of a roommate's apartment/lease we were sharing.

Good man. The strong stuff will fuck you up hard, stay off it bro. I'm trying so hard to stop, but I don't think it's going to happen, it's been too long. The withdrawals are stunningly unpleasant.