HOT DOG POWER RANKINGS

it is physically impossible to fly over chicago. we have the tallest building in the country

I'm kind of impressed that vegan hotdogs are now realistic enough to fool people casually browsing for photos.

1. Hebrew National
2. Nathans
3. Sabretts

9001. Oscar Meyer
900000001. Ball Park Franks

Agreed. Im /pol/ but i love those jew hot dogs

accept nothing less than vienna beef

>physically impossible to fly over
>tallest building

I've lived in both, currently in Seattle and you are fucking kidding yourself if you think Seattle is cleaner and has fewer homeless than Portland. Portland also has a way better food scene that doesn't 100% pander to yuppie fucks.

90000000000001. Bar S

I am from Seattle AREA. I love "Seattle" but only because I stay the hell away from the city itself.

What part of Seattle. I'm in Greenlake.

Grunge faggot die

Grunge?

It's the current year user. No one knows what that is any more.

Its like Nickelodeon slime but faggier.

>Midwesterners have to bring up architecture in a topic about food.

Keep going. It's funny to me.

Ranking hot dogs
Pitiful

Yeah you win keep your championship

Obhh wait Seattle
Srsly

Well i guess you must lay claim to something

Vienna?

good, keep it that way

The Danish, personally i prefer the red sausage but the colour sees to trigger fags.

and stay the fuck out

>God Tier
Detroit coney

>Good Tier
Chicago dog

>Edible Tier
Plain hot dog with mustard

>Shit tier
Everything else

step aside

Nothing to do with the colour. It's just that boiled shit tier meat is garbage compared to the fried ones.

This a hot dog New Haven style.
They use hot mustard in CT.

The actual answer is hot links with no condiments

You're literally putting the strongest tasting condiments possible to cover up the taste of eating a tube of pig asshole

> It's just that boiled shit tier meat is garbage compared to the fried shit tier meat.

That's a entirely valid opinion based on personal experiences I'm sure.

Special and luxury sausages go on the slow frier.
Boiled reds are the guilty pleasure, smokey with a strong snap.

*blocks your path*

Oh yeah, that's the shit. If you're feeling really ritzy, melt a little extra cheddar in there.
Ah, memories of my broke-ass childhood.

i hear good things

It's pretty much a flavour MAD.

Raw onions, spicy mustard, pickled cucumbers, smokey meat with a snappy casing, crisp savoury onions, sweet remoulade and slightly vanilla-flavoured bread.

pic saved. gonna check every style off this list in the next month or so

Keep in mind the "Old world" versions use Spicy brown/deli-style mustard not the sugary yellow kind.

Remolade is going to be hard to find though.

That's probably the first east-coast hot dog I've ever seen that doesn't look disgusting. That looks fantastic.

Would pic related work? I've got this and the bright yellow kind in my fridge. Love this stuff on ham and cheese sandwiches.

Yeah, that's should do it just fine, it's mainly there to cut through grease and contrast sweet ingredients.

Upstate NY fag here. Nothing beats a Hofmann

Shit, my balls literally retracted when i saw those white sausages, is it chicken?

>The white hot is a variation on the hot dog found primarily in the Central New York[1] and Western New York[2] areas. It is composed of a combination of uncured and unsmoked pork, beef, and veal; the lack of smoking or curing allows the meat to retain a naturally white color.[3] White hots usually contain mustard and other spices, and often include a dairy component such as nonfat dry milk.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hot

They're so good man

Hmm sounds interesting, that's the sort of shit the American import section should carry, not skittles and root-beer.

>Memphis

lmao we don't have a "memphis style" hotdog. wonder how much of the rest of that infograph is shit.

Implying EU is not filled with white sausage.

oh wait.

Please go back to your containment board, JonTron.

I don't know, man. Googling "Memphis hot dog" seems to support the infographic. Just because it's not pervasive in Memphis doesn't mean it didn't originate there and is called that.

I live in Idaho, but potatoes don't seem to be a big part of anyone's diet (except McDonald's eaters I guess). That doesn't mean Idaho spuds aren't a thing.

Seattle is a dump. You must be from there and never left it you trailer park shitstain. Fuck you and your acne, fuck you and your yellow teeth you smelly shit.

My friend from chicago puts ketchup on his hot dogs, clearly this anecdotal evidence refutes the infographic as well

A lot of these hotdogs are just regional foods put on top of a hot dog, not a type you would find in a food cart or diner, retard

>no ambassador skin on wieners
Get some fucking taste

idaho is a big state and you know that they grow potatoes there at least - even if it's not a diet staple in the region.

i don't know of a single restaurant here in memphis that serves a "memphis style hotdog"

yeah well most of them are of the type you would find in a food cart or diner so it's not retarded to infer that the infograph is thematic, retard.

i didn't give an anecdote. i said we don't have a memphis style hotdog, which is true.

I live in Queen Anne. Seattle is incredible for high end food. There's a few cheap places that are great for food, but not as great as Portland.

That said, those fucking hot dogs are great coming out of Neumo's.

Also, the homeless in Seattle have gotten way worse. Fuck the city council for protecting them. They're slowly moving into SLU. It just gets more fross and worse.

At least in Portland, a hobo asked if I wanted his unlit joint.

>a hobo asked if I wanted his unlit joint.

Seems pretty cool

google it you prick jfc

do you not leave your room?

>Jew York City
>Mexico City version 2.0
Kek. You can keep it.

What do you expect them to do about the homeless, make hot dogs out of them?

Yes? Seems like a pretty soylent solution to me.

>food.com recipe
>kraftrecipes.com
>a couple recipe blogs

yeah so no primary sources except one """article""" in the memphis flyer that pretty much validates my claim that a memphis style hotdog is not a thing.

deal with it, shitstain.

Its shit. Michigan hotdogs are Coney Dogs

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this is entirely 100 percent bullshit

Yeah, he was pretty awesome.

>being proud of doing up gross tubes of ground up cartilage and meat factory droppings

>being proud of essentially being a bag of flesh floating through an endless stream of nothingness

I live in Virginia, have been to Seattle twice.

The only place on earth with a 7 way intersection.

Its fucking chaos.

none of this is even remotely true

>saved info graph xD
kill yourself you newage faggot cuck

New York is the best dog, but as a Cleveland boy I gotta rep the Polish Boy.

Horrible cities for horrible people.

Get fucked.

We can't all like the taste of your lover's cock as much as you do.

I know the Idaho one is bullshit. I've been to that state countless times and never once seen that.

>1. Norway
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>9001. Everyone else

All you did was stack shit over your shit meat.

>what americans do when they forgot they didn't have hotdog buns
>Good

Haven't lived until it's 3am and you're drunk and the danger dog is calling.

>beef

thread making me pretty hungry desu

this.

This

No Kogels.

kys

>God Tier
Detroit coney

And a tall glass of pop my man.

Yeah, comparing to Seattle everyone else's power level is over 9000. While Seattle power level is 1.

>going out to buy a hot dog

Jesus Christ, how useless can you be?

I want to strangle the pretentious hipster that shit out this chart.

I thought I new what bad traffic was like in seattle, but then i went to portland.

Jesus fuck no. The people in Portland are worse than SF and Seattle combined.

I prefer 'go 'ogs.

user, that's from a cookbook from the 1950s, calm your mammaries.

Nice try user but everyone knows color didn't exist in the 1950s.
Haven't you ever watched a 1950s movie?
All the people and things are black and white.

>Putting Jewish wieners in your mouth

>That's a entirely valid opinion based on personal experiences I'm sure.

CPH fag here so yea.
I like the red ones too, but mostly as a nostalgia thing.

Best hot dog coming through.