Why are *nglos so bad at literature?

>posting poets inferior to Shakespeare
>He changed the spelling of his name in 1734, because of the fact that his surname Home, pronounced Hume, was not known in England.

Pic related is an Anglo then, by your logic.

No, he's superior to *nglos.

>implying wikipedia is reliable
This is the same site that'd have you believe that James Joyce was Irish

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>Born in Edinburgh
>Edinburgh is the capital city of Scotland

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

Yeah sure technically, but I mean it's Edinburgh we're talking about here

>technically
>I disagree so it doesn't count

a thagann tú anseo agus a ghlaonn tú dom "anglo" agus beidh mé deireadh tú. You fucking cunt

You shitehawks weren't calling us anglo when this shit was going on when there was no jobs and coffin ships, but that's a typical yank, the ignorant joke of the fucking world who wouldn't know there arsehole from a hole in the ground

"*nglos" doesn't make sense... Anglo is a prefix.

>nationalism
>race
>gender politics

*nglo

Lol Brexit...a country flushing itself down the toilet, Christ how bad is the education there?!

Dude it's a fucking joke. I'm not seriously suggesting Edinburgh is an English city. It's just a bit of britbong banter

>Nietzsche once said the ultimte European would be a Prussian officer mated with a Jewish banker
hmmmmm...

Ooh we've got a live one! Upset about all those centuries old atrocities eh? Must be the bardic culture.
seriously you've got plenty of stuff to compain about from more recent years, cool your historical butthurt

Kek.

BEADY

learn to fucking read
he didn't call you an anglo

lol

On my honour as an Englishman, I humbly and sincerely apologise that you don't like the literature of my country. It was a terrible mistake and I promise I will never do it again.

He famously tried very hard to remove all the Scots turns of phrase from his work but still slipped up here and there.

Underrated

Reminder Bertrand Russel of all people was actually Welsh, a fucking leek

STORMZY INNIT

shakespeare in the original pronounciation just sounds like everyday irish accent

Nice stirner

>Come down to Milton's Milton factory!

this garbage poem needs to be scrubbed off the face of the earth.

Do people really not get le irony anymore

No it doesn't, it sounds like some retard from Somerset

sounds more Somerset than Irish to me.

lol

>greatest female writer is J.K. Rowling
Say that to my face motherfucker and not online and see what happens.

>mfw anglos will never be able to read anything but their embarrassingly bad literature without translations

They can read superior Celtic Veeky Forums so there's some consolation

That is piss poor grammar, learn2gaeilge

oi guvna, make a damage control

fuck off, every single notable anglo philosopher set the field back at least 100 years

no an everyday West Country accent, you dipshit.

I'm not Anglo though. It sounds like Somerset or Devon or some shithole like that, not Irish at all.

false

you deaf or something?

he's probably an american or something, ignore him