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>get Veeky Forums job
>realize it's a waste of time and apply to grad school for STEM

do you also work at a publishing company

Yeah, because STEM is like a 100% guaranteed ticket to getting a job and living in drugs, blowjobs, and video games for the rest of your life. There's totally not a ton of unemployed STEM graduates.

It is very simple and easy to look up placement rates into professions related to area of study by major. I encourage you to do so.

STEM majors end up in the job they're pursuing far more often than non-STEM majors (outside of healthcare or education), and they get paid a lot more to do it.

If you're at the point in your life where you're making important decisions on what you want to do, I very much recommend you do the research and arm yourself with this information.

no, editor at a magazine

i held an editorial assistant position at a mag before my current job. is the magazine you work for shit or something?

nah it gets a lot of traffic and I run a section at it. It's just fucking easy

but I hate numbers

>Try to get a comp sci degree
>professor gets mad at me for editing codes found on stackoverflow
>keeps failing me
>drop out of the class
Guess i'll just try to get an accounting degree

>accounting
shit-tier career desu

im an accountant and i want to kill myself

shit 4 real?
idk what to pick then :(

if you're decent with computers, you should look into IT

just a suggestion

300k starting, any job I want. You mad faggot?

>too stupid for books
>too stupid for STEM
>too stupid for school at all
>too stupid and neurotic to be able to work with normies
>too stupid and irresponsible for trade jobs where I work alone
>become a mailman

Mailman is Veeky Forums right? I read more names than most of you

Then you're not a well rounded individual and don't have a reason to live

Bukowski was a mailman.

Honestly, what has literature done for anyone? You don't learn shit from a novel or a poem. Only thing that's worthwhile for humans is tech and computers, I'm sorry. And the market agrees. That's why STEM grads get jobs.

The greatest writers of all time never went to university, i.e. Dante, Shakespeare, Cervantes, Du Fu. Think about it.

we don't need any more bukowskis. let him rest in peace.

op, go take up some other blue collar job. i suggest roller rink attendant.

Yeah but they probably had something in them before they went to university. Your statement also assumes that people who major in lit are only in it to become great writers which isn't the case.

What does it mean to be decent with a computer?

you are right

It's a sham. Even the guy who invented college didn't go to college

Did you ever consider not plagiarising others' work? Just a thought.

yeah I did. code didn't work

Every job is a waste of your time, living like a aristocrat is the only life worth living