I can persuade you of anything using my excellent rhetoric

I can persuade you of anything using my excellent rhetoric.

I did it once on here and changed many minds.

What do you want me to convince you of Veeky Forums?

Convince me you are not a faggot.

I am a faggot. A faggot who fucked more women than you. You're probably a virgin who chokes when speaking with women.

Rhetoric is not a substitute for fact.

shit rhetoric desu, reeks of insecurity.
0/10

I only persuade using facts. Only facts.

Please convince me that you can't convince me.

I know you were persuaded by my rhetoric, but I don't expect you to be honest about it.

Convince me that you didn't get those trips.

Convince me god exists without circular logic.

upboated :)

convince me i'll be okay :(

I can and will always convince you, trust me.

I don't see any trips, are you trippin'?

I and you know that God exists. We don't need to use circular reasoning.

I think you will be okay. Don't worry. Believe me.

but rhetoric is by definition targeted and you have very little idea who we are. if I post like a different kind of person will that make your magic not work?

>claims to argue using ONLY facts
>only uses blatant assumptions
great thread

Convince me that 1+1=3

I don't need to know who you are to persuade you. I am a master of rhetoric. My magic will always work. Try your luck.

I don't see what you're criticizing me on, but thank you, my threads are always great.

Convince me that Donald Trump will make America great again.

I hypothesize that there is an additional 1 that makes up 3. I am a mathematician and a part time physicist, I know that for sure, trust me.

>Great rhetoric
>I am this
>I know, trust me because I am this

Oboy oboy

I convinced your mom to take a breather and stop sucking y dick for 5 minutes, but shes a hungry one.

wtf i love god now

Convince me to start reading books, I get bored and reading is hard cause I am not very bright.

That you can simultaneously hold the belief that drug use should be illegal and that you do not hate freedom.

Convince me.

I like potatoes

I can simultaneously hold the belief that drug use should be illegal and that I do not hate freedom, trust me.

I have already convinced you.

I like potatoes too.

No, you didn't. That's why I asked for it in the first place. Ain't so difficult to understand, is it?

It seems to me you're new at this but that's no problem.
I can teach you the basics, if you want. Let me be your guide.

convince me that i can get a gf

Need I not to convince you I've convinced you, it has already been done.

Also, who here
>pretending to be OP because lulz