Culinary Chefchefteacher

I'm a culinary college teacher professor at the university of the arts in Philadelphia. Ask me anything.

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Using a trip so U know it's me

How can I get quicker at potato rumbling and chopping, stuck around 4 sacks an hour

Use your hands quicker

can i use apple sauce instead of eggs???

Depends on what you're making

i'm making scrambled eggs

funniest series of posts I've seen on Veeky Forums in a long time

Should be ok if you're alright with them being vegan

And it's not even funny

I don't think you understand humor. That was classic misdirection.

I happen to know a lot about comedy. I could tell you something much funnier than that.

>I could tell you something much funnier than that.
Your weight, or your dick size?

Neither. Many people have told me I'd be an excellent stand up comedian. So watch what you say.

I worked in a kitchen as more than a dish slave for a couple of months.
Ask me anything.

New York, LA, or roaddog?

Road dog

Nice

That isn't a question.

Then what was it

Do you ever do cook-offs between your students?

Commentary.
Any other questions?

Nice.
Who's the most famous act you've opened for? Are you usually an opener or a feature act?

I'm an opener at the moment
I've opened up for bill burr before

I appreciate your support.

Yes it's a lot of fun

Send me a video of your act so I can post it to /r/opieandanthony and we can laugh at(not with) you.

I don't appreciate that

post your act, faggot. you're never going to make it in this industry if you're afraid to share your shit.

What foods do you not like?
The odor of tinned tuna is one of the most hated things in this world to me.
I was a picky eater as a child, grew out of it mostly; got into the culinary industry and I'll eat and enjoy everything as long as it is properly used.
Except tinned tuna.

most autistic series of posts i've seen on Veeky Forums in a long time

How do they work? Do you center them around an ingredient or just see who follows a recipe better?

You forgot predicting your own post.

I think it's pretty good
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I'm the comedian at the beginning

Ok dude

I like all food

It depends

*cringe*

Not terrible, actually. Your wikipedia says you worked on Z-Rock. Did you meet Big Jay? Does he smell bad?

That was pretty unfunny

>it depends

O ok, I was hoping you'd elaborate

Y

What do u want me to say

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That's just your opinion

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Real nice guy

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That's just your opinion