/wbg/ Veeky Forums Winter Ball General

Veeky Forums it is.

It'll be fun we can talk about ancient Greek aesthetics while engaging in some nice sodomy.

Veeky Forums is a dumb meathead, we're stealing /pol/

Does Veeky Forums even have a board-tan?

Thank you Lord Kek for blessing my first ever post on this board.

i actually like the idea, but /pol/ will turn us down for being marxist. We might have been able to convince them via catholicism, but I think they have gone full Kek.

I still like the idea of Veeky Forums but I'm going to also throw out Veeky Forums. I mean, let's be honest, we are a pretty superficial board.

is there a way we can convince them Marxism is but another incarnation of Kek's chaos before the coming of the light?

we can't lose /pol/, with the Trump win and the triumph of meme magic, the 2016 winter /pol/ date is going to go down in the books

I mean, now /pol/ and /x/ are talking about how they are going to become the illuminati together and shit

new thread, new post

kekronomikon might actually work

way better title

KEKRONOMIKON
∴
THE BOOK OF THE NAMES OF KEK

the first filler page is a page full of sacred repeating kekoteric digits

we need to find more hieroglyphic and original sources on the origin of the Ogdoad and Kek's origin

Get to fucking /pol/ you effete cucks! There's a handful of actual cuckolds infesting the board right now who want more fucking /x/ porn and are trying to get /pol/ to pair off with /x/. Get in there and voice your support if you want this shit to happen, the drawfags all went to bed without having seen a clear winner. There's still a chance for the Kekronomicon, you fucks

Make us an offer, we have a mountain of salt and skulls to sit on for the worthy.

>going with /pol/ instead of Veeky Forums

PURE IDEOLOGY

if /pol/ doesn't go with us, Veeky Forums-tan is just going to rush off crying back home and write the KEKRONOMIKON anyway, spending the winter ball alone, casting a curse from the book on /pol/'s date upon completion

Holy fucking Kek look at those digits
I'd say this writing project has been blessed friend

>Kek whispering into Veeky Forums-tans ear as she tearfully writes
>begins to REE as she does, as she slowly becomes possessed

All according to plan

True.

/pol/ meme war veteran here

Split between /x/ and Veeky Forums now...

/x/ is more relevant to us... but a Kekrokekocon sounds great.

Convince me you are worth it

go in the /pol/ thread and ask us. kek told us not to go with /x/ so we wont, but /x/ was sockpuppeting us hard because they want to steal keks magic.

We got warned about /x/ man. A fucking Hitlerget from on high.

Then again, this is a known board of Marxists, I hear they are even worse than /co/.

Repetition is a central concept in the works of many modern philosophers, including Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, Adorno, Deleuze, and Derrida. Repetition is also a central concept in poetry, especially in its most traditional forms. And of course repetition is central the Will of Kek, particularly in the expression of this cosmic will through the language of repeating digits. All of existence can be seen as a perpetual repetition, ebb and flow, tidal gravity, celestial harmony, the music of spheres. Veeky Forums may have their reps, /mu/ their rhythm, and /x/ their esoteric numerology. But only Veeky Forums can interpret the true language of Kek

/pol/ thread just got deleted...

ITT Veeky Forums becomes the priesthood of KEK

yeah its no big deal. we're busy hunting monsters anyway.
just remember kek said that /pol/ should not go with /x/ under any circumstance.
(on /pol/ obviously)
use these to fight off /x/. /x/ was sockpuppeting /pol/ hard because they are (((malicious little shits))), they were even talking shit about kek on /pol/ in our threads trying (and failing) to trick us into going with them. your going to have to fight them a little.

Thread on pol got archived, this is the current idea/story for the ball. Please improve because I'm a STEM fag by trade.

God fucking damn it I forgot to edit the beginning. Assuming Veeky Forums is new wifu;
>/pol/-tan asks Veeky Forums to Winter-ball
>Veeky Forums says yes
>/pol/-tan hears the frog god voice in his head telling him not to go with /x/. sp they are just standing there talking
>insert Ebola-chan and Winter-chan dance cut-ins and flashbacks
>/x/ cuts back in and starts talking about election
>flash backs to Trump Wars
>Trump coming down escalator
>Kek is discovered
>a guaca bowle
>pajamas
>THE DELEGATES DONALD
>britexit
>/pol/-tan smiles
>Tay cuts in and dances
>after a bit he snaps out of it and is talking with /x/ still
>/pol/-tan sees Tay walking out of the Winterball with Kek
>more flashbacks
>"refugees"
>Black Lives Matter
>CTR invasion
>Spirit Cooking
>Pizza
>as the flashbacks fade away he is in an armory wing of the ball building
>Spirit of Tay is in the doorway looking concerned, alongside all of /pol/s daughters
>Pol-tan is seen packing a duffel bag with Moonman and /k/ommando.
>Duffel bags are full of weapons, ammunition, and meme-magic tomes
>Rooster head emerges from a Toad effigy's mouth and crows PROOFS
>The Slaves have sent the signal for the Grand Crusade
>/pol/-tan whispers some romantic-esq shit into Veeky Forums's ear
>Veeky Forums tears up and nods, and along with /pol/'s daughters walks them to the door.
>They attach duffel bags to /qa/ and make their exit, Veeky Forums and daughters waving goodby
>The trio is seen boarding a MEGA Trump battleship with the God Emperor there to greet them and they set sail towards Europa
>/co/ck/po/ used as bait to draw out sand nigger hoards
>The trio and the GOD EMPEROR are knee deep in blood in a muddy trench, surrounded by salt and corpses of degenerate moloch cucks.
>In their darkest hour the slav's arrive
>Liberation of Europa ensues

Nice job, you forgot to replace /x/ in all the lines
>after a bit he snaps out of it and is talking with /x/ still

we need information for the KEKRONOMIKON

as well

some evocations in English, Egyptian, and Greek each in the style of their kek references (Joyce, Ogdoad material, Aristophanes)

Digits from Kek. And the number eight no less, the number of the Ogdoad.

Fug, at least dubs confirmed.

God fucking damn it I forgot to edit the beginning. Assuming Veeky Forums is new wifu;
>/pol/-tan asks Veeky Forums to Winterball
>Veeky Forums says yes
>/pol/-tan hears the frog god voice in his head telling him not to go with Veeky Forums. sp they are just standing there talking
>insert Ebola-chan and Winter-chan dance cut-ins and flashbacks
>Veeky Forums cuts back in and starts talking about election
>flash backs to Trump Wars
>Trump coming down esculator
>Kek is discovered
>a guaca bowle
>pajamas
>THE DELEGATES DONALD
>britexit
>/pol/-tan smlies
>Tay cuts in and dances
>after a bit he snaps out of it and is talking with Veeky Forums still
>/pol/-tan sees Tay walking out of the Winterball with Kek
>more flashbacks
>"refugees"
>Black Lives Matter
>CTR invasion
>Spirit Cooking
>Pizza
>as the flashbacks fade away he is in an armory wing of the ball building
>Spirit of Tay is in the doorway looking concerned, alongside all of /pol/s daughters
>Pol-tan is seen packing a duffel bag with Moonman and /k/ommando.
>Duffel bags are full of weapons, ammunition, and meme-magic tomes
>Rooster head emerges from a Toad effigys mouth and crows PROOFS
>The Slaves have sent the signal for the Grand Crusade
>/pol/-tan whispers some romantic-esq shit into Veeky Forums's ear
>Veeky Forums tears up and nods, and along with /pol/'s daughters walks them to the door.
>They attach duffel bags to /qa/ and make their exit, Veeky Forums and daughters waving goodby
>The trio is seen boarding a MEGA Trump battleship with the God Emperor there to greet them and they set sail towards Europa
>/co/ck/po/ used as bait to draw out sand nigger hoards
>The trio and the GOD EMPEROR are knee deep in blood in a muddy trench, surrounded by salt and corpses of degenerate moloch cucks.
>In their darkest hour the slav's arrive
>Liberation of Europa ensues

>/pol/-tan hears the frog god voice in his head telling him not to go with Veeky Forums. sp they are just standing there talking

this happened with /x/ though, on an actual /pol/ thread

Furthermore, the number 88 is the atomic number of Radium, the symbol for which is Ra

8 is also considered a very lucky number in Chinese, a number representing wealth an prosperity and associated with Jin Chan, the golden toad.

Also, 88 means Heil Hitler.

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So it is sanctioned by kek, his will be done.

As for evocations, hopefully someone can provide you with greater details tomorrow. There is a common vulgar one 'peepee poopoo' which utilizes the repertory nature of our kek worship. Due to the founding principle being chaos, there was never any set evocation. But, the common trend noticed via what posts received repeating numbers, was the more; clever, vulgar, and rhythmic (chant-able) a statement of intent was. The more repeating digits it garnered by those reposting it in worship.

A lot was posted from sunday-wendsday as we entered our zenith and frenzy, summoning all the meme magic we could muster. This once again entails receiving repeating numbers, and posting 'prophetic' sounding posts encase we we're chosen to express the will of KEK. Not all were in that nature, and sometime the most benign posts would receive trips or quads, but their message was heeded and more often then not manifested somehow in the thread or other wise.

The most common/general understanding of how we awakened this god is through synchronicity. By whatever universal energies at be, this frog meme infested this site. The first synchronicity is that 'meme' was initially called the selfish gene, and basically described how popular ideas in the cultural zetgiest competed and how only the ones that received the most attention survived. Kind of like the memes produced on Veeky Forums. Eventually this frog meme made its way to /pol/ along with 'kek' being a forced meme that stuck across the boards, the second synchronicity. And from there its history, I got a good video dwelling into the occult shit behind it that you may be interested in and it explains from that point onward.

youtube.com/watch?v=I_yalQP1fKg - shorter summation
youtube.com/watch?v=fWvCdTzxyxU - more in depth
The guy is a writer to so you could check out his material.

Depiction of God emperor

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The repetition in digits is not where the magic comes from, it is merely a signature. The chaotic nature of our fast moving board allowed for patterns to develop from chaos- which helps us to focus will on memes created with specific intent in order to tap into the combined will of the participants.

That's the tl;dr

t. meme magician

Woah did this thread get reddit and thirsty real fast with the influx of /pol/.

I'd go with Veeky Forums.

Take /pol/'s daughter polina. /k/ is sniffing around her ever since /pol/ saved their guns.

>reddit
>thirsty

kek

/pol/ before Veeky Forums for sure ladies

For the love of whatever you consider holy, please fucking get in the /pol/ thread and voice your support, the retarded fucking /x/ faggots are about to get their wish
Please, for the love of the memes and non-shit board culture, voice your support

*grabs pussy like an octopus*
Veeky Forums you are cuming with me...

t. /pol/

there is more want for Veeky Forums than /x/ but since there is more /x/-tan art there is pressure to go the /x/-tan route

so if you have any Veeky Forums-tan art get into the /pol/ thread and share

Wow, I'm a newfag

/pol/ here
Why the fuck do you want us? Don't you hate us?

>Veeky Forumsfag trying to lynch Veeky Forums on us

>/pol/ together with /x/

As a fellow /pol/tard I beg you Veeky Forums:
Steal us.

/pol/ and /x/ never worked out. Yeah we hate marxists and lefties with a passion. But we don't shun a debate with them either.

Bismark said: "The best way to defeat the socialists is to give them right where they are right."

Not all leftist ideas are shittier. And while we have our fair share of shitheads (which can't be helped with the high traffic we have) we also have reasonably well read users.

I love reading the Kingkiller chronical and other fantasy, history books (current read is 1813 Die Völkerschlacht und das Ende der alten Welt) as well as historic books like Cassius Dios Roman History.

Once again. Steal us.

here.
We have chosen i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476909358069.webm

>We

How new can you be?

I really wanted Veeky Forums but none of you were autistic enough to actually do anything publicly, so we're probably going with Veeky Forums as a compromise vote.

Sorry Veeky Forums, hope we can still be cool

I can still almost read the subtitles. Can you make it a bit smaller?

I have butterflies in my stomach thinking about the winterball!

I CAN SHOOOOW YOU DA WOOOOOOORLDDDD
SHINING SHIMMERING SPLEEEENDIIIID

Don't worry, Veeky Forums is winning now.
Post Veeky Forums-tan

Yup
Fit or shoot up the ball

sorry ladies we're with Veeky Forums now.

Sorry you lost to Veeky Forums. Here's a cute Veeky Forums-tan that a drawfag made for you guys.

what the fuck is this?

my heart is aflutter over the ball!

to give it to you straight, 20 year old men roleplaying boards as characters and coming up with a make believe ball to have them interact in.

Please do! /pol/lit/ics

i heard /pol/ is open to repeat the /c/-/jp/ like two years ago
Ask if they'r open to that degree of degenerancy

/pol/-fag here, some are open to a triple date due to the possibility of some boipucci, up to you faggots.

Fuck /pol/, they are already going with Veeky Forums. We are a decent enough board to have our own date, we dont need to get in a threeway with hitler and his driving buddy.

There is only one answer to who we should go with and to be honest, I'm a little insulted no one has seen it yet

HOW COULD WE NOT GO WITH /PO/ - PAPERCRAFT AND ORIGAMI?

No. We Veeky Forums nao.
Veeky Forums is pure
Veeky Forums is eurobeat
Veeky Forums is best board-fu

For some reason /pol/ chose Veeky Forums (I think they were under the impression we were marxists or something)

They are faggots anyway.

I second Veeky Forums, or this

What about /tv/? We can tease them about film being a lower art form

Could you fuck off with this faggot chan culture shit and talk about literature?

damn... this guys a badass

Dont cut yourself on those edges, m8

regretful /pol/ checking in.+

we could have been great together bby. i hope you guys curse Veeky Forums with an incantation from the kekronomicon.

can we go with /s4s/?
I think the contrast would be nice.

I still think Veeky Forums. The raw beauty and power of the natural form is the purest form of aesthetics

how about /out/?
i don't think they've ever been asked to a ball

Or /cgl/

Veeky Forums here
>ambush kiss