Occupations

What kind of IT?

dont know never needed a bra being a male & all

Kek.

We just print the Steven King book 24/7.

I just asked for your occupation bud, not your hopes and dreams. You can fuck off with those.

What are you a faaaaaaaaaaaaag?

Unemployed university student then.

Is RN = registered nurse?

Musician/producer and my wife is a software developer. She works from home and I work mainly evenings and nights, so we get to cook most of our own meals.

Yes

Custom cooling solutions - servers to gaming PC's.

Oh good to know, especially since I couldnt figure that out from the first sentence of your first post.

Well why wouldnt you just say nurse....Do you really think we give a fuck if shes a registered nurse? Just say "my wife is a nurse" next time. Also, no one gives a shit about ur wife. I asked u what YOUR occupation was, not hers.

Systems engineer.

I live ~10 minutes away from work, so I've successfully cooked a few meals that sit for long periods of time then need immediate attention (bread, starting sous vide, etc.) by just popping in and out. Otherwise I tend to make my meals on the weekend because I'm just too worn out to do anything at the end of the day. Chili is a pretty common goto for me since I can just dump a bunch of things in the crock pot and I'm good for lunch/dinner for a few days.

Hard boiled eggs are also a great weekend cook for the working man; they can be used a snack throughout the week or make a boatload on Sunday and have enough for a couple meals. Come Thursday or Friday my food supply runs out so I usually resort to delivery food, though I'm getting better about making something instead -- usually soup as it's easy. I think I need to buy more Tupperware so I can get through the entire week with one day of cooking.

I also treat myself with sous vide steak every Sunday night.

Lmao

I make labels for bullshit craft beers.

>tfw you will always be a prole

I chop around 20-30 pounds of onions a day

I do operations.... like, I come in wasted or withdrawaling and sit at the desk half dead and answer phones or give advice or set up accounting for the week

ALL I ASKED FOR WAS YOUR GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING OCCUPATION, NOT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE'S STORY.
No but seriously, why would you include 2 medium sized paragraphs describing the food you consume on a daily basis within your dismal pathetic life? No one asked you for it, and no one cares.

Do you think u condense that into a single occupation, or is that to hard to do?

Grocery store director. Married with two kids, although I usually work over sixty hours a week so I miss out on family events.

Because you're in Veeky Forums not /soc/, so I made your shitty thread Veeky Forums related in addition to your topic.

Guess the thread just needs reported if you don't want to talk food.

Still in Dental school.

So your wife is mentally competent and intelligent, and you are incompetent and fairly unintelligent, so you try to make up for it in the kitchen, because god only knows you wont make it up to her in the bedroom.

Im a salesman at a car wash. Sounds shit but i make around 500-920 a day.

Recently got a girlfriend so i try to cook for her every now and then

sometimes I'll do like 10 pounds of bell peppers

In my part of the world, I'm called a sheik. My 4 wifes takes care of the food. I attend to our camels.

Sooooooo a student. You couldve just said student....

Yeah, guess so. Still a student.

I drive

No I dont. Just wanted to say that. I dont even have a license

delivery driver

mow lawns for 4 hours a day. I'm poor but I only work 16 hours a week and I can live off of it.

Nutritionist and public health investigator AMA

> guess so
No no no, if you are in a university....and you are studying materials that pertain to a certain subject....you are a S T U D E N T.
There is no guessing, You dumb fuck

What is this, a label machine for ants?

Sooo you're just a lazy unambitious fuck? Okay

> AMA
How about no. Now go fuck off to Veeky Forums if you really want that attention

Media buyer for a tv network

I'm surprised at the responses here to be honest, I thought there would be others but I'm a line cook.
Pic related a dish from our kitchen from last year.

Scallops and...?

Leaves....plants...green vegetables, you fucking moron

Dunno. I'm the one with the Ivy League degree. I'm also the one who makes a per hour rate closer to that of a lawyer while she stresses out about this deadline and that. We end up splitting the expenses evenly. The bonus is that she's a talented musician as well and I can write code. So there are opportunities to work on each other's projects. And we both cook. Works out really fucking well. Though she is a little jealous here and there that I can make my nut in music without having to do the corporate thing.

> falling for the bait and revealing your power lvl
nice

I used to work at a gas station.

I'm getting a doctorate in chemistry. I like McDonalds.

This first sentence couldve been condensed into "im a student."
The second sentence was unnecessary because no one give a shit

The white stuff on the bottom is a parsnip purée, the veg is Brussels sprouts with pancetta and then we also peel off the outer layer of the sprout and deep fry them so they are nice and crispy, then drizzled with truffle oil. Was pretty good, not too heavy.

i like your attitude mister

Security.

It sucks.

"Do" is present tense. I want to know what you are DOing presently for money.
> Not "what have you done"
> Not "please list all previous occupations"
> Not "what is your life's story"
Just "what do you currently do for a living"
Read the question next time, u dumb faggot.

Did I ask you if you liked your job? No, because I dont give a flying fuck.

I draw furry pornography with an emphasis on male to female transformations

>truffle oil
Dropped

I am comfortable with my power level. It's not some secret shame like posting on /a/ or /mlp/.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself

I'm a useless faggot and I usually cook for my roomates. It works out that way because I don't understand portion sizes but I also don't eat a lot.

Are you Ryan Gosling?

We dont need an explanation about your pitiful life, just say "I'm a useless faggot."
Thats all thats needed

you're in too deep

did you get bored playing your warhammer dolls already?

i actually do this for a living

Please shut the fuck up, you are neither clever nor funny

To work? What do you do when you get there?

What is "this"?

I brainwash children into leftism using modern remakes of old disney movies.

I was joking, I'm actually made my fortune selling a startup I sold when I was 22 and now I eat out every day. Egg on your face.

You are painfully stupid....

shitpost on a greenlandian taco assembly rehabilitation homegroup

*i've

OP is mad as fuck

Rude

Wow, thanks for correcting your grammatical error that you made in your first post. None of us could actually read it until you clarified that you meant "I've" instead of "I'm"

This is the most fun ive had in a while tbqh

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Do you eat pizza while doing so?

WAY too deep. But life is good so no fucks given.

only if it's kosher.

either shitpost or cook im not sure

Animal food tester, I eat cat and dog food and help develop it into the final product.

studying law

So youre a student. Just say "im a student."
It's that simple

so you work, just say you're a worker
it's that simple

I'm a cook. A damned good one. I also own my own business with my wife cleaning/repairing rental units for move-ins and move-outs.

"Worker" is not a specific job title, and therefore not a viable occupation.....dumbass

I'm an IT sysadmin but enjoy cooking, that's why I'm here

>This autistic manchild replying to everyone's post trying to be edgy

How's the 9th grade bud?

I thought you was going to say carwash business for a second.

I don't work anymore, so I just cook for my husband and pretty much nothing else until I find a new job.

I'm a waitress in a cocktail bar. Waiting to meet the right guy.

cook in a japanese restauraunt owned by actual japanese people, guess what, being a cook is shit! ask me anything