You wake up from a coma to find it's the year 3000. What's the first science question you ask?

You wake up from a coma to find it's the year 3000. What's the first science question you ask?

For me it would be whether the Riemann hypothesis has been solved

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>For me it would be whether the Riemann hypothesis has been solved

Yes, it was!

>C-can I see the proof?

Indeed! We all have genetically enhanced 90000000000000 IQ brains so you can just read the statement of the Riemann Hypothesis and then immediately prove it.

Oh wait. You weren't genetically modified before being born? Lol too bad you braincuck. TOP KEK. Everyone, look at this fucking brainlet. Can't even prove the Riemann Hypothesis! Even little kids can do that HAHAHAHAHAHAH

why the fuck am i alive.

>2017
>3000
>983 years
>FML
>pic unrelated

>first post not sexbots

Sexbots where

Do we have the ability to move our minds (memories included) into a separate brain/container/computer etc.?

If the answer's no, then do we have the ability to replace body parts and/or go full Ghost in the Shell?

Basically, can I solve my fucking epilepsy yet? Seizures are bullshit and keep making me bite my tongue.

>Where am i?
>What year is it?
>Give me a quick rundown of the timeline of events or point me in a direction i can read about it all
>Are the jews still about senpai?

How am I alive?

and then

Is this a virtual environment?
Are my organs still intact?
Am I a clone?
What time is it?
Do you have a brief summary of the last ~1000 years?
Is this accurate, according to you?
What am I to you?
Am I talking to a non-human entity?
Do I, as a human being, have the right to die, yet?
Do you have any details on my descendants, if there are any?

Is there coffee?

Can I be the little girl, or can you guys at least put me under again until you've gotten a handle on that? On a more serious note: what exactly causes autism? Like, what neurological mechanism is fucked when you have it.

What shape is the earth?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>Synthetic thicc boipucci was mass produced in the late 2030s sir.

they immediately euthanize you after realizing they wasted so much money keeping a flat-Earther alive for 1000 years.

I for one suggest subjecting them to bloodsport, with a severe handicap.

Have we figured out if we can actually make space-based megastructures yet, and if yes take me to one right now motherfuckers

>no time to ask questions because I am immediately gagged and a bag is placed over my head.
>it turns out Islam has taken over the planet and everything has digressed back to middle ages and I am being hauled off to be excuted for being white and non-Muslims.

>Year 3000 version of US reaches final stages of hegemony
>Aircraft carriers and divisions stationed overseas replaced with orbital kinetic weaponry
>Vassals who break rules get a calmly measured, nuclear-scale, radiation free response
World peace achieved
All hail or orbitlords.

/Thread

"Can I replace my ruined eye with a electronic lens yet that shoots lasers and streams recordings?"

Has Half-Life 3 been release?

Have we achieved immorality?

Is my COBOL knowledge still relevant?

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This.

Have we achieved biological immortality? Second is do we have cat girls now?

by the glory of the Queen Hopper, yes

Is Veeky Forums still up?

No m8, I said immorality. Like has technology gotten to the point where STDs and judeo-christian values have been totally eliminated. IE sex is now how people say hello and abortion is a sport.

We already have you retard.

How the fuck am I not dead?

>Sex is how people say hello
>Abortion is a sport
That is some degenerate shit.

>Judeo-christian values have been totally eliminated.
Even with judeo-christian values gone you still have other religious views to take their place.

Don't ask.

What's our main power source?

Did Bloodborne get a PC port?

cryonics

What causes gravity?

Could you give me a quick rundown?

Is loli still legal?

Time Travel. Consciousness. Thermodynamics.

Has a new season of Haruhi aired yet?

How am i still alive?

where the fuck is my lawyer

AM I BEING DETAINED??

lop tel

CAN JET FUEL ETC ...

Robot waifu

howmany chromosomes do I have left?

kek

How the fuck they kept me alive to the age of 1024, and the corollary of how much longer can I expect to live with this new technology?

Best

What happened to all the oxygen??


And then I die

Gold. Where is the gold?

if i pull that mask off would i die?

why am i still a meat bag and not in fully synthetic prosthetic cyborg body?

and why is that body not of a hot purple haired japanese woman?

>asleep for 1000 years
>first question is some number theory meme you won't even understand 1% of the answer to

I'd be much more interested to hear about the state of modern technology. How far biotech is that I'm still alive, how far computing has come, etc.

These are things that will have extremely interesting answers and can presumably be explained at least roughly to everybody.

>Do the Jews still exist?

Have we proven that we're living in a simulation?

yes and they succeeding in making every country but israel a diverse cesspool

>everyone develops severe alzheimers and dementia because they all rely on an implanted computer brain for memory and reasoning

this

How long does the average human live?
Why am I still alive?
Is this South Park?
Has the Muslim religion been wiped off the face of the Earth?
Did Trump conquer the middle East?
Does nerve gear exist yet?
Can I have sex with my waifus in the virtual world?
Is there still a work ethic or have robots taken over everything?
Can I have a robot wife?
Is she sentient?
What types of rights would my robot wife have and what would I not be allowed to do to her?
Do feminists still exist?

Are traps still gay?

Can you understand me?

How fast and far can we send information?
>splain?
You know, like the internet.
>what the internet is, senpai?

The future is dark, my compadrios.

Did they release Half Life 3 yet?

1. Did you develop a pill that makes humans immortal yet?
2. Has it been scientifically proven that Arabs and Africans are subhumans yet?
>hoping the answer will be "what are Arabs and what are Africans?"
3. P=NP?

Mmmmmmmmm give me whatever i can buy with amazon prime

>still

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Did we make contact or find any new home?

Can we leave the planet with-in any reasonable speed

Somehow yes.

Is there any scientific way to make my penis bigger?

*GAAAAAASP*
D-Doctor....
Ayy Lmaos....Cat Girls....Immortality....Time Travel...Dimensional Travel.....Artificial Intelligence Robots?!?....

To which the answers I hope to receive are:

Xeno Sympathising Scum.

Hell to the f*** yes.

Already done.

Lol. This is what happens when you force heaven to earth.

Lol. This is what happens when you force heaven to earth.

and

I am one.

>You wake up from a coma to find it's the year 3000. What's the first science question you ask?

Can I get a love-robot Lucy Liu?

>What's the first science question you ask?

Is that blimp accurate?

Is Papa Franku Still Alive? D:

this is the worst post I have ever seen on this board

is anime real now?

Where's the toilet? Someone waking up from such a long time would piss out a waterfall

"Have we finally disproved magnetism?"

prove its the future

id ask a load of history questions after that

then about transplants/regeneration

then sexbots

then sexbot transplants/regeneration

then about the millenium and second millenium problems

John and Bill are standing at a fork in the road. John is standing in front of the left road, and Bill is standing in front of the right road. One of them is a knight and the other a knave, but you don't know which. You also know that one road leads to Death, and the other leads to Freedom. By asking one yes–no question, can you determine the road to Freedom?