So, what can one do with pineapple?

So, what can one do with pineapple?

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Pizza

keeping it away from a pizza is something you can do with it

Eat it as-is or put it in fruit salad
Make sweet-and-sour sauce
Make a staggeringly effective tenderizing marinade (pineapple contains an enzyme called bromelian which breaks down protein)
Add to stir-fries; it goes great with pork and duck.
cut into slicers or chunks and dehydrate it for a god-tier snack
Juice it
Cut into slices and grill it; it sounds weird but it's fucking amazing.

Do you have any coconut milk? If so, you can make a pineapple-coconut creme brulee, which is a fuckwin awesome dessert. It's gotten me laid several times.

Slice it and grill it till the exterior is caramelized

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Pineapple casserole is dope.
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The Butter Witch may have put this recipe up but it predates her and is actually a pretty great savory-sweet dessert. My mom makes it every Christmas.

Do you have Gammon/Bacon?
Make a burger

deep fry

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Cake it.

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cut about 1/4 inch off the top and bottom of the fruit, bore out the middle, and stick your dick in it

>Pineapple
>Vegetable

Umm, no.

at that point what does pizza even mean anymore.

>eat it
>make a fruit salad
>put it on icecream
>put it on pizza
>put it on a burger

I like achiote pork and pineapple tacos.

make ur cum really sweet for the gf

Throw it into the ocean hoping a sponge will build his house inside of it

im not sure about this but try it with a salad with like nuts and something salty like bluecheese.
mango works like a charm in that so i dont see why pineapple wouldn't work

adding to this.
forgot to say that generally i feel like something really sweet (pineapple,mango, maybe banana, works really well with something salty
like bacon and plums are a wonderful combo and so is bluecheese and mango

Simply, walk into Mordor.

Quite effectively tenderize the shit out of some meat.

canned pineapple and cheese warmed up.pinnacle of fine dining.

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Alternatively this.

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throw it in the trash

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