At a Kafka lecture about modernity at SDSU. What kind of questions should I ask?

Height? how much did he Bench?

What year are you and do you want to be friends?

It's not UCSD, which probably wouldn't have a Kafka lecture anyway because of m-muh biomedical technology.

why does every lit post have a fucking didactic moralizer in every thread?

"Why didn't you get tenure at a UC?"

The board attracts a lot of retards

4th year. I probably already know you. Are you an English major?

What is wrong with what he said? I thought the same thing he did---op is a fucking posing faggot.

Oh, you're at a Kafka lecture at your university? Wow, you must be really smart, bro! Get ready to hear some shit that'll make you patrician as fuck dude!

Anyone can sign up for school and listen to people give talks on literature. Attending one isn't a novel event worth shitty up the board---especially when you're asking us to spoonfeed you what questions you should be asking. Fucking think for youself, idiot. And if you don't have questions yourself, just fuck off and listen.

This shit is a fucking nonevent

This

this

OP here.

It was actually a great lecture that unwrapped a lot about his life and work that I didn't know. I didn't ask any questions, but I enjoyed the replies to this post.

Ask why you're having a lecture

Also,
Was my nigga Josef put forth to trial b'cuz the White Man was tryna get him down?

ask why da burn books 451 my man

because this is a Veeky Forums

Kek, well played op. These fucking assholes are no fun.

Ask the lecturer if he's feeling okay

Ask how to get into a better university

"David Foster Wallace once said that Kafka's neighbors would complain that Kafka would be laughing hysterically and loudly while writing, and that there is a lot of dark humor in Kafka's writing. Are you familiar with this at all? And if so, what are some good examples of this significantly changing how one interprets his writing?"

Ask about the Marxist themes in Kafka's work.

He's not showing up since he's preoccupied with something meandering I've heard.

Oh shit user I was there yesterday as well.
Proof: the woman read the beginning of chapter 16 of the biography out loud

Wh-what's wrong with SDSU? Someone here said their English department is good, I was going to apply next year.

I was at the first session actually which I don't think was the one on modernity

No, and I don't go to SDSU :^)

Be careful if you get him pissed
He is Franz kafka

100% this.

Will he turn into a massive cockroach?

why go for bridge troll bitches

Yeah, I wasn't at the first session. Had English Drama with Herman. What year are you?

for you

4th

>did he do it?

>was le metamorfose about NEETism
>why did franz wank it to furry porn

>hey guise what should i ask?
OP then deviously proceeds not to ask anything despite his implications that he would. What a stunning turn of events. Who among our fair readers could have guessed that this mongoloid caveman, who lacked so little human contact, would post a thread to a board about literature in hopes that he would receive a small amount of human interaction? Who would have guessed that this friendless, hopeless, even brainless dipshit moron would go to a lecture just to be around people who would normally shun him or cross the street if they saw him approaching them. This man who jehovah's witnesses proselytizers were given his address as they might be given that of a known rapist or pedophile. This man that has a perpetual shadow enveloping him, owing to the sun's refusal to shine its light even near him. I'm sorry OP, but you are truly a specimen of the worst kind you disingenuous shit. Why make a post with the intention of not following through? For teh lulz, because you wanted to see the replies? This is a prime example of the reddit mentality. I hope your future lectures are overloud buzzings in your ears, and that your are laughed at whenever you choose to ask questions at lectures in the future.

the salt is real

>a negative response is directly indicative of "saltiness"
weak, try again

U just seem mad. Your unnecessary cruelty would suggest this.

Unnecessary is an unwarranted supposition. Consider the categorical imperative and your actions, assuming that you are OP.

To anyone of common decency, it is a warranted reproval. Hm. Hah. Nor am I who you claim myself to be. Sirrah.

"It is the Metamorphosis just a metaphor about masturbation?"

How about to semi-salvage this the most arrogant among us answer the questions as if they were OP's lecturer?

Quote Kafka aphorism #7 from Aphorisms

>one of the most effective seductions of Evil is the call to struggle. It's like the struggle with women, which ends up in bed

Then ask what he meant by this.

Bonus points if the lecturer is a woman

HELLO FRANZ, MY NAME IS GOD

Sick. We probably know each other. I'll describe myself: 6'3", husky, long brown hair, goatee, three tattoos on my right arm. Disarming laugh.

youtube.com/watch?v=g4LyzhkDNBM

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>SDSU

im sorry to hear about that, m8.