What would you put on this?

What would you put on this?

slather that puppy in ketchup and slide it right down the ol' neck tube.

A nice giant hunk of cabbage like this
Do it on every sandwich

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Your favorite mustard of choice.

probably mustard, maybe fried onion

nice meme condiment

Provolone and italian dressing

Avocado and cheese

>meme condiment
Idiot.

Buterbrod!

sauerkraut

pickled red onions, sauerkraut, a seedy mustard & fig preserves.

olives + parmesan

Honestly nothing. I find cheap sausage can only ever be alright if it's on rye.

Butter or Schweineschmalz

You mean lard?

Ja

mAh dick

That's a little too much for me but some sauerkraut would be nice

roasted red pepper

A salad

Balsamic reduction or just garlic butter. Maybe something fruity on the side like some grapefruit or raspberry.