1984

>1984
>written in 1949

>Notes from Underground
>written above ground

It's written in 1948, published in 49. He actually did switch the numbers.

>A hero of our time
>Written two centuries ago

>Kafka on the Shore
>wasn't written by Kafka
>wasn't even written on a shore

>infinte jest
>neither infinite nor funny

>Animal Farm
>was written by a human being

>The Phenomenology of Spirit
>written by a living person

>dead souls
>it's about a paper list

>Claims rigged election
>wins rigged election

>Watership Down
>no shipwrecks

>The Sound and The Fury
>conveyed via the written word

relax boring man

>Modernism
>peaked 70 years ago

>Stoner
>Main character never scores

>The Neverending Story (by Michael Ende)
> has an end.

it has an
ENDE
upvoteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>the great gatsby
>it's actually mediocre

>Jerusalem
>set in Northampton

>A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
>it sucks

>The Passage
>Couldn't get past how bad it was

>The Rings of Saturn
>It is neither about Saturn nor its rings.

>East of Eden
>West of Indpendence, Missouri

>Veeky Forums
>not illuminating whatsoever

>a portrait of the artist as a young man
>is actually a book, not a portrait

>20,000 leagues under the sea
>It was written above water

>Veeky Forums
>it's all a shitpost

>life
>it's all a shitpost

...

>Julius Caesar
>Written by William Shakespeare

>book by Caesar
>it's all about Corn

>Hamlet
>happens in a castle

Why is this even allowed ?

Wrong, it was supposed to be called 1980 but as it took a longer time to write than expected he first changed it to 1982 then 1984. This was so it was set far enough into the future.

>Moby Dick
>nothing sexual about it

>implying that the scene with all the sperm rubbing isn't hot as fuck

Kek

I want to paint her face with my white oil.