If your so smart why are you on Veeky Forums

if your so smart why are you on Veeky Forums

It's better than watching tv shows or playing computer games. It's also honest content. And porn and jest.

I need to blow some steam from work by doing something math related that is not too math related, as to not count as more work.

It turns out that advanced shitposting in a board made mostly of people who know a thing or two about math just exactly fits the bill.

Okay, I'll leave. Sorry for raising this community's average IQ.

Go away Reddit FAG

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because i like the site design a lot. also the catalog view, it's just an amazing experience. you never know what kind of question will appear.

i spend my days alone and in an office managing money and spread sheets. i hate people. Veeky Forums is my autistic friend simulator that doesn't actually require any effort to be around, and i can just close the browser if i get tired of you guys.

thats the way i likes it, and thats the way i keeps it.

>advanced shitposting

Shitposting with the occasional serious discussion.

High IQ unfortunately does not negate stupidity.

>It's better than watching tv shows or playing computer games.
bullshit. Veeky Forums is a shithole.
I bingewatch a stupid sitcom second time in a row, and it's still less pathetic and more constructive than browsing Veeky Forums.

At least it's teaching you something about human relationships and witty comebacks. What the hell did Veeky Forums teach you? How to act like a mentally disturbed 14 year old?

People here are socially retarded, no doubt. Me included. I come here in times of need. Veeky Forums is like a fast chatroom with the extra advantage of complete anonymity, so no groups form.
The only reason you and everyone else browses Veeky Forums is to substitute real socialization. It's like a shitty drug that barely works but causes severe addiction.

I'm smart, but lazy, unemployed and have too much time on my hands. :^)

My own amusement.

How does that even corellate?

Correlate*

Who said I was smart? heheheh... HEHEHEHEHEHH

>smart
>me

>To smart to not go to Veeky Forums

Because meesa no smart smart :(

>Using sitcoms as a learning tool
What the fuck is your mental defect?

I doubt you learn much about socialrelationships from tv, but I learned a lot about humans from Veeky Forums. TV is not even interactuve
Probably no point in us arguing about that, though

I'm not "so smart."
But I have common sense that, practically speaking, the masses do not. I am on sabbatical from writing. And I'm smart enough to keep an open-mind, so I always learn. All my classmates are exactly as ignorant as they were in public school.

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I hardly even comment anymore, I just report all off-topic and low quality posts I see.

As you can see by a quick look at the board, there are a lot of those.

My goal is to make as many people banned from Veeky Forums as possible. In a way, I'm doing them a huge favor.

Everyone here is fucking genius IQ
but their ideas are so mad /scientist/ level that they are a danger to themselves and others...

Literal fucking chaos wizards.

This. Nobody should have any other reason to be here.

>smart
>unemployed
Something went wrong senpai

The optimum output exuded by an intelligent being for survival is exactly zero.
If everything is being done around him by machines....

This is the only place I don't feel like a brainlet

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I really hate my job

Putin pays me to

Well that's bound to happen unless you live in a communist utopia.