Easter is approaching, Veeky Forums - do you prefer spiced or fruity jelly beans?

Easter is approaching, Veeky Forums - do you prefer spiced or fruity jelly beans?

i'm a big boy. i don't eat jelly beans

Who said anything about eating them?

I had to look up what spiced jelly beans are. Yeah, fuck that. Fruity beans for me.

Fuck spiced jelly beans. I feel tricked every time.

fruity

and fuck of with the mint green ones. those need to be LIME

The jelly bellies with all the weird flavours.

bean boozled

I like the sour Jelly Belly's, especially the sour blue raspberry ones.

DON'T REACH INTO THE JAR. DUMP THE BEANS INTO YOUR HAND.
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's clearly his personal jar you communist.

Those are presidential beans you god damn commie. Those beans won us the cold war.

>?

>easter soon
>all my local stores tempting me with fuckloads of chocolate
make it stop

Cold war?

How'd we win the cold war when russia chose our orange tinted emperor?

Calm down, Vladislav.

The president gets all the jelly beans and he can select them however he chooses

Also, wild cherry jelly bellies are pretty great.

that is a rare pepe you got there

What do jelly beans have to do with Easter?

>implying the CIA can't false flag russian hacking
>implying digging up DNC ditt is meaningful hacking

Vault 7 showed they can, kiddo. read some real news for once

>spiced
I'm halfway through a bag of the Brachs spiced now....
I think my favorites are the ones who are like the clove gum. I think it's the "white" flavor.

This is what caused me to leave /int/ for good.
Easter gives me ptsd

I don't....

eat.

The CIA has some serious kung fu at their command. Better than the other 3 letter acronym agencies.

I don't eat jelly beans, studies show a link to them causing Alzheimers

>easter
>jelly beans
Is this some weird American thing?