I've had this half of a Slim Jim for a really long fucking time

I've had this half of a Slim Jim for a really long fucking time.
Probably opened about 1-3 months roughly.
I've had it lazily folded over to sort of "save" it for some other time.
I kind of want it today but don't know if it's safe or not.
It looks and feels pretty much the same for the most part. The tips a little gray.
Slim Jims probably don't expire too easily even after opening right?
What the fuck should I do?

>I am a retard and cannot tie my own shoes in the morning.

ok, faggot

a-... are you fucking naked?
Also it should be fine. Slim Jims are like the cockroaches of food I think.

>Tell me what I should do.
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>Make yourself scarce.

Pick one.

you look like my ex only with a fucking stupid bowl cut. if your name is ron you should probably jump in a fire somewhere.

the slim jim is probably fine, just cut the gray part off.

Thank you so so fucking much for the help.

I am not your ex by the way but if you are a girl and I look like your ex then that means I am your type.
Is it normal for people to hook up on Veeky Forums in this way? I have never conversed with a woman before in this much detail.
user, I...

My recommendation is that you kill yourself, like I want to.
I wish I could find the courage to actually kill myself. Fuck my family.
Anyway, cut the tip off like my penis and eat it.

...oh user, here. i am in fact a grill.
you've ignited a fire i forgot existed. can i call you ron in bed while we do ~sex stuff~ with slim jims?

>girl
>woman

Baby girl if you bring the "slim" i'll bring the "jim" haha. >;3
...Pls be skinny.
Also im not Ron but call me Ron when we do the aforementioned ~stuff~

I am legit getting sick from eating that Slim Jim even after cutting off the tip.
I thought that maybe if it makes me sick it would be hours from now but the onset of sickness has set on much quicker than anticipated.
It was worth it though to satiate my craving though. Thanks Veeky Forums you guys and maybe the woman are the best friends I ever had.

Which 1970's porno movies are you in OP?

wow, did not know ixmike posted on Veeky Forums

Slim Jim

that grill here, can't wait to taste your utility meat after you're done being sick, ~Ron~

It's fucking old and gross, what the fuck that's disgusting. Why would you even consider eating it?

I feel like someday, you could be up there with some of my favorites from Veeky Forums. Like Fatty McAutism (peace be upon him).

fuck you mike

>that face

>>our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

...

Jesus, I expect Spiderman to jump in at any minute...

I would love to read a full length Veeky Forums sexual fan fiction especially if Jack and Tammy having anal is somehow incorporated in to it

that grill here, would read but only if it involves slim jim in the pooper.

probably so many nitrates and preservatives in that thing it could survive a nuclear fallout

>Pls be skinny
Implying you are actually about to pick up over slim Kim's on fucking Veeky Forums Jesus Christ user have some god damn self respect

Slim Kim sounds like a Korean barbecue flavored Slim Jim.

Pick up what?