It's a poor people coughing episode

>it's a poor people coughing episode

I'm sitting on the bus and it looks like we're having a cross-over episode

>it's an 'american libraries are shit, we got it the first 100 times' episode

>be a librarian
>see some annoying hipster college student
>I start coughing until he leaves

best thing about my job

Completely depends upon the location and property taxes. The "city" flyover country 20 minutes away has shitty homeless people, but im pretty sure the cops in my town execute the homeless who stray here in the woods and feed them to hogs in order to maintain the veneer of "vacation paradise".

As such our library strives to be a bizarre 50s ideal.

Is this what people actually think when they see me in a library?

you colorado springs too?

no but im sure it happens all over the place. i used to live in a ritzy community outside hartford and cops would cheerfully give anyone walking a ride to the other side of the Connecticut river with a veiled threat, and on Long Island I again believe cops kill hobos and sell their bodies to the medical schools in the city.

Anyone who looks around for people to judge as annoying hipsters is probably an annoying hipster.

Which one do you go to?

Honestly, it is cruel to think about, but I would vote for this to happen. I genuinely hate homeless people, and think they are a stain on library goer'S lives everywhere.

If you go to a public library in the United States, you're better off not going in and instead turning around and playing in traffic.

the one in downtown springs near the community college

lol its the same sort of in my area

library is great, fantastic selection and its huge

plus they rent videogames which I guess is nice but it crowds the main floor with yokels.

The public library I frequent in the Silicon Valley literally only has cute Asian women of every age. There's also a homeless guy that plays dating sims in the back corner, but that's pretty much it, in terms of the homeless there.

It's a nice library.

Canuckistani here.
Pajeets always drop off their 10 kids at the library as if it's some sort of daycare. They stink up the place, run around, and are generally raucous and uncouth individuals. They have to go back.

Other than that, it's usually filled with loud highschool students or elderly people.

>it's the homeless are having another orgy in the french section again
>it's the migrant families who take their entire spawn and proceed to make the whole place smell like rancid curry again
>it's the stuttering frogposter leaving his cave for brief hours of daylight to ask the nonplussed librarian (as Chad plows her from under the desk) if they have any DFW and when she replies he storms off in a huff complaining about "plebs" again


this show is getting old quick

It's the hugely obese guy in the corner obviously watching porn on the computer while children run around the place, episode.

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>it's an obese black man playing Rae Sremmurd on his phone speakers episode
>it's an accidentally walk in on a hobo stealing paper towels episode
>it's a Korean seven year-old reading an ACT practice guide on a Saturday morning episode
Sigh. Reruns

When I lived there I would go to the East Library up on north Union. Definitely recommend it, very nice atmosphere and comfy chairs. I believe homeless can't hang out in there too, which is awesome. They also have a cool little used books store, cheap and great selection.

I have it on a trustworthy source that the mob (still active in my area) literally executes homeless people that sleep in front of their property.
They must be busy because there are a shit load of homeless folks around here.

Post your local library
This one (LAPL Memorial Branch) doesn't have too many volumes but they have sales every once in a while which is good. One of the librarians hates me for some reason. It's across the street from a terrible high school but fortunately the students stay out because it's a library and not a prison.

A fun fact: This is the library Ray Bradbury went to as a kid. I was going to see him give a reading there (only like 5 people showed up. Sad!) but he decided to die instead.

>but he decided to die instead
wow
fuck that guy

Scarborough Civic Centre Library is geographically the closest me. It's a bit small, although it looks nice after recent renovations. Filled with spooks, curries, and chinks. No free parking. Overall, a garbage library.

Nah man, Cupertino is where it's at.

I've not been to that branch before. How is it there?

>he goes to the library

stay pleb

my library card gives me free online access to rosetta stone, lynda, overdrive, natgeo and a bunch of other shit which is p cool

it wasn't renovated. it was newly built. also,
>being racist while living in scarborough
must be tough for your stupid cracker ass.
it's a pretty great library though.

>It's a kids scream while they play a minecraft clone with guns on the library computers episode.

>It's a dumb bitch brings a screaming baby to the library episode.

in the UK libraries are basically where schizophrenics go to look for job postings

never seen any books that werent recent biographies or dan brown tier

why is it so shit?
I live in a 15k suburb in italy and the local library has 50k of books, dvds, vhs, magazines ecc...also you can order books from lbiraries all over the province

who is she user

>t. nigger
I'm moving back to Saskatchewan soon
Fuck Ontario

Last time I went to the library I heard yelling and huge crashing noises and a few minutes later the police came. Some crazy idiot attacked a scruffy looking man for no reason. My dad refers to that part of town as "Ground Zero."

>mfw