Is paying for sex Veeky Forums?

Holy...

>pay for an hour
>use most of that time to talk about how your life is shit
>passionless sex
>always call the same girl
>have to have a schedule (something like once every 2 month or the first sunday of each month)

that's how you have Veeky Forums paid sex, bonus point if she falls in love with you but you don't care about her

paying for sex is so god damn beta id rather wack it

I hired a prostitute once out of curiosity. It was very ironic. I didn't even enjoy it. I pretended I did so as not to offend her, and she pretended because it's her job. There was not a single authentic aspect of the experience.

I did talk to her about Lem novels for a while. She said they were better in Polish, but that's kind of expected. AMA.

>She said they were better in Polish
Son, you got >reading translations'd in real life. That's pretty Veeky Forums.

>Son, you got >reading translations'd in real life. That's pretty Veeky Forums.

By a prostitute no less. That could actually make for an amusing scene to write about.

Personally I don't think I'd ever go to one because I'd walk out feeling even more lonely than when I went in. There is a whole charity vibe to it that would be way too depressing to ever remember fondly.

where are there hookers like OP's pic. Not America, that's for sure. I have lived all over the US and all of the hookers are either gross niggers or meth addicts that look like garbage

>Veeky Forums prostitute
How did you find her? More to the point, how can I find her?

Hookers who look like that aren't streetwalkers. You have to go to someplace like backpage in the USA.

>I didn't even enjoy it. I pretended I did so as not to offend her, and she pretended because it's her job. There was not a single authentic aspect of the experience.
What you need is to have her put her plastic penis into your electric vagina tbqh

Holden?

Are you in the UK?

To expand, I found her on adultwork by chance because she was near me. I could probably dig up my account and look up her username if you're genuinely interested.

>hookers

try looking for escorts

www.newyorker.com/magazine/1974/12/16/the-whore-of-mensa

>“Is that why you wear that mask?”

It's as Veeky Forums as heavy drinking and the occasional drug-binge. Hedonistic pleasure.

I've been with escorts before. Not a big deal. I wanted to try anal and titfucking, none of which I couldn't get elsewhere considering I wasn't looking for a relationship and "Fuck me in the ass" is not how one-night-stands usually go. It's as much of a pleasure as you make it out to be. If you go there and expect to have passionate, romantic sex, you'll be disappointed. If you go there for the bodily pleasure and nothing else, it's fun.

18 - 30. Average sex but nice conversations, former lit teacher/"hobby journalist".

a, Was she an old hag considering my age?
b, Am I Veeky Forums now?

Shut the fuck up you fucking phony

tfw fat
tfw even scared to call an escort

You probably wouldn't been disappointed anyways.

Sure, if you don't mind. At the very least it will give me something to write about.

is Veeky Forums the new Veeky Forums?

>are water bottles Veeky Forums?
>is smoking Veeky Forums?
>are mental illnesses Veeky Forums?

now it's all of those questions but replaced with Veeky Forums.

>>are water bottles Veeky Forums?
Fuck no.
>>is smoking Veeky Forums?
Yes.
>>are mental illnesses Veeky Forums?
Anorexia and depression certainly are.

Every themed board has this variant of shitpost. There's just been an influx of newfags who still find it amusing and/or don't know how to sage recently.

The one time I set something up with an escort I ended up waiting in the parking lot of some hotel for an hour trying to get her to pick up her phone so I could get the room number. Eventually I just gave up and left

Paying a hooker out of loneliness but instead of fucking her trying to convince her to give up hooking is Veeky Forums

There are a lot of Veeky Forums crossposters on this board.

Main sources of cross-contamination:

/mu/
/tv/
Veeky Forums
/int/

And of course /pol/

Guilt about hookers (but fucking them anyway) is pure Veeky Forums. Treating it like a hobby is un-Veeky Forums.

the thing is i better hookers get nerds like this every couple weeks, she goes over some dudes apt hoping he has a big dick and maybe she'll get off if he doesn't come too quick and instead it's some dippy beta who doesn't even have the balls to fuck a hooker he paid for

my Apple Watch just told me to get up and walk for one minute, but the room i rent is too small to walk more than 3 steps without hitting a wall, is this Veeky Forums

Paying for sex is rape.

They don't care. What matters to them is the money.

The things that can disqualify you (if it's not some streetwalker/rundown escort):
-Lack of hygiene
-STD
-Full bush on your dick (sometimes)

Take a long shower, trim your pubes, and you're good to go.

It's their job to make you feel like you're desirable. They will suck and ride your dick like you're the new prophet and your cum grants them happiness for all eternity. The more satisfied you are, the bigger the chance you'll go back, bringing more money.

No that's fedora.

Joyce did it all the fucking time. But for most of us the concept of love is an indescribable, ineffable beauty longed for but out of reach like a diamond in the distance, spending all your energy fapping and waiting for the day you can have a pure, virgin waifu. in Trumps america where women actually have values...

No. you're just a materialistic fuck

nah just /pol/, ill take a flannel over a cardigan any day

PHONIES GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

best post in the thread

I've had sex several times and it's extremely overrated.

Either I've been with worn-out low-hanging fruit, or pussies are simply loose as fuck and unable to compare with my hand.

Having sex with girls isn't Veeky Forums.

Masturbating is Veeky Forums, especially if you do it in public à la Diogenes.

>pure, virgin waifu.
that is false

men always blame virgin girls for bad sex. men expected a virgin girl to be a whore somehow and they always always refuse to understand that a virgin girl is just a virgin.
Very few men are good in bed, with whatever women, and even fewer men can take a virgin girl properly. The best part is that men refuse to understand that they are the bad guy in this situation.
this is how betas work. Betas love the idea of virgin, but they need whore sin bed, precisely because they need their little orgasm and become furious if they do not get it.

>They will suck and ride your dick like you're the new prophet and your cum grants them happiness for all eternity.
actually most whores are women who do not like to be whores because they hardly chose their clients and they keep the entertainment to a minimum and they are not that great at sex, but good at faking it. During the pure phase of fucking, they will fake it ofc, but most men think that they are already good in bed, when being average at best, and do not know when women fake it. THis is beneficial to women, since they do not need to do much to please men

cool 101 feminist critical theory explanation of mens views on female virginity

>Very few men are good in bed
this is pulled straight from your ass one way or another

>Betas need whores in bed

Because they can't be the dominant/guiding partner. An alpha male can "make a woman of" a virgin, but a beta needs a whore to "make a man" of him