What kind of olives do you get at the olive bar, Veeky Forums?

I can't have picholines in my house without eating the whole thing in one sitting

Thanks France

>Trader Joe's
>France

>What kind of olives do you get at the olive bar, Veeky Forums?
I'm not into open unmonitored buffet tables. I'll take a pass if they aren't prepackaged in tubs with lids in portions, or if they aren't in a glass jar.

When I buy olives, I pretty much like them all, actually. In my house I always have a jar of oil-cured ripe olives, jumbo colossal queen olives, and then something fun, from greek to castelvetrano, whatever mood I might have.

I add oil cured olives to the top of pizzas, to pastas, on top of meat, in sauces, or in a pasta or grain cold salad. I use black and queen olives in an egg salad. Mostly, I just nibble on olives before a meal, or alongside the salad course.

There is actually a store near me that sells nothing but olive oil.

Olives have the consistency of shit rolling around in my mouth.
Also as someone who used to walk around with tobacco in my lip I can tell you they taste exactly the fucking same.
If you eat olives you are eating them for the same reason people choke down sushi and that's to impress your faggot friends.

picholines are from southern france originally
you people are insufferable sometimes

Don't be mad at us just because you're a manchild without taste

And yet you blame france for your shitty version.

>Everything tastes like tobacco
Gee, I've never heard a smoker or frequent chewing tobacco user say that before.

>t. Fried my tastebuds with wintergreen Skoal

I think you misinterpreted the post, I'm thanking france for the varietal, not trader joe's
you people are insufferable sometimes

They eat olives regularly what the fuck do you expect?
They probably save their farts in little jars too.

>They probably save their farts in little jars too.
You don't?

>same reason people choke down sushi
You're supposed to chew your food

when I was an impressionable child I heard if you do that and let it ferment the jar will explode so I did and kept it in the garage for years and checked on it periodically to see if it blew up

Childhood was a weird time

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Same as you OP.

The "Sicilian" mix.

>tripfag
>his """username""" is in the tripcode

I hate what this site has turned into

I've been here since 2006, you rancid swine. Stay salty though.

Once, i saw a black kid shove his whole arm into a dish of feta stuffed olives, and some sjw feminist lady rushed over and bought like 2 pounds of it

once i saw a greek kid shove his arm into a dish of black olives

Redditors are free to stay thanks to their generals /alck/, mcchicken, go za, and the """contest""" threads.

No one believes you faggot.

>muh Veeky Forums identity

Seek help

ive seen that. my uncle saw a mexican do it

Thanks for the (you)'s.

I have too but I don't brag about it since it's a reminder that I will not accomplish anything in my life as long as the servers are running

Most Greeks and Hispanics have great hand hygiene, I don't see the big deal.

>blaming Veeky Forums
Yeah, that's not it

I get that mix with feta cheese. And I fill up with free samples.