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I have a donut and omelette almost every morning.

I fucking love cereal. sometimes I'll eat like three bowls of it and be set for the day.

i make deep-fried sweet potatoes stuffed with a mayonaise and maple syrup relish for every thanksgiving

Well that's pretty good if you can last an entire day with just 3 bowls of cereal.

I eat big bowls, though. I can't even carry the bowl to the table without making a mess so I eat it at the counter.

I'll eat a big bag of chips like twice or three times a week sometimes.

pic related is my once a week treat

I drink a slim fast with my dinner despite not being a fat slob.

why not just eat the cheese with a little salt spinkled on top?

Eat a big slice of chocolate cheescake.

Then, when its time to store the cake, cut another slice because its just too damn good.

>Thin Mints
>Caramel deLites
Fuckin' Girl Scouts

relevant

Sometimes I have dinner twice
Sometimes I even [spoiler]masturbate to gay porn[/spoiler]

because that's gross?

Absolutely degenerate, at least have the decency to fap to traps

>eat an entire loaf of banana bread in a sitting

Heavy cream in my coffee
Bacon sandwiches

I eat while I cook.
I'm not talking a small bite of some ingredient I'm using either.

>Hungry
>Make chili
>chili takes to long make hotpockets too
>Hotpockets take too long eat cheese from fridge

I used to do the same thing when getting take out. My appetite had grown to the point where one dinner wasn't going to keep me full until bedtime so I started getting two. Luckily I lost a bunch of weight and got my eating under control

I'll buy a medium 3-meat pizza from Little Caesar's, give it a spiral of sriracha drizzle, then eat the entire thing while dipping every bite into caesar dressing and drinking a 710ml Colt 45.

I do this with honey all the time, go through a bottle every 3 or 4 days

I sometimes used to love crumbling cake into cereal... The unhealthiness never ends

There was no such thing as "leftovers" when it came to this shit. Both packets or two boxes of regular, extra meat, ~3,500-4,000 calories down my gullet by sunrise the next morning between dinner and raiding the fridge.

I regret not fasting the days after, but the act itself? Totally worth it.

you single?

obviously, he's fuckin gay

Why do you ask? Are you gay too? You faggot.

Well I do eat two dinners sometimes

Does fapping to gay porn make you gay if you only do it like once a month and would never do anything gay irl? Asking for a friend

Once a month I go to Jack-in-the-Crack and get 10 tacos and four junior bacon cheeseburgers, and eat them all in one sitting.

Not a fatty, though.

I have a box in the cupboard that I'm saving expressly for this.

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Shoveled two big handfuls of mini marshmallows into my face earlier today, if that counts.

>eat regular hearty meal at home
>go out to eat with friends, eat like a Spirited Away pig and tell buddies I haven't eaten all day.
>Always order two servings of house fries

I miss Hamburger Helper
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It was too sexual.

When I'm feeling exceptionally fat and shitty, I'll make an entire box of Stovetop stuffing for myself, pour about 2 cups of gravy over it like it's cereal and milk, and just chow down.

>tfw Just had oreo cookies chocolate milk soup

i like to put half and half in my cereal with the milk, and have once or twice just drank some straight.

I sometimes eat rice crispies treats with a chocolate chip cookie on top, or I dip it in Nutella. Tastesgoodman.

Sounds fun

So do I.
It's 99% cocoa, and it's fucking awesome.
I bought a bunch of them, but I have to take them and eat them in my car when I'm driving somewhere, otherwise I'll talk myself into eating more than one.

my aunt got fatty surgery and pulls this kind of shit all the time

I used to eat puff pastry filled with (a quite large chunk of) chèvre as a semi-regular snack.

I used to regularly order late night pizza, spare ribs or kapsalon. (I still do this about once every one or two months, but this had previously been at least a weekly thing).

I order 3 bacon cheeseburgers and fries at wendy's on a near-daily basis

kek'd. gays are the lowest on the food chain.

Yea i fuck em too. Looks like all their skills went to shit when they cant fight a rapist

i started a meme diet . ive lost 14 pounds in 19 days . thank you ketosis

>ive lost 14 pounds in 19 days

How fat are you and what are you eating?
That's fucking insane

Are you me?
>dat delicious creamyness

>Two bags of cheddar broccoli pasta
>Four velveeta microwave pasta cups
>two cheesy tuna salad lunch kits
>microwave pasta with water innabowl
>throw in a half stick butter
>continue microwaving
>add in velveeta and tuna and mix it up
>crumble crackers and sprinkle on top
>
>sometimes twice a day.

I intentionally eat a fuckload of eggs and beans if I know I'm going to be going into a public place so I can detonate a proton fart and skidaddle away.

I also go into bathrooms and piss on everything, prioritizing toilet paper rolls. I will sweep between stall to stall if possible.

I also have put on some gloves and picked up a fiber turd and used it to draw on the walls because I'm a horrible fucking person

I also threw a kitten into the lake one time because it bit me.

i was 350 now im 336
i eat between 1800 to 2000 calories a day
no bread no sugary shit , keeping the carbs at less than 20 per day .im still fat as fuck but i feel the weight loss .
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