Im gonna go get a 5$ pizza in about 10 minutes. Im gonna try and eat the whole thing.
Anyone interested?
Im gonna go get a 5$ pizza in about 10 minutes. Im gonna try and eat the whole thing
squish a piece into your anus
Feed it to your dog/cat.
sure
Sure why not
Not even hard to do mate
get some of that cheesy jalapeño dip they have and their little spice blend stuff
Stream that shit
Ask for a fresh one. They won't mind.
Op here headed out
Depends. Will there be any ale?
Cancer. Stage 3 status.
We'll be waiting OP
Godspeed OP.
nothing wrong with a Li'l Ces' 'za you pussy
It begins
That looks about like the worst pizza I've ever seen. No wonder it was only $5.
>mtn explosion
Fuck that, spend an extra three and get that bbq brisket/pulled pork/bacon nightmare they're serving up three days. Smokehouse premium? I think us the name. It also has rib rub on the crust. It's different, I'll say that.
Two slices down boys
>two pieces in 5 minutes
YAMERO
Halftime. Gonna crack another mountain dew
Forgot pic
>drinks mountain explosion and not mountain dew
>still calls it mountain dew
What is his endgame?
>probably going to eat a whole pizza in less than 25 minutes
Post your hand OP. Lets see those sausages you call fingers.
Op here ....im not sure if im gonna be able to do this guys
>no jalapeño sauce
>not even a marinara cup
you're a braver man than i
>OP doesn't believe he can finish an easy $5.00 pizza
What did you eat for lunch today OP?
Yeah. Little Caesar's is $5 worth of pizza. You get what you pay for.
>mountain dew
The real thing is bad enough, but drinking that poor fag swill should be grounds for being put to death.
Not op but I ate $24 of taco bell yesterday and I only weigh 140lbs
rate me
Im throwing in the towel gentlemen......im just not meant to be a fatass
>clover velley
The fact that you get your nasty ass store brand soda from the Dollar General of all places is 100x worse.
should've bought the McChicken OP
>throwing your grand achievement away with only 1 piece left
I lost a hero today
WTF? If you hadn't downed the sugerwater you'd finished that pie.
>140 lbs
same (well technically 141.6 lbs today)
How tall are you?
Im sorry man...my 150lb frame just cannot take another slice
You're probably 155 lbs now you fucking lardass
>Not assuming OP is a chicken tensor manlet
5'8" manlet, but I'm pretty slender. will kill myself when my metabolism eventually gives out and I bloat up, but I'm 23 now so I probably have another couple years at least
Made me laugh
Oh. I'm really tall (5'10.5) and consider myself to be pretty fat at that weight. It might be all in my head, though. Years of suffering from an eating disorder does shit like that to you.
Wooowowwowow that pizza sure looks like it swings . It's a great deal at just 5 buckaroos and it's great for for the kids. What do u rate it op?
>5'10"
>really tall
lol, but nah you're alright assuming you're at least in decent shape. % body fat is what matters most
It wasnt the freshest one ive ever bought.
6.9/10
Should of ate it like it was a burito. Roll it up into a cigar and eat it bite by bite. Finished it yet btw?
He's pretending not to be poor
youre an absolute madman OP
Damn dude I couldn't even do this stoned in highschool how'd you get that far
not OP and not fat but i have put away whole little caesars deep dish pies before. shit's about 3200 calories
>eating pizza and mountain Jew alone in your car and taking photos to show to anonymous strangers on the internet
really timmies my turner
I couldn't do a deep dish in one sitting and I consider myself to be a seriously big eater. So I'll call your bluff, liar.
>Tuning in
Hnnnnnnnng