Just gonna grab a few fries real quick bro

Would murder in cold blood

>not homemade
>precooked

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did he died?

Fatasses (aka 98% of the country) will steal your food if you leave it unattended for any period of time.

Made me learn right quick to never leave a scrap around tubby for more than 5 min.

it's called "chip tax". if someone gets chips (fries if you're a yank) then everyone nearby is allowed to take a chip. just one though.

if you take 2 chips you better be a good close friend or i'll be sending a tax return upside your face.

Whats the problem exactly?

>ordering burgers for everyone at work
>"just burgers anons, none of us want fries, the burgers are big enough"
>everyone eats my fries
Kill yourself you useless trash.

Shut up beta.

Shut up delta

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not even mad. I don't eat fried garbage anymore.

that is the holy grail of tendies

Why do you eat raw garbage, user?

Lacking the manners to ask the person with the food if you can have a few chips. See it a lot among my generation since they were raised by television rather than actual parents, mostly. You don't tend to see it among working class people so much on that note.

They should ask permission first.

And I don't care if it's a dude or a chick, it's especially galling when a chick does it.

You're not being cute and quirky, you're being a rude bitch.

>don't mind me user, just pirating these fries

>not telling them too fucking bad

Theyre lucky if they get the scraps if i somehow get full

Let me get a quick bite of that bro.

I will kill you and your entire family, normie scum

>let me get a swig of that bro

Its a meme you dip

>just gonna grab a slice and your bike

Yes

This is why we revolutioned you

My mom does this to my brother. I've learned not to sit next to her.

Women do this shit the most
>teehee oh I'm not that hungry
>oh? Well I guess I'll have a few
It's even worse when it's your mom though because you can't say no the same way

We called this 'taking chipsies' and would steal chips from all the younger students. You could almost get a full portion.

>your turns over, hand me the controller bro

>user, dindins

Fuck that id still ram my tongue down her throat/asshole.

I take 6-8 of them every time because I'm a true alpha male.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

:(

Just gonna grab a quick bite from your McChicken

>that feel when have a shitty appetite and offer some of my food to people

>tfw I eat everything in sight when possible
>only weigh 120 pounds

>tfw your metabolism suddenly and catastrophically craps out

>oh man I had a happy meal and half a bar of chocolate I eat everything and can't gain weight, I must have a crazy metabolism

I'm too sedentary for that.

meme

Nah it's usually something along the lines of the popcorn+tendies box from KFC, a side of potato wedges, and a large drink

go ahead, i wasnt going to eat it all anyways

But it's your favorite fast food sandwich

i wouldnt say favorite, the nearest chik fil a is an hour away but going there is a luxury

OVER

THE

LINE

>live in Europe
>even fries have a fucking tax

I do this to my brothers because fuck 'em they can share. They do it back.

Never with anyone outside the family, though.