What's the proper way to eat live grubs and other such insects?

What's the proper way to eat live grubs and other such insects?
Do you remove the head, then pop in the body and quickly chew it up to minimize movement?
Or are you supposed to leave the head on and eat it whole?

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doesnt matter which end goes in first, they wont bite most of the time

Eat it whole.

What sauces compliment their natural taste the BEST?

Mustard, relish and sport peppers, but never EVER ketchup.

The only way to eat grubs is medium rare but real men know to eat it rare. Real nords eat it alive because we're beyond your low tier status.

Chewing is for cows, you just huff it like a whale to plankton.

We moved out of the forests and wilderness and ate cows and developed modern food producing techniques so we don't have to deal with this shit. If you want to eat shit like this move to Africa of China where they need to eat this stuff.

>we don't have to deal with this shit

They come right out of the ground when you do yard work. Why NOT use them?

>America
>Diabetes nation
>Fattest country in the world is America
I think you should reconsider your diet burger.

Because I'm not a disgusting third world savage who eats whatever he finds on/in the ground.

I think you should reconsider your life and end it.

if presented a vagina or asshole, would it make itself home?

>He unironically enjoys relish
You disgust every single fiber of my being

DISGUSTING
I WANT IT DEAD AND BURRIED IN HELL

First thing I thought of when I saw this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=HqREvb2VTjw

Now where do vegetables come from...?

>be American
>eat tasty shit
>get beetus
>die at 78

>be third world groid
>eat bugs and literal shit
>die at 25

I'll take the diabetes.

Thats a big grub

Kwa yako

From the supermarket.

For you

You're thinking Mexico

That thing gives me King Kong flashbacks.

Wash them, gut them, put them on the barbie.

Dude just level it up, it's not gonna take long. Just run around in the grass and get it up to Lv.14 and it will evolve. Then you'll have a larger meal to feast on.

FUCKING DELET

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>gut them

Idk how people can just eat without gutting em. Im not grossed out due to eating bugs im grossed out by the thought of eating the contents of their digestive tract.

How do you gut bugs? Where's the meat?

>gut them
Far too much prep work for too little food, like cooking rats

I'd just blend them with milk for added protein, I imagine chitin counts as chondrotin or some other useless crap that is supposed to help joints.

that's a big grub

I wanted to kiss timone when I was a kid

Good tastes user

For a sick degenerate furry

For you

That looks stangely tasty. I bet it'd be pretty good roasted.

The Grylls way?

You don't eat them, they are a decomposer let them do their job, we have so much things to eat yet people still want more, people eating seaweed and harvesting it piss me off as well like fuck leave it for the fish, this will only lead to disaster.

Deep-fry whole.

Since they're just a big blob of fat, that would be like deep frying chunks of fatback or butter, both well known southern white trash fair foods.

Never. I'd only maybe try one if it was good and burned/dead
>they wont bite most of the time

If they do bite it just improves the flavor. Think about it, you're eating something which has eaten part of you on the way down. Some would consider that a delicacy.

The only good bug is a dead bug.

what the fuck

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!

Aren't they mostly protein?

At that point, why not just eat parts of yourself and cut out the middleman

I chew my fingertips if that counts. They have a delicate, salty taste

>What sauce is the BEST?

I hate that the one Simba ate legit looks like the greatest gummy candy ever made.

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Chinks eat more Oink Oinks per capita than Burgerinos do you fucking retard. Chinese are not starving just because theyre not all obese

What did he mean by this?

Imagine biting one in half and feeling the guts ooze out while the part woth the head writhes around

Why not just fry it?

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Anthrax also comes from the ground, you wouldn't just go and start sprinkling it on your spaghetti.

we don't have the enzymes to digest chitin, it just passes right through into your poop like cellulose, except grosser because there's bug shells in your shit now

i think he meant that chinese people eat more pork than americans, and in trying to make it sound racist to be an edgy Veeky Forums user, he messed up and made himself out for a fool

they eat poopy earth and roots if they are lucky.
no way this tastes good.

I thought they were living in and eating wood and that's why they are edible

Do Australians really eat this?

Underrated post

Larvae are also nice
Like wasp larvae

bump for interest, insect cuisine is fascinating for me

take it over to /b/ and stick up your asian grill poontang

Idk im sure theres a way to remove or at least purge the digestive tract. Never eaten bugs so i wouldnt know