Post 'end of life' quotes and 'last words'

Post 'end of life' quotes and 'last words'

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'O, I am slain!'

"Tell.. my... neighbor's cat's concubine's father's owner...that I love him"

"Oh noes, the sharp pfangs of death hath throed me overt boart, I am butt a guppy, at the cruel whims of a deadly shart attack"

"What are you going to do? Stab me?"

"LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!!!!111!!!1!!"

"LMAO 4pl8 LIFT"

>Post 'end of life' quotes and 'last words'
"It did not have to end like thi"

"It's perfectly safe, don't be such a coward, see?
I can even jump up and down on it!"

Like a dog.

"Don't fiddle with that button dearest, it will turn off my ventilator."

"He's right. I have no discernible talent."

"Fuck"

Upvote.

How dense they were.

well memed friend

Apology of Socrates.txt
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they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist

Kafki :3

When I first read Hamlet in high school, I misread this line as 'O, I am slam'

>Do not mourn; rejoice, for I am free.

>Either those curtains go, or I do

Genuinely the most perfect way to end it.

>Apology

COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

My dear wife, I fucked all of your sisters and your mom. Your cooking sucks. Out.

czekm

Palindrome death

last words are for those who have not said enough

how would you know if youve never died??
fukn REKT

How is like a banker?
They're both off by 6.

>a quiet, minimalist production of Hamlet in full wherein three random lines are switched for each other, five lines replaced with new ones of equivalent meaning, and this replaces Polonius's death utterance

"We owe a cock to Asclepius"

His last words in the Apology would have been great, had they been his actual last words. But I can't be upset about it because Phaidon is GOAT

>Sweep me up!

-Kierkegaard's last words, allegedly

"Whoremongering presents its own challenges."

Before the execution of James French via electrocution: "How's this for a headline: French Fries".

Banter.

Drink drink. Fan fan. Rub rub -
Napoleon Bonaparte

No, not quite.

YEAH AHHH BUDDY

>Then he drew forth his sword, and said: 'Hail Gurthang, iron of death, you alone now remain!
>But what lord or loyalty do you know, save the hand that wields you?
>From no blood will you shrink.
>Will you take Turin Turambar?
>Will you slay me swiftly?'

>And from the blade rang a cold voice in answer:
>'Yes, I will drink your blood, that I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and the blood of Brandir slain unjustly.
>I will slay you swiftly.'

>Then Turin set the hilts upon the ground, and cast himself upon the point of Gurthang, and the black blade took his life.

Turin had a hard life.

nuthn but a peanut

"I was wrong."

His last words are in the Phaedo.

Father...is it over?

This is good, isn't it?

lol

btw does anyone have the harold bloom interview where he talks about the poem that will be on his heart while he dies? its about looking out towards all the places youve been but cant go again

>I know, mammy, I know

SCOOBY PLS

The time has come for a younger generation to rise. I've been wandering for more than a century and now my journey comes to a close. What a splendid way to end it all. I have no regrets...
I can return to the forest at last.

COME ON AND
>O, I am slain

WELCOME TO THE JAM

"You are no son of mine"

I AM THE BLACKSTAR

>The horror! The horror!
What was he referring to by this?

The horror.

"I die staying true to what I believe in!"
"And for that, you die stupid."

Become suicide.

Ezekiel 25:17

>I'm so deep because I'm reflecting on something finishing.

France, l'armée, tête d'armée, Joséphine

Not a film star?
Not a pop star?
Not a marvel star?