You have five seconds to tell me why you don't eat Greek yogurt

You have five seconds to tell me why you don't eat Greek yogurt.

When I quit drinking milk, my skin cleared up and I lost 60 lbs, just enough to get into crossplay.

Why would I eat the lactose jew?

why would i? you can hardly find yogurt that isnt low-fat, watery sludge, and they always have so much sugar that its not worth any of the health benefits imo.

that being said, i do love some decent yogurt mixed with strawberry jam. yum

Regular yogurt taste better and isn't a chore to eat

Uh...what the fuck are you talking about? Greek yogurt is thick as fuck and your local market carries full fat and low sugar options unless you live in bumfuck nowhere.

>crossplay
Here we fuckin go

I don't snack like a lardass.

You have five seconds to tell me why you do eat Greek yogurt.

Who the fuck eats plain yogurt for a snack?

I use it to make protein smoothies after work outs.

why is his outfit made of balloons

I eat plain Greek yogurt every weekday for lunch, it's good and filling.

Because, like all things greek, it tastes like assholes.

Also why the bleeding fuck is it so hard to find straight, non-greek, lemon yogurt anymore? I've resorted to buying plain and making lemon curd to mix into it.

because the process of making greek yogurt creates a TON of pollution-sludge. no thanks

tastes like bile to me, is something wrong with my palate or is it just the acidity?

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why is Veeky Forums such a faggoty board?

But I do. Shit is lit.

>Who the fuck eats plain yogurt for a snack?
I do.

140lbs/6'3.

First off Chobani is shit tier greek yogurt. Fage reigns supreme. Second off - make your own with a sous vide. It's easy, cheap and fucking delicious.

Killing a 500 tub with some honey, bananas, shaved unsweetened coconut and walnuts.

Probably the closest thing to healthy I've eaten in a while.

I eat it daily but I care about my fitness and am not a fatass

Because dairy is poison
Also because it's too expensive compared to other yogurts