Veeky Forums I don't know what to do with this, but it seems important to share as part of clearing a creative block...

Veeky Forums I don't know what to do with this, but it seems important to share as part of clearing a creative block. The context of this work will become clear as you read it.

OKC LVL I

April 2012

1. Julie – met at Angelinas Café, but it was closed, so we went somewhere else to eat. She immediately said how nervous she was, and ordered drinks to relax. Later that first date she invited me over, but informed me she was on her period, just so I wouldn't be surprised. She gave me at least 2 blowjobs, so that set a good precedent. Repeat encounters.

2. Quebecer Jewish girl. We met at Angelinas Café for outdoor food. She talked about her hip connections, and made bad jokes. She left, and we never attempted to contact each other.

3. Nanika – met at Angelinas, but it was closed and we went somewhere else. Then we went somewhere else again, and ended up talking the whole night. It ended with hug that promised more. Met again, quintuple orgasm within a single evening session.

4. Lilia from Switzerland – Met at The Drink in Wburg. Talked on the patio about a variety. Texts ended abruptly. She talked about Switzerland and her 4+ languages. Did not meet again.

5. Bridget from Michigan – Met in LES and ate sandwiches from Russ and Daughters before going to 5 Pointz. Had a great time, and talked about famillar things from home. Got off to a late start, and had to meet 2nd girl of the day. Made loose plans, but never met again.

6. Jewelry Girl with Belly – Was running an hour late due to previous booking, immediately noticed the back-thigh cellulite on here questionable dress type. Belly prominent, but had nice tits and eyes. Later texts revealed that she didn't think we had chemistry (!), and that was that.

7. KT – Hip girl with Counting Crows (!) lyric tattoos on both wrists. We walked by the East Rier, and the date seemed to go well, but she never returned my texts. I couldn't tell if she was fat. Did not see again.

8. emily lowercase – Native New Yorker Philosopher-Poet Jew. We discussed and listened to music on my bed, and she drank Dr. Pepper and smoked on the roof. I had her breasts in my mouth the first night, and that set a good precedent. Repeat encounters.

9. Charismatic Costume Girl – We met at The Drink, and then relocated to a Mexican Seafood restaurant. We talked about costume and fashion and she had a voice that was melodic and articulate. I also noticed that her ass bordered on spectacular. We shared a single hug, and then she disappeared.

10. Lisa – We met at Union Square for a movie. I noticed immediately that she was built for the type of high-quality sexual performance that is rare and valuable. By the end of the movie, our hands were intertwined, and I could not help but squeeze her thick thighs. Repeat encounters, high quality sex, and then she went back to Toronto.

11. Erika Barnette – We met at Home Sweet Home in LES, and before long we were discussing the furthest reaches of reality manifestation, life, karma, positivity, and the power of reality transformation. We walked randomly around the city, and exchanged a few days worth of emails. Two dates.

12. Sherri Grand Army Plaza – Half Korean Half Black girl with a southern accent. We met at Grand Army Plaza and then rode bikes around that park in Brooklyn. Talked about random things and saw African drum circle in the park. Did not see again.

13. Chantal Ludlow Fitness – Taiwanese girl. Dinner topics fast forwarded to those reserved for about 20 dates in. Ended up back at her place and had some minor making out. Ran into at gym. Strange teeth and mannish face. Cross paths with at the gym on occasion. No chemistry.
14. Kelsey Greenpoint Small – Small cute blond with a substantial nose and gnarly toes. We walked around Brooklyn and went to an art fair. We ended up at a bar, and then discussed going to a rave. We ended up at my place and made out all night instead. She later revealed that there would be no sex until four dates. Later revised to 3. Lost touch before the election.

15. Whitney 6 Foot Crossfit girl - Interesting dinner conversation at Chimu Peruvian restaurant turned rather sexual. She would be a lot of women to handle, physically. She deadlifts more than I presently do, and suggested that I meet her for a follow up drink. We met again, and I found her a little patronizing.

16. Hannah Greenpoint – Announced her arrival with a loud gum snap. Within 5 minutes I was thoroughly annoyed, despite promising breasts, and a good height. We opted not to order food and ended abruptly.

17. Jamila Union Square – Taller, thick African girl. We drank smoothies at Union Square, and then went to eat at Chat n' Chew. We talked about lots of things, before the conversation turned sexual, and then I had to go to a movie. Did not see again.

18. Vanessa Green Point – Taller artist. We met for dumplings, and then went to organic something or other. Rode out the hurricane together in my bed. Very gradual sex that got quite hot toward the end. Would see again. Recurring.

18.5 Crazy girl from ATL with good pussy shots and a self-described love of sucking dick. Meeting imploded during phone conversation leading up to first meeting. She was suspicious and demanding from the first words, suggesting an extreme craziness. Did not actually meet.

19. Jordan, Google Girl with attractive features, and interesting style choices. She was from Bloomfield Hills and I think I liked her, but she disappeared.

20. A Busty Makeup Girl with the ankle injury. Had fun nail polish, huge polished tits, and probably a well groomed pussy. We talked about meeting again for a movie.

21. Ali, a self-identified JAP with a (snow)boarding school background. She has horsey teeth, good hips, and what I suspect is a firm, tight body. Exposed a patch of smooth neck skin for a suggestive moment. Would see again. Did not.

22. Katie Guest List – Short, outgoing girl with glasses and a stream of back stage music press events. "Welcome. How much free vodka would you like standing in the DJ both at a popular, sold out NY nightclub?" Were naked in bed together the first night we met, although no sex occurred. Winner, best First Date of 2012 Award. Saw once more.

23.Dominique – Tall, polyracial girl with "Westchester values," and a heavy job dealing with addiction. Don't know what to make of her. Did not see again.

24. Bo Valeria – Petite, Blond Serbian, newly arrived to the US and struggling to find work. Aging well, and works 1900 to 2300 M – SA, leaving a small window on SA and all day SU to see. Have seen 3 times for sharp banter, her venting about challenges. In discussion. Kissed on third date.

25. Katherine Wild Eyes – Sharp wit, custom banister sales. Speaks with a casual slyness that makes you feel like you and she are in on it, whatever it is. Met for food, and then met again for Drink and Draw. She brought a bottle wine which we drank from repurposed PBR cans. Created 2 drawings each. Hers won through a Facebook voteoff. One open mouth Kiss.

26. Hilary Trains – Atheistic, strong-limbed personal trainer with a beautiful face and womanly breasts and hips. Discussed quality physical training programs, and the dangers of broscience. Met again for an extended, multi-orgasm encounter. Ongoing.

27. Sheree 2. 33-year-old bougey Park Slope Lawyer in bland, middle-American attire. Short hair, and despite her academic and state credentials, seems to not have too many topics of conversation. She may cruising for random white guys. Some open mouth kissing.

Concluded March 2013

Interactive Internet Game, Level 2

May 2013
1. Sarah Lips – Jewish three-time divorcee with a great apartment in NoHo. She asked compelling questions, and talked about her socially isolated high-school experience. Thin, with good hips, and a rather striking face. Heavily made up. One closed-mouth kiss at parting. Would see again. 14/18
1B. We met again, and was greeted by Lauren, her annoying, if well-bootied friend, and accompanying Dude-de-jour. Sarah was in an expensive, patterned frock. 3 orgasms, 2 in her hot mouth.

2. Alysha Tanning – Estonian girl with beautiful eyes and perfect tan skin. Emotional connection difficult, as with most Eastern Europeans. Walked around the city, and then we caught our separate trains. I was rather high. Would meet again. 16/18
2B. Some months later, we met at a Mobb Deep show, with several opening acts of widely varying ability. It was nearly impossible to understand her, with the shitty mic system, and her British-Estonian accent. She got drunk and disappeared into the crowd. Not a highlight of an otherwise great evening with some real Hip Hop.

3. Christina Canada – Multilingual actress and screenwriter. Pronounced facial features. We started at an ironically shitty LES bar, and then a pretty good Diner. Good conversation, no physical attraction. Some attempts at French Kissing. 10/18

4. Laura Moroony – Busty, brassy woman who invited me to a Man, of Portugal show. Her friends were all ugly, and she reminded me of a Pig in Lipstick. Fun night, no attraction. 9/18

5. Dr. Laura Field – Doctor of Literature at a New Jersey College. Yoga instructor. Strong chemistry and made out the first night.
5b. Saw again for ultra intense 4x attraction. 15/18

June 2013
6. Ariel Food – Jewish chef with a taste for rare burger and shrimp. Cool to talk to, zero physical attraction. Possibly meet again, purely just to hang. 9/18
6B. We met again, and had an amazing time, talking, relaxing, and exchanging stories that were interesting and meaningful. We experimented with physical connectivity, and I could not bring myself to kiss her. I almost did not see her as female. Still great date, overall.

7. Alisha Teeth –Mildly nervous yet humorous and personable, like a real estate agent. Professionally, she seemed to negotiate large sums of real estate money, so it was an accurate assessment. We went to Freeman's, a bar hidden at the end of the only true alley in Chinatown. Unmarked, private doors everywhere. Clit ring, 2 skilled handjobs, and some talk of BDSM. 10/18

8. Gina Brassy Waitress – Bore an uncanny resemblance to what Laura might have looked like if she never dreamt of leaving her incestuous rustbelt farmtown. Firm limbs, trained (at a very late age) in dance, some sun damage. We hugged, but it could never feel right. 11/18

9. Rachel 1/2 French – We met at DUMBO, and had a pretty good repoire. We downed beers and at pizza. I confirmed my suspicions that she might have a superhuman booty when we kissed, and I allowed it to graze my arms. Plan to see again. 10/18 (16/18).
9.b. We met again for rooftop sunbathing. She told me that in the ensuing few evenings, she had rekindled with an old flame. We the proceeded to make out. She jerked me off, and I came on her back, feasting on the full glory of her magnificent ass. Relaxed grooming distracted, but the jiggle, firmness, shape, and proportion of her ass ready for the elite.

10. Ehrin Blond. Sturdy, feminine body, and talked about her job. We also discussed gun laws, and justifications for the infringement of privacy. We hugged, but little came of it. I had always read her name as "Eh," pause "rin." With that much excitement. Would see again. 14/18 face. Body obscured.

11. Sarah 6'1". Large, unattractive mess with an ancient, very depleted ferret. The ermine teetered on the brink of physical collapse and metaphysical cessation. We napped in the sun, and said very little. Thoth was performing, and I ended over 2 months worth of planning to meet a ferret at the end of its days. 8/18

12. Dicie. 40 Year old poly, only child, wealthy background. Talked about boarding school, college, her punk rock sister's heroin suicide at age 26. She Looked 40. Cute makeup, sound dress and ability to accessorize. Small B Cup, Huge ass, some flab. Little physical attraction. 10/18

July 2013
13. Lauren Konrad. Baby faced hood bitch with a great ass and small Laura-like breasts. Saw some solid trap house, went to the after-after party, and made out under the scrutiny and supervision of Konrad, CC, and Dave. Serious making out. 14/18
13b. We met again, and ate dinner at her place. The vibe was slightly less fun, and we looked at art books, and had average sex twice. I watched her change clothes for a solid 30 minutes. Did not proceed beyond date 2.

14. Alex Cash Adventure. Six one strong jawed Maine woman who had lived in Panama, London, and several African nations. Deals with mineral rights. Natural chemistry, long, passionate kiss goodbye. Would See again. 11/18, exceptionally tall.
14B. Ate pizza on the roof, talked and made out. 2nd+ Base making out of Futon. She warned me that she was going to leave shortly, 30 minutes prior to actually departing. Seemed positive. Strong attraction.
14C. Met at her place, made out, and attempted sex with ill-fitting condom. Thrusting without cumming.
14D. Met at my place. Proper sized condom, 2 orgasms. Hot and fun, lots of limb to manage. Seeing again.

15. Sasha Pomeranian. Large, with an ill-defined waistline, and a bang line that was a little Met late at night and chatted on the roof. Prepared and ate tortilla egg and cheese while talking about sexual deviations. It was mostly a formality by that point, and it was understood that we wouldn't be seeing each other again. 10/18

September 2013
16. Robyn Rican. Cartoonish blond with huge tits and ass. Walked around Dumbo and made out in Williamsburg. Talked about various topics until it was decided that sex was an inevitability. 12/18
16B. Shared a bottle of French Cherlot and made out. Removed clothing, and we ended her 2.5 year sexual hiatus. Strong body that needs to be guided lest she injure my dick.

17. Amy Dancing. Conventionally beautiful brunette dancer. Met at random bar for cheese and wine. Conversational, very attractive. Parted with a solid hug. Made plans to see again, rescheduled twice. Did not see again. 15/18

October 2013
18A. Tres Cray. Slightly malnourished Italian girl with sexy tattoos on a firm body. Met and seemed to hit it off pretty well. 12/18
18B. Met at the NYC Comic Con. Had fun, and made out extensively. She sucked my dick in the park while I fignered here. She sent a crazy text when I didn't text her back on Sunday. Planned to see again.
18C. Met at a local bar, and came back to my place. Started to watch Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, and segued into some really hot sex. Immediately after she demanded a towel. Had sex again. Immediately after that, she demanded I wipe her down, killing my buzz. The situation deteriorated, and she convinced me that she should leave. There were no limits to the craziness of her texts.

19. Generic Brooklyn Art Girl who Rides a Bicycle and Doesn't Wear Make-Up. Minimal attraction. 10/18

November 2013

20. Gala Ukraine Banker. Into cool music, knows tons of people. Irregular facial features, heel injury. Good conversation, No real attraction. 11/18

Shall I continue? Is this of any entertainment to value to Veeky Forums?

no, it's boring shit. go away pls.

I kinda like it
Not sure where it's going though

It's a document of generally pointless dates. It doesn't really go anywhere, since it's based on real life, and isn't structured as a narrative.

21. Alopecia Lisa : Cute, ball-headed Jew, with huge breasts, and a somewhat curt manner. After missing a connection at a coffee shop, met up and had a fun afternoon conversation. Planned to meet again. 14/18, without hair.
21B. Met again, and walked around Flushing. Agreed to meet on Friday.
21C. Mexican food, and watched Netflix. Made out, and discovered her spectacular breasts, creamy skin, and tight thin body. 2 orgasms.

22. Samara. Charismatic Actor/Singer/Dancer getting out of a 14 year marriage. Has 8 year old son. Incredible chemistry, witty banter, beautiful. Plan to meet again. 16/18
22B. Met again for pizza and hot blowjobs followed by high level sex. Fucked and talked until 11pm when escorted her back to the subway. It was like a dream. Best first and 2nd date 2013. Finale level 2.

Continued January 2014

OCK LVL III

January 2014

1. Sundance Film Festival. Moderately attractive Jewess with huge bushy curls and shapely hips. We discussed seeing each other again after the festival. Interesting stories, fun conversation. 11/18.

2. Ella Dream: Met at a cafe, along with baby Ray. Ray cried and ran and screamed most of the walk. The electricity and interchange was fun, near ideal body type. 16/18
2B. Saw 12 years a Slave and felt the first delicious softness of the inner thigh.
2C. Boiled fresh lobsters and ate garlic bread. Met the roommate, interacted with Ray. Massaged her delicious pillowy ass for most of the evening.
2D. Met at Transit Museum. Returned to 2-bedroom mid-century apartment to put Ray to bed, made out in her bed. Ray occasionally needed attention.
2E. Met for Dinner and walked back to the J train. Returned to my apartment for product review and banter on bed. Making out leads to full, slippery penetration, frontal spray.

February 2014

3. Megan 7 year old. Thin, former restaurant worker, transitioning to fashion buying. Shared ample wine and an enthusiastic hug. She awkwardly departed, and then suggested she wanted me to come over. 12/18
4. Kadine Panama. Thick Panamanian woman. Emigrated with parents after the US Invasion. Outwardly easy going, down to do whatever. Dreadlocks, casual attire. Video artist writer type.
4B. Met and she showed me Turquoise Jeep. Otherwise realized there wasn't much chemistry.
March 2014

5. Marissa DD. Petite Jew with severe nerdism. Corny jokes, flat shoes, enormous tits. Liberal feminist who needs to be fucked hard by a large man.
5B. Sunday afternoon in Queens, ended in her place, naked, and with an honest attempt at condom Sex that yielded no results. Ambiguous attraction.

I am a few years older than you Op and I have only had sex 3 times and 1 of them didnt really count :^/

>1 of them didnt really count
What did he mean by this?

OCK LVL IV

June 2015

1. Patti One Year Later. Curly haired, great hips, cute height, interesting glasses. Talked comfortably for 3.5 hours. Drove me and the bike home where we parked and made out as the rain pattered on the roof. Would see again. 15/18
1B. Afternoon bike ride, lounge in the park. Discussed former cocaine addiction, skiing, being sober, and dying roots. Coasted down a sunny wooded lane with other Brooklyn bicyclists and sat in the grass. Made Plans to eat ice cream together.
1C. Met at Brooklyn Bridge Park after some delay, ate salads in an outdoor tables and it felt like a tropical getaway where crowded ferries cruised pass.
1D. Met at apartment for home-cooked fish and ice cream selection. Watched Gone Girl and made out until the late evening.

2. Karoline Austria. Kooky Austrian, limp hair, red boots from the 80s. From a small town in the flat part of Austria. Made mediocre drawings, followed by vaguely paranormal themed conversation in cute accent. 11/18

3. Zoe LES. Native new yorker, ambiguous ethnicity, white striped shirt, high waisted jeans. Strong connection, intoxicant free, multi-faceted conversation. Tight, obscured body pressed close during parting kiss. Would see again. 14/18
3B. After work coffee and grilled cheese at a small shop near the Myrtle and Broadway stop. Made out on stoop for a bit before she was whisked away by an Uber. Made plans to make out on roof.
3C. Met for cheese and crackers, fruit, and making out which led to okay sex. Used 3 condoms before giving up. Will attempt again.
3D. Watched The Wolfpack and returned to apartment for evening of okay sex. Went through 2 condoms.

4. Jessica Costumes. Texas professional costume shop manager. Into drinking, Broadway and her relationship with Arlo, a photogenic Boston Terrier. Annoying voice, disingenuous enthusiasm, large creamy jugs obscured by personality. 12/18
4B. Met again for running at the Williamsburg bridge. Kept a very reasonable pace, and discussed running. Confirmed no redeeming sexual attraction, despite numerous shared interests.

5. Leah Tiny. Literary Phd. candidate and aspiring extreme athlete. Discussed the intricacies of Fury Road, obscure authors, fringe economic philosophies, and Francophile grandmother. Nubile, former gymnast, 4'11, 95#. Would see again. 15/18
5B. Met at Drink N Draw and did life drawing of a lovely redhead with pink skin and a freshly waxed vagina. Wandered the streets of Bushwick's warehouse ditrict, and made out in a park at night.
5C. Met at Times Square movie theater and we watched Fury Road for the 2nd time. I squeezed her tight, petite thighs and hips, and she pressed close. Walked and discussed socialism, the decline of the French Empire, and lemming rage.
5D. Met at coffee shop and I ordered a grilled cheese. Ended up at my place and made out on futon until going to bed. NC-17 making out, but refrained from sex due to period.
5E. Met for afternoon reading and editing. Watched Spartacus S01E01 and made out on bed before hot condom sex to orgasm. Mentioned that sex was sort of hentai like due to size difference.

5. Lia Isreal. Striking Swiss-Isreali with high, pert breasts, blue eyes, shapely hips. Met at Columbus Circle and discussed movie production and serving with the IDF as an air controller during the War with Lebanon. Would see again. 15/18

6. Jerusha Cranbrook. 6 foot with odd teeth, tiny breasts, and promising hips. Discussed mediocre accounting work, jewelry making, and living in Michigan. She was in 14 year relationship. 10/18

AUGUST 2015
7. Jennifer Edits. 44 year old ex-burner (1997-1999). Works at dying print publisher. 5'8", soft, shapely body, child free living. Hot making out. 14/18
7B. Met on Eastern Parkway and biked to Fort Tilden beach in the hottest part of the day. Made out at the beach and in the ocean. Deep thrusting condom sex.

8. Toya Bland. Black, glasses. Department of Education worker, terrible office politics. 5'4", curvacious, attraction during a parting kiss. 10/18

9. Amanda Fit. Met for an evening of drawing and jokes. Guns fully loaded, lifelong athlete, in loose tie dye jumper. Shared two short hugs. Laughed a lot. Would see again. 14/18

SEPTEMBER 2015
10. Irene Vintage. Hard drinking, sexy hips, from the 1920's. Discussed gentlemanlyness, casual attitudes about sex, and then went to a cool jazz club. Much glorious thigh squeezing. 14/18
10B. Watched Irene perform as Pandora Burlesk, a fan dancer. Creamy skins, hips from beyond, ate at Remedy diner with 2 friends and made plans to see each other again. Bitey kisses, reasonable attraction.

11. Kayla Stewardess. Texas raised one-time aspiring interior decorator. Torn jeans at knees, pointy, southern eye placement. Discussed professional training process of training and the lack of good NY Mexican food. Lacked spark. 14/18

12. Erika Detroit. Motor City native, Wayne State Alumni. Drank Scotch and Cherry Juice. Talked about fashion for a bit, showed me her bootleg website, and we walked down to the merry go round. Made out with her full, sensual lips. 14/18

13. Nicole Shark Shirt. Curvaceous waitress from Indianapolis. Easy laughs at Wednesday drawing. Ate at the tortilleria, drew, talked and held hands in the park. Made out at the Subway stop. Full lips, physical attraction. 14/18
13B. Met for Nachos which weren't that good. Made out in Washington square park before coming back to The Beardmore. 4 deep penetrating orgasms until bodily exhausted. Winner, Hottest 2nd Date of 2015.
13C. Met after hour delay at Diner. Went to see Crimson Peaks. Mild hand touching. Felt tired, and crashed. Passionless orgasm across shapely hips on a morning. There many not be a fourth date.

October 2015

14. Yessica J Train. 25 year old Dominican college student. Tight body, cute face, amazing lips. Met for grilled cheese and shared extended parting kiss. would see again. 15/18
14B. Met for an evening of war films, ended up watching Full Metal Jacket, extended NC-17 making out. Thorough preview of carmel skin, shapely hips, pert breasts with nipples that like to be pinched and tugged.
14C. After 2 week delay, met to finish Full Metal Jacket, ate popcorn, and smoked. Proceeded to get comfy, remove each other's clothing, and consummate the hottest new sex of 2015. Powerful load sprayed across back, second on stomach. Winner, hottest 3rd Date of 2015
14D. Met for last minute screening of Red Lipstick. Held hands and kissed a bit before she abruptly dipped out. Made plans to see each other again.

15. Keva Psych. Cute Flatbush native. Nice skin, cute natural hair. Ate Indian Food and walked the night streets of BedStuy while she walked my bike. Had some nice holding, but no kissing. 14/18

November 2015

16. Janda Tats. Stock Shadowrun Decker/tattoo Artist. Military brat, blond wide mohawk, multiple facial piercings, feminine if somewhat sedentary body. Numerous tattoos of varying quality and completion. Enjoyed fun conversation while drawing. Is she too similar to e? 10/18

16B. Met with David, Sue, e, Connor, and Unnamed Drunkard on the sofa to review Morton's List Friday the 13th, prior to playing. Into a description of Quest examples, Conner publicly refutes that the nasty, vile strippers of Hot Tamales could be nasty and vile at all. He was banned from playing, and we rolled Pandora's Box, with Obscure luggage and Relocate to nearby area, and selected Making Blacklists, and discarded 2 lesser Quests. She and e gossiped later that night.

17. Brenda Boring as Hell. Met at Bizarre on a rainy night, and there was a loud and shitty band playing. We relocated to a cantina across the street and then suffered through a beer and split a guacamole. Generic, forced conversation for a while until we both had to leave. Winner Most Bland Date 2015. 11/18

18. Hot, short, and shitty. Met at overpriced diner with interesting lighting and ceiling fans. Wore no make up, some flirtation, met Zoe, a well behaved dog who was connected to an ex boyfriend. Ambiguous parting kiss. Beautiful lips, nice butt, 3D mole center of back. Unsure if would see again. 16/18

18B. Met at home, and ate salmon and salted potatoes on a low table while listening to a range of Reggae. Talked a bit, seemed to disagree more than agreed. Wore low-backed shirt, with fancy bra-back exposed, black chucks indoors. Zoe did not beg excessively during dinner. Endured By The Sea during which it was made clear that there was not much physical chemistry.

For some reason your sexual experiences are interesting even though I'm not straight. What makes you such a catch? Have you ever thought about marrying any of them?

I don't know that I'm that much of a catch. Statistically I only score with maybe less than 15% of these women (although I'd have to crunch the numbers to get the real math).

I'm tall, blue eyed, moderately fit, and just kind of let things unfold. I started compiling this list of internet dates to see if there were any patterns, or any rhyme or reason to what works, and what doesn't.
>Marriage
What, and give up all this sex with a variety of (occasionally) interesting women? I have yet to be convinced of the appeal.

Glad you find it interesting, though. It's kind of like meta-writing for me, and wanted to share and see how people reacted.

OCK LVL V

March 2016

1. Jenel Kune Do. Tripped on the way to meet at a coffee shop, skinning my hand and banging my knee. Met and discussed 300, stuntwork, action lifestyle, and the nature of rolling with a fall. Cute smile, firm, androgonous body and excessively long arms. No real chemestry despite very engaging conversation. 14/18

2. Jane Writes. Shared margaritas and discussed race, family myths and history, and the process of writing. Ample breasts, vintage wardrobe, and not much connection, despite a lingering goodbye which suggested a kiss would be appropriate. 11/18

3. Dionne Petite. 4'11 St. Lucian working in real estate. Spontaneously joined me to see DMX, a concert of profound significance. Shared a nacho and popcorn shrimp and discussed a range of topics. Some slight contact during concert, eliciting slight arousal. Frumpy style, tall shoes, irregular teeth, shapely behind. 12/18.

April

4A. Alice Astoria. Cute Brazilian with an easy laugh and a curvacious body. Talked about the beach, brazilian food. Made plans to see each other again, although I ended up flaking out. 15/18

4B. Met again for Greek food, and had a perfectly serviceable evening. Some chemistry, and an extended goodbye, and a Hot kiss upon parting. Made plans to see each other again, but I ended up flaking out a 2nd time.

May
5A. Jaime Willilamsburg. Only Daughter of Hippie Jewish Elite. Spectacular 5'4" body, pert braless nipples, exceptional skin, cosmic positivity, chakras, and crystals. Not a whole lot of chemistry. Enthusiastic goodbye suggested 2nd date. 15/18

5B. Met at Nitehawk to watch The Lobster, about the cruel tortures inflicted by The System upon those who might choose singledom, partnerships, or neither. Extended silences overpowered the pert breasts and buttocks of this exceptional vintage. A bit small.

I'm interested too OP. Which one have you liked the most?

Interesting question. If there were one night that I could Groundhog Day any time I wanted, it would probably be
>22. Samara. Charismatic Actor/Singer/Dancer getting out of a 14 year marriage. Has 8 year old son. Incredible chemistry, witty banter, beautiful. Plan to meet again. 16/18
22B. Met again for pizza and hot blowjobs followed by high level sex. Fucked and talked until 11pm when escorted her back to the subway. It was like a dream. Best first and 2nd date 2013. Finale level 2.

The one that led the most serious and multi-faceted "real" relationship would be

>14. Alex Cash Adventure. Six one strong jawed Maine woman who had lived in Panama, London, and several African nations. Deals with mineral rights. Natural chemistry, long, passionate kiss goodbye. Would See again. 11/18, exceptionally tall.
14B. Ate pizza on the roof, talked and made out. 2nd+ Base making out of Futon. She warned me that she was going to leave shortly, 30 minutes prior to actually departing. Seemed positive. Strong attraction.
14C. Met at her place, made out, and attempted sex with ill-fitting condom. Thrusting without cumming.
14D. Met at my place. Proper sized condom, 2 orgasms. Hot and fun, lots of limb to manage. Seeing again.

The most visually attractive would be

>2. Ella Dream: Met at a cafe, along with baby Ray. Ray cried and ran and screamed most of the walk. The electricity and interchange was fun, near ideal body type. 16/18
2B. Saw 12 years a Slave and felt the first delicious softness of the inner thigh.
2C. Boiled fresh lobsters and ate garlic bread. Met the roommate, interacted with Ray. Massaged her delicious pillowy ass for most of the evening.
2D. Met at Transit Museum. Returned to 2-bedroom mid-century apartment to put Ray to bed, made out in her bed. Ray occasionally needed attention.
2E. Met for Dinner and walked back to the J train. Returned to my apartment for product review and banter on bed. Making out leads to full, slippery penetration, frontal spray.

6. Vika Stalingrad. Leggy russian with somewhat slavic facial features. Talked about dating, bad experiences, and there was a certain distance. Suggested that I would be investing a lot in getting through the ice to ever go anywhere. Expensive, tasty dinner. Strange texts 13/18

October

7. Another Amy. Busty Park Slope Jewess at the upper threshold of fullness. Met at Remedy diner and she immediately started striking me with a selection of Red Flags. Funny conversation, a wide range of puns. Went to Home Depot afterwards to pick up a shower curtain, and she it made it quite clear how much she was DTF. Planned 2nd date. 12/18

7B. Met in Park Slope after mechanical difficulties with bike. Ended up at a Mexican place I was familiar with, and had reasonable nachos while she pounded 1.5 extra sweet Coconut Margaritas. When back to her dungeon apartment and had tolerable sex and I was subjected to the blowjob technique advocated by Babeland's seminar.

7C. She stopped by after some local house party for a few hours of attempted sex. Eventually the sex kicked into high gear, and she ended up quite covered in cum. Ambivalent about seeing again.

8. Valerie Likes Herself. Hateful, well-dressed, and adopted 38 year old. Met at Miles in Bushwick, and drank 2 Old Fashions, where she is a regular. She talked at me about her long hours doing makeup for celebrity clients at Conde Nast, Istanbul, Paris, her felony driving excursion, and misguided tattoo choices, the first of which being at age 13. I felt exhausted within the first 10 minutes. Would not see again. 13/18

No

hey this sound fun OP!

here let me try : .

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But what was the question?

This thread is giving me autism
Do you seriously believe this shit has any creative value?

>creative value?
But it's a document of non-fiction

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No

I rather liked it. Sort of like a diary of dating. I see how no one on could Veeky Forums could relate.

This isn't interesting. There's nothing to take interest in: No conflict, no development, it's an anthology of short and aimless snippets. The only thing that vaguely piques my intrigue is the "OKC LVL" and the first line of If this is just a diary that only you will read, that's fine. But no one else except you will actually find anything of meritable value in this tedious list of who you've banged.

>an anthology of short and aimless snippets.
But that is exactly the point.
Dating, relationships, the relentless waste of time and energy to occasionally get laid. This is what it means to be alive.

>no you don't understand, its supposed to be bad

I get that, but that theme could've been (imo) far better demonstrated with a shorter length, more cogitation, and ultimately less autobiographical elements. Basically, there's better ways to get your point across other than this.

>shorter length, more cogitation, and ultimately less autobiographical elements.
Please go on.