Limericks

Hey Im interested in limerick poetry and would like to learn how to produce it as well as read some good examples of it.

Does lit have any good recommendations in this area? Also for those who write this, could you recommend a good rhyming dictionary

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the limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

There once was a maid from madras
Who had the most wonderful ass
Not round and pink as you may think
But gray with long ears and ate grass

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There is a man with a large nose
Who is loathed wherever he goes
Armed with shekels and bombs
He joins both his palms
And blames everyone else for his woes

>bombs and palms rhyme

There once was a poster on Veeky Forums
Who couldn't write limericks for shit
So I saged his thread, and went off to bed
Fed up with with the moronic twit

Has no one come across such books?

edward gorey is (was) the master of the art, the modern incarnation of edward lear

Yeah they do

>with with
>Fucking up the scheme regardless

Wew.

There once was a fag named OP
Whose posts were shitty and dopey
I saged his gay thread
And retired to bed
So my sister and I could get gropey

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.


--Boris Johnson's limerick about Pres. Erdogan

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>americans actually believe this

>pronouncing the L
What are you, gay?

Producing it is just a matter of following the form
It's a five-line poem with an A-A-B-B-A rhyme scheme
The scansion is
da DA da da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA
da DA da da DA da da DA
(it can be modified into a feminine rhyme like with one or more unaccented syllables at the ends of the B or especially the A lines)
The first line usually starts 'There once was a man from...' or 'There was an old man ...' (or 'young', etc)

My apologies for the duplicate word. Other than that, how did I mess up the scheme?

(Sage is two syllables by the way)

If you weren't retarded you'd pronounce bombs as : /bɒmz/
and palms as: /pɑːmz/
Which doesn't rhyme.

>he thinks it's about the L
Hopeless

I mean, this hasn't really been complemented.

This is great.

it's not OC, you know

Thanks for you help

Thank you as well for your help as well. What makes a rhyme masculine?

Also a link to some collections of limerics for others who are interested

abebooks.com/books/nonsense-verse-edward-lear-asimov/limericks.shtml

A masculine rhyme is one in which the words end with a stressed syllable, and for a feminine rhyme they end unstressed. The feminine scheme lends itself more naturally to humor

Thanks for the clarification, what is a good resource to understand these basic concepts of poetry?

Try this