What does Veeky Forums get off to?

Patrician taste in sexual stimulation right here.

rubbing tummies with my dorky bf

I don't masturbate anymore. Now when I'm in bed with an erection I dry-hump the air pretending to be banging a girl.

Femdom while also being a misogynist.

It's the thinking man's fetish.

>Put your back into it you cunt! Jesus Christ you fuck like a bitch. I thought I told you to get on a treadmill....

The implication of sex. The atmosphere that leads up to it, saying what is going to happen.

Also the act of being sensed, smell, taste, and et cetera. It weirds me out frankly, but it touches on a very basic animal interaction.

kek

Having sex with my husband.

DISCUSSING BOOKS ON THE INTERNET

Caressing & kissing hot studs (preferably short and v British with a big cock, but really I can jerk off to the image of any adult men at least as attractive as I am, which are nearly all of them) or reverse rape (but not the v British short guy with the big cock; that is my ex and he is too real).

I can't decide whether I want to cuddle with my men or hurt them. It is a bit confusing because I have always viewed men as objects of worship.

Occasionally I'll find something decent on literotica, but I find that captions (usually from imagefap or tumblr) are much better for jerking off because you get the whole context/situation right there in one glance instead of having good bits dispersed among masses of text.

As for the content of the captions for me it's normally cuck, chastity and sissy stuff. Been into them for as long as I can remember and they make up 99% of my sex life.

I fuck old guys because I'm a pretty good twink desu

I always forget that gay marriage is legal in some states.

I've always been partial to boobies.

yeah, the lead-up and anticipation is such a turn on

I believe the Brothers Ying Yang expressed it most poignintly in their seminal work youtube.com/watch?v=rPC6328ulVM

Boobies are pleb tier anatomical preference. I'm a hip bone guy.

Lately I'm tossing off a lot to Persona and the specific scene on Tetsuo the Iron Man where the guy is raped by the dancer with the phallic metal hose thing on her crotch. I have some unsolved mother issues, I think.

I love reading Murakami, but the thought of two people reading it aloud while cuddling just gives me some good cringies. Please never post about that habbit again.

Tbh I usually go on /d/ and do it to whatever is in top replies thread.
If your'e a dead-end autism weeb then you've got to at least commit to it.

You're just jelly. I remember one occasion we were reading Murakami to each other in the bath, and a flatmate overheard and said it was the very height of romantic love.

do people actually have sex? or is this something only paid actors do?

japanese cartoons, huge tits, creampie, imagination