CRASH! Mom made pancakes

>CRASH! Mom made pancakes.
Why is this guy respected?

Kek

lol

pious!...I demand multis...

100 of his words are 1000 of yours

Pyhä ... Haluan lisää

Бoжe...Я хoчy eщё...

Dieau... Je veux plus...

Holy....I want more.....

Only 100 words were left... 1000 if you counted like other writers.

Cвeти Бoжe... жeлим јoш...

Fucking kek

CRASH! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmom made pancakes!

The real question is, why are there three entire Veeky Forums threads devoted to CRASHbro currently active?

Dayum... finna axe you gimme nother hit, bitch!

Its a cliche now, but he basically invented writing from the POV of a golden retriever.

>I was blown up while we were eating cheese

unlucky

I think you mean that he wrote lean, athletic prose which didn't obscure the nuance of simplistic reality.

Were I as you are now, and my brain full of all the balmy barmless knowledges of your head, and my heart brimmed with all the wond'rous warmth of your chest, then i'faith I could want no more.

Only one enemy remained; two hundred thousand, if you counted the Hindu gods.

10/10

>It is a truth universally acknowledged that waking up to a loud crash rarely means something good is happening. It’s never “CRASH! Mom made pancakes!” or “CRASH! We decided to adopt a Golden Retriever!”

What did Austen mean by this?

That waking up to a loud crash rarely means something good is happening. It’s never “CRASH! Mom made pancakes!” or “CRASH! We decided to adopt a Golden Retriever!

>Only one enemy remained; four if you had fundamentally misunderstood the concept of the Trinity

I was told Joyce was dense but this line went completely over my head.

Only one enemy remained; not-one if you count his dialectical existence.

>not 33,000,001, if you counted the Hindu gods

>comma
Yeesh honky

Only one enemy remained; zero if you included the shotgun.

> only one enemy remained; three if you included The Old Man and The Sea

Holy... I want more.

Only one enemy remained; two if you counted the other enemy.

Outstanding, user

Only one enemy remained; two, if you counted wrong.

>See the child. He is pale and thin, he wears a thin and ragged linen shirt. He stokes the scullery fire. Only one enemy remained. Two if you counted God.

D R O P P E D

kek

Only 1 enemied remained CRASH! 6 if you count the pancackes

Only one enemy remained, two if you counted mom.

underrated

This board is probably the only one left that makes me laugh.

Because he lived an adventureous life and was able to make a good living writing, while at the same time he was respected. This is what 95% of Veeky Forums people want in their life.

Dio...voglio piu!

>Only one Golden Retriever remained. Two, if you counted Mom.

Only zero pancakes remained. Six, if you counted the ones mom had just made.

Three if you counted dad CRASH! I DON'T HAVE ONE

Hell, he lived pretty much everyone's dream except for the whole gargling bird-shot thing.

xcuse me this is a meme thread

Only one CRASH! remained, 2 if you counted the racing one.

>Capitalized я

How does it feel to be objectively wrong?