Hey thanks again for buying the pans for the apartment bro

>Hey thanks again for buying the pans for the apartment bro

Every. Time.

What the fuck dude?

Feels good to not be poor and live by myself.

roomates are shit. red flags for you young folk:

>anyone who calls you "bro"
>anyone who smokes weed
>anyone who wears geeky framed glasses
>anyone who asks if you smoke weed
>anyone who keeps a stock of alcohol at homeo

these are the people who will piss on the restroom floor, leave dishes in the sink, eat your food, not pay rent on time, fuck people loudly at inappropriate hours, and move out without letting anyone know

tips: keep your personal plate, bowl, knife, fork, spoon, cup in your room. along with snack food. if it doesnt need to be refrigerated and its easy to eat, keep it in your room.

>no worries bro
>get another $5 pan from goodwill
>stiff them $5 on the rent
easy peasy

>mfw I am all of these
I-I'm a good roommate I swear.

doubtful. but you have the self awareness to improve.

Probably the most accurate post I've ever seen on this website lol

I am all of those thinfs and I live alone. Fuck roommates.

huh. That's odd. Cast iron pans never have this problem. . .

Sometimes all that thermal mass is problematic.

>hurr don't room with anyone that drinks or does drugs
That excludes about 80% of the people you could potentially room with, and beggars can't be choosers.

>geeky framed glasses
lol what does that even mean?

what kind of glasses are allowed?

>what kind of glasses are allowed?
None.

I know you're meming but I'm pretty sure this is what lurks beneath all these "glasses are for the cucks" sentiments expressed on Veeky Forums

Kids these days have swung right so hard they resemble their "enemies" the gommunists and the islamists, in before horseshoe theory is bad because leddit said so

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Every second beta cunt slave socialist cuck actually does have glasses and inferior genes in general

>>anyone who calls you "bro"
my roomate
>>anyone who smokes weed
me
>>anyone who wears geeky framed glasses
neither of us
>>anyone who asks if you smoke weed
me
>>anyone who keeps a stock of alcohol at homeo
my roomate

and it's all good and fun

>anyone who keeps a stock of alcohol at home
so more than 99% of upper middle class?

>sharing anything you buy with housemates

Fuck that. I have my own nice pans, knives and chopping boards that everyone has been well warned not to use
If seen too many idiots scrape something off the bottom of a non stick pan with a fork before
I've had to resort to hiding a fork and glass in my cupboard now too since it reached the point where all forks and glasses were dirty and conveniently nobody thought they had used them so nobody was going to wash them

Can't wait to live alone

Im a thiry year old man and I still dont live alone.

>30yo
>living with someone else
>"""man"""

Whats that little L shaped thing??
Triggered
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>anyone who keeps a stock of alcohol at home
where are you supposed to keep your alcohol?

It's a piece of hay.

I own the house at least. Well the bank does but I'm working on it.

>le whores who theory
moderation is subjective and you're fucking retarded

>tips: keep your personal plate, bowl, knife, fork, spoon, cup in your room. along with snack food. if it doesnt need to be refrigerated and its easy to eat, keep it in your room.

>being this much of a socially awkward beta.

tfw roommate almost discovers pissbottle stash

>spend $300 on three Shun knives
>wipe them clean after every use
>catch roommate using them to cut his sandwiches in two on porcelain plates every week
>"Sorry man but it was the only clean knife"
>when I don't catch him I find the knives inside the dishwasher
>I can't even complain because he shares his weed with me every day

Be happy you're not me.

>I can't even complain because he shares his weed with me every day
So you are both 'that guy' in a sense, so you have nothing to complain about

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reminds me of when i used to keep a stash of toilet paper in my room because i was tired of being the only one being some
>see roommate coming out of the toilets with a pack of kleenex
>-bruh we need to buy toilet paper :(
>-we sure do :(
>kekeke

LOL