what's a non-gay six pack to get at a store like walmart (so no hipster shit)? I like angry orchard cider but I feel like a fag buying it. Also don't want any of the shitty beers like miller or coors. I don't really like beer in general so ideally something that doesn't taste like asshole which is why I normally go for the cider
What's a non-gay six pack to get at a store like walmart (so no hipster shit)...
buy coors and deal with it you fag
>non-gay
>cider
damn boy, who dropped u on the head
dos equis is pretty sweet for a beer, get a lime too
I don't know if they have them at Walmart, but my go to is usually either Newcastle or Guinness.
holy shit just grow up and stop caring about what drinks make you look like.
>not getting your beer from the liquor store
>not getting a boulevard sampler to find out what you like
>walmart
Not judging you at all for shopping there, but don't expect non-gay six packs at walmart bro. It's all going to be macro brews like miller/coors.
Your best bet is something like New Belgium, Sierra Nevada, or to a much lesser extent Widmer.
if you are implying that "hard" cider is for straight males then just lol. Cider is literally apple juice with alcohol. It's for gay little man babbies
I really enjoy Trippel from New Belgium
wine is grape juice with alcohol
beer is malt juice with alcohol
vodka is water juice with alcohol
potato vodka or go home faggot
distillation removes any potato/corn/grain particle from the final vodka, it's just water and alcohol at the end of it
Sounds like someone is EXTREMELY insecure about their masculinity.
>I'm perfectly straight
*he says as a dude sucks him off
>what? a mouth is a mouth
Just buy a pack of miller or coors tallb...
>no miller or coors
what a fag
ayo
guys
ayo guys, listen up
I don't like beer
But tell me some beer to buy at walmart because I don't want to look like a fag
he's right though
How do you enjoy anything when you're so concerned with how you appear to others?
You might be surprised how much good stuff is out there when you don't feel the need to limit yourself to only things that exude pure testosterone.
>drinking cider is just as gay as getting blown by a dude
the Crispin hard cider is the only decent looking one in that pic
>your state won't let you buy booze at the grocery store
its right next door and they're both right across the street, but it's still stupid
parole?
literally any ipa they have you fag
I ... what? no, it's state law
What law? it's illegal for grocery stores to sell alcohol?
RI here.
Yes.
that sucks