ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable

ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable

"Some faggot loser on Veeky Forums will dedicate time and energy hating this because someone better off than him made it" cold brew

fair trade organic

Bean lives matter

kauff

Not bad.

Needs to have the words "blue" and "mist" in there somewhere though.

The steamed bean.

Drinkette of passion

The Kentile Floor

starbucks

>ITT we come up with the most hipster coffee name imaginable

Scratchy Old Vinyl

*coff* *coff*

Douche water
B-b-b-because you'd never drink it, right guys? See? It's ironic.

thats sexist!

Civet Disobeendience

I like these. In a hipster shaming kind of way.

"The flyover"
Just a regular cappuccino.

Thick-Rimmed Beard

>kauff

Blue sky mocha grande with autumn mist hazlenut.

That's pretty fucking hipster, right there, I don't care who y'are.

Black Grinds Matter

I mean, I get lo fi and everything, but what the fuck.

When you order extra cream, it's called a 'thicc'
When you get 1 or 2 shots of espresso, it's called 'lit' and 'extra lit'

"Sour Grapes" Single Origin Yirgacheffe

Watered with the tears of Ethiopian children and slow-roasted over reclaimed wood from dilapidated churches

AVALANCHE OF GAPED ANAL SEX COFFEE

That's the opposite of hipster. That's teenage girl as fuck.

>That's teenage girl as fuck.

No difference, really.